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The aliens who are behind the program of xianity are part of a movement called “The Intergalactic Federation.” The IGF’s agenda is one of “non-interference.” They plan to stand idly by while humanity blows itself to smithereens with nuclear weapons.
The visit from the virgin bitch is typical of the IGF. There is a theme of negative prophesy while the sadistic aliens stand by and watch, not lifting a finger to help. In most cases, children are involved and preyed upon. The alien greys and enemy Nordics (angels) who have an insatiable hatred of humanity work with the IGF.

Satan and the Original Gods are from Orion. The IGF is at war with Orion. The IGF works through many of the “New Age” people and mystics. The IGF aliens do not bother to help their human lackeys when they are having problems and in addition, they are sadistic and tell them of their misfortunes before they occur. Gifted humans such as Franz Bardon who worked for the IGF are prohibited from using their powers freely, even if this means saving their own lives or the life of a loved one. Upon their death, they are absorbed into “the light.” The light is also called “The One” and is a mass of harvested human souls used by the alien greys. There have been reports the Vatican made a deal with the greys- wealth and power in exchange for souls. This explains why the Catholic Church works relentlessly to suppress human spiritual advancement and is nothing but dead materialism devoid of any spirituality.

Satan and his Demons do not give negative prophesy. If you ever experience an entity telling you something bad is going to happen, you can be sure this is not Satan or any of the Demons.

"High Priestess" Maxine Dietrich , SORRY FOR WHAT? 39 Comments [9/13/2011 3:03:18 AM]
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#1331886
Raised by Horses

Crazy conspiracy rant or new episode of Futurama? You decide.

9/13/2011 3:40:47 AM
#1331888
aaa

@Raised by Horses: Yes.

9/13/2011 3:43:08 AM
#1331891
Argle Bargle

What a load of uninspired blather. Why can't we get an original conspiracy theory for one? It's always the same entities: Greys, Jews,Masons,The NWO, New Age beliefs and other usual suspects. I yearn for a day when I see a quote by someone who thinks the world is secretly controlled by schoolteachers or meter maids. Y'know, something new and original.

9/13/2011 3:46:59 AM
#1331899
jsonitsac

An Intergalactic "Federation" with a "Non-Interferance Policy?" Do any of the aliens look like the following:







Actually if any do look like the third one, I hope they come and abduct me...

9/13/2011 4:12:51 AM
#1331903
Percy Q. Shunn


9/13/2011 4:20:24 AM
#1331923


I too have watched many episodes from the "Star Trek" and "Babylon 5" franchises...

9/13/2011 5:37:03 AM
#1331953
Doubting Thomas

At least there's a kernel of truth in this conspiracy theory. We are in danger of destroying ourselves via Christianity (and religion in general).

9/13/2011 6:56:25 AM
#1331982
J. James

Ah, the seedy secret beliefs behind NWO conspiracies and 9/11 trutherism.

Have you noticed that conspiracy theorists can't stop arguing with each other over their personal fanfiction worlds? This is why.

9/13/2011 8:03:02 AM
#1331995


Too much TV will kill you.

9/13/2011 8:11:21 AM
#1332023
werewolf

How's Marlene?

I heard Sulu is a Captain now and Kirk has been promoted to Admiral.

Good times, good times.

9/13/2011 9:20:28 AM
#1332096
Leliel

Finally! An atheist religious conspiracy nut!

Man, after all that "Chariots of Demons" thing, I was hoping we'd find a nice, schzoid antitheist...

9/13/2011 1:35:46 PM
#1332128
jsonitsac

@ werewolf

Kirk got demoted, then a bridge fell on him...

9/13/2011 2:58:37 PM
#1332130
nazani14

I think I need a flow chart for this mythos.

9/13/2011 3:01:15 PM
#1332149


Wait Wait Wait...
If the IGF are dicks who just stand around and do nothing, and they're fighting Satan, and Satan doesn't cause doom and destruction for humans.

Does this mean Satan is good?

And what other "Original Gods" are on his side?

Is there some team of Odin, Ra, Zeus, and Satan out there fighting the IGF?

Or are we getting into Elder God territory?

9/13/2011 4:36:42 PM
#1332157
Danarth

This is madness....

9/13/2011 5:19:11 PM
#1332169


Yeah first you started with physically possible things that probably don't exist (aliens visiting earth) and then moved to physically impossible things that most certainly do not exist (god, angels, ect.).

Point being none of that shit exists you sheep.

9/13/2011 6:04:33 PM
#1332214
Pioneer

I love these theories. I can't help but think that they would make watchable TV-shows. I mean, aliens battling Satan? I'd watch that.

9/13/2011 11:33:14 PM
#1332272
Joe Mama

Meth is apparently one hell of a drug.

9/14/2011 6:31:02 AM
#1332456
Papabear

Science fiction. Boring, poorly thought out, colorless science fiction. High Priestess of what, yawning?

9/14/2011 5:40:48 PM
#1332471
J. James

@Papabear

It's not boring if you think that's reality. I think the reason conspiracy theorists exist is because of democracy(the power structure under monarchy was at least unambiguous) and sheer boredom. They want to feel special and smart.

9/14/2011 8:11:08 PM
#1332786
Amadan

Wow! Xenu only has a Galactic Federation: these guys have an Intergalactic one!

Scientology is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooommmmmmmed!

9/15/2011 1:10:59 PM
#1332906
Dr. Steve Brule

Can anyone translate this into plain English for me? I guess my crazyspeak is not as good as it used to be. He lost me after the second sentence, wherein Christians are aliens that believe in non-interference by causing massive interference through nuclear war...

My brain is bleeding just trying to fathom that...

9/16/2011 12:08:28 AM
#1333066
J. James

@Dr. Steve Brule

Translation from bætßhit:

"[indecipherable] aliens from outer space [indecipherable] standing by while people bullshit themselves into extinction [indecipherable] close encounters of the third kind paedophila."

"[New Agey Satanist bullshit] the Orion constellation [woo] prophecies, superpowers [indecipherable] the psychic midget from the movie 'Poltergeist' that talks about 'the light' [anti-Catholicism] Pope eats babies."

"Satan is God and he will never lead us astray.(except when he does. Then it's someone else)."

9/16/2011 9:35:01 PM
#1333297
Agahnim

This lady's tinfoil hat seems to be on too tight. Or maybe it's just because she's high.

9/17/2011 1:40:10 PM
#1334011
CanadianBroad

And now, a live report from Beyond Cat-Lady-Crazy Land ... Take it away, Maxine!

(Why do I picture Maxine as a woman in her late 50s, thinning dyed black hair, about 5' tall and 195 lbs, wearing a purple caftan and waaaay too much make-up?)

@ Danarth:

This is SPARRRTAAAAAAAAA ...

Sorry, it just had to be done. LoL

9/19/2011 10:00:44 PM
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