Raised by Horses
Crazy conspiracy rant or new episode of Futurama? You decide.
9/13/2011 3:40:47 AM
@Raised by Horses: Yes.
9/13/2011 3:43:08 AM
What a load of uninspired blather. Why can't we get an original conspiracy theory for one? It's always the same entities: Greys, Jews,Masons,The NWO, New Age beliefs and other usual suspects. I yearn for a day when I see a quote by someone who thinks the world is secretly controlled by schoolteachers or meter maids. Y'know, something new and original.
9/13/2011 3:46:59 AM
An Intergalactic "Federation" with a "Non-Interferance Policy?" Do any of the aliens look like the following:
Actually if any do look like the third one, I hope they come and abduct me...
9/13/2011 4:12:51 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
9/13/2011 4:20:24 AM
I too have watched many episodes from the "Star Trek" and "Babylon 5" franchises...
9/13/2011 5:37:03 AM
At least there's a kernel of truth in this conspiracy theory. We are in danger of destroying ourselves via Christianity (and religion in general).
9/13/2011 6:56:25 AM
Ah, the seedy secret beliefs behind NWO conspiracies and 9/11 trutherism.
Have you noticed that conspiracy theorists can't stop arguing with each other over their personal fanfiction worlds? This is why.
9/13/2011 8:03:02 AM
Too much TV will kill you.
9/13/2011 8:11:21 AM
I heard Sulu is a Captain now and Kirk has been promoted to Admiral.
Good times, good times.
9/13/2011 9:20:28 AM
Finally! An atheist religious conspiracy nut!
Man, after all that "Chariots of Demons" thing, I was hoping we'd find a nice, schzoid antitheist...
9/13/2011 1:35:46 PM
Kirk got demoted, then a bridge fell on him...
9/13/2011 2:58:37 PM
I think I need a flow chart for this mythos.
9/13/2011 3:01:15 PM
Wait Wait Wait...
If the IGF are dicks who just stand around and do nothing, and they're fighting Satan, and Satan doesn't cause doom and destruction for humans.
Does this mean Satan is good?
And what other "Original Gods" are on his side?
Is there some team of Odin, Ra, Zeus, and Satan out there fighting the IGF?
Or are we getting into Elder God territory?
9/13/2011 4:36:42 PM
This is madness....
9/13/2011 5:19:11 PM
Yeah first you started with physically possible things that probably don't exist (aliens visiting earth) and then moved to physically impossible things that most certainly do not exist (god, angels, ect.).
Point being none of that shit exists you sheep.
9/13/2011 6:04:33 PM
I love these theories. I can't help but think that they would make watchable TV-shows. I mean, aliens battling Satan? I'd watch that.
9/13/2011 11:33:14 PM
Meth is apparently one hell of a drug.
9/14/2011 6:31:02 AM
Science fiction. Boring, poorly thought out, colorless science fiction. High Priestess of what, yawning?
9/14/2011 5:40:48 PM
It's not boring if you think that's reality. I think the reason conspiracy theorists exist is because of democracy(the power structure under monarchy was at least unambiguous) and sheer boredom. They want to feel special and smart.
9/14/2011 8:11:08 PM
Wow! Xenu only has a Galactic Federation: these guys have an Intergalactic one!
Scientology is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooommmmmmmed!
9/15/2011 1:10:59 PM
Dr. Steve Brule
Can anyone translate this into plain English for me? I guess my crazyspeak is not as good as it used to be. He lost me after the second sentence, wherein Christians are aliens that believe in non-interference by causing massive interference through nuclear war...
My brain is bleeding just trying to fathom that...
9/16/2011 12:08:28 AM
@Dr. Steve Brule
Translation from bætßhit:
"[indecipherable] aliens from outer space [indecipherable] standing by while people bullshit themselves into extinction [indecipherable] close encounters of the third kind paedophila."
"[New Agey Satanist bullshit] the Orion constellation [woo] prophecies, superpowers [indecipherable] the psychic midget from the movie 'Poltergeist' that talks about 'the light' [anti-Catholicism] Pope eats babies."
"Satan is God and he will never lead us astray.(except when he does. Then it's someone else)."
9/16/2011 9:35:01 PM
This lady's tinfoil hat seems to be on too tight. Or maybe it's just because she's high.
9/17/2011 1:40:10 PM
And now, a live report from Beyond Cat-Lady-Crazy Land ... Take it away, Maxine!
(Why do I picture Maxine as a woman in her late 50s, thinning dyed black hair, about 5' tall and 195 lbs, wearing a purple caftan and waaaay too much make-up?)
This is SPARRRTAAAAAAAAA ...
Sorry, it just had to be done. LoL
9/19/2011 10:00:44 PM