Goriller #fundie iidb.org

Do you actually think the FBI is going to stop looking for Muslim terrorists intending to set off suitcase nukes in order to stop me from sticking pro-morality bumper-stickers on cars belonging to faggots?
By the way, I never did tell you all what those bumper stickers say. One I've got is a take-off of the anti-drunk-driving commercials that say, "Friends don't let friends drive drunk." My bumper-sticker says, "Friends don't let friends be homos."

Here's another one I have: Have you ever seen that one bumper sticker that homos put on their cars that have the colors of a rainbow and say, "Celebrate Diversity"? Well, I've got some that look EXACTLY like it - rainbow colors and all - except the words say, "Eliminate Perversity." Since the stickers look so much alike, the homos wind up driving around with them on their bumpers for months before they finally notice the difference. What a hoot! Boy it's fun to be a Christian!

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