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If Jesus said it, He meant it and He meant what He said. He said "there are many rooms in My Father's House" and He is going to prepare a place for us. Jesus said He's building us mansions - He allowed that translation - He's building mansions!

Jesus's Girl, Rapture Ready 75 Comments [9/17/2011 5:30:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 43
WTF?! || meh

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If you noticed that these are NOT the same thing in any way, shape, or form, then CONGRATULATIONS! You're smarter than Jesus's Girl.

9/17/2011 5:47:33 AM


If you need rooms in heaven, it's a pretty crappy heaven. My heavenly weather shall allow to sleep butt naked under the mother fucking stars. And everybody has a nice butt.

9/17/2011 5:59:39 AM


Way too weak for this site. She's confused and excited, but this ain't Fundie material.

9/17/2011 6:00:14 AM


He allowed that translation did he, you really think that. You are stupid, really really stupid. Think with your head for a bit man wrote the Bible, man translated the Bible and you know man is not perfect. There are many versions of the Bible all claiming that they are perfect...none are perfect. Think about how people you think are wrong use the exact same argument as you, god wrote it and made sure it was perfect and yet you still think they are wrong.

9/17/2011 6:18:06 AM


Yes, and Jesus said the disciples should fish for people. He's giving us free fishing boats!

9/17/2011 6:19:24 AM


No, Jesus's Girl, you misunderstand. The rich are going to get mansions again; you're going to stay in the trailer park.

9/17/2011 6:24:19 AM


Because clearly you can't be happy unless you live in a HUGE home and have manservants to cater to your every whim.

Even though non-wealthy people manage to do perfectly fine without them.

Seriously, who would want to live alone in a mansion for eternity? It'd be like a giant marble CAGE.

9/17/2011 6:25:27 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Yeah, but "He" also allowed Casey Anthony to walk free to prove her innocent of having killed her little girl — at least Casey's mother said so.

Ergo: You shouldn't put much stock into what gods, and their believers, say.

9/17/2011 6:27:09 AM


Can mine have mutants in it?

9/17/2011 6:27:39 AM


One religion promises mansions in heaven, another promises 72 virgins. So which one has the better marketing plan?

9/17/2011 6:30:27 AM

Well, he was a carpenter.

9/17/2011 6:34:02 AM


Because this isn't like the whole cutting off your hand and plucking your eye out bit, or selling all your stuff and giving the money to the poor. We like this one!

9/17/2011 6:43:00 AM


"There are many rooms in My Father's House" is pretty easily translated.

The house exists, it has lots of rooms.

Sounds pretty simple to me. Not "we're in the middle of a huge construction project"

9/17/2011 6:50:57 AM


So, we should star gouging out our eyes and chopping off our hands if Jesus meant what he said?

9/17/2011 6:58:54 AM

D Laurier

These raptards suffer from class envy... among other things.

9/17/2011 7:10:59 AM

Mister Spak

Yes I am sure Jesus is building mansions - many contractors use Mexican labor. But you have to ask yourself - is your mansion being built by an illegal spic?

9/17/2011 7:24:58 AM


Mister Spak: Of course not, it's all those Latin American Catholics. They got into Heaven with their papers perfectly in order.

9/17/2011 7:51:38 AM


It's unclear why the KJV translators used the word "mansions" for that passage. The same Greek word is translated as "home" or "abode" in the other passage in which it appears. It's translated as "rooms" in other versions, and the NKJV adds a footnote to the word saying "literally, dwellings".

Actually, He's building public housing for us.

9/17/2011 8:06:03 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh come on this is just a statement of faith. It's reading comprehension fail, but it isn't fundie. It doesn't even imply a rapture. I thought we weren't mocking generic statements of faith.

9/17/2011 8:08:00 AM

Thinking Allowed

Trouble is, that was written long after the guy died by some of his buddies. Are you sure they got it right?

9/17/2011 8:41:21 AM


In Matthew 13:31 Jesus says "The kingdom of heaven is like a grain of mustard seed". Damn, that must make for some very small mansions!

9/17/2011 8:53:56 AM


@Mister Spak

One wonders if, in the case that demons can seek redemption and go back to heaven, there's a contingent of the heavenly host that pickets against imported infernal labor.

The OP probably would join them.

9/17/2011 9:06:56 AM


He also allowed that translation to be written by an effiminate gay man.

9/17/2011 9:16:45 AM


Well he was a carpenter.

9/17/2011 9:21:58 AM


Well that ain't fundie! She's excited about the hereafter!

Now the crap that The Fly & Fly Mom, The Westboro Hate Cult, Dr. Dobby, Dr. Dino-Dork, Coultergeist, The Blecchmann Twins, Glenny-Boy, Bill O'Pad, Limburger, The Shrub, Darth Vader, Gov. Skeletor, The Klan Klowns, Those Wacky NeoNazis, Mr. Hands, Polley Who-Is-Crackers, etc. say is Fundie & stupid.

This quote is small potatoes...

.........Wasn't ol' J.C. also a carpenter?

9/17/2011 10:05:17 AM
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