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If the Rapture happens soon and millions of people vanish and Obama doesn't have an explanation right away (because I think he is clueless to end time prophecy)...do you think he will panic and shut the internet down?

Do you think the internet will crash if Obama doesn't shut it down by over use by the masses. Is that possible? I don't know much about technology. When I think about it, maybe the use won't be as much as I think when millions of people that are gone won't be using it.

I really want the people that are left behind to be able to obtain all the "What's next"? information that is online after the Rapture.

When Hurricane Irene was coming up the East Coast I went out for D batteries (about 4 days before it was suppose to hit my area) and there was not any to be found! I was happy I already had some on hand, I was just adding extras to the stash. As I was looking at the empty shelves I started to think right then if this will be the case with Bibles soon after the Rapture. Will the people that heard the message but refuted it, now think "oh, maybe they were right" and run out to find a Bible and soon they will all be gone or will more people buy into a lie that the Pope or someone else is spreading around like wildfire.

If the internet stays on, at least there are many Bibles online for those that want them and so much more information too.

It is weird to think that after the Rapture this forum will be empty of posters. But what a wealth of information will remain. :-)

Back to my main question, do you think Obama will turn the internet off for whatever reason?

HugsFromJesus, RR 84 Comments [9/27/2011 2:51:00 AM]
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JoKing

The... internet... doesn't... work... that... way....

9/17/2011 1:24:15 PM



Since the raptured people are going to be so few, nobody will give a damn, believe me. Second, do your really believe everything it's in internet?

9/27/2011 3:08:05 AM

Extraintrovert

"I don't know much about technology."

If they then added "I don't know much about anything", then there would be two accurate statements in this post. Otherwise, it is nothing but a big stream of WHARGLBLE.

Oh Rapture Ready. Don't even change.

9/27/2011 3:09:18 AM

Kulgur

"If the Rapture happens soon and millions of people vanish..."

If that happens, I'll get on my unicorn and joust the easter bunny for control of Xanadu's gold.

Hey, my version of events is just as valid as yours!

9/27/2011 3:11:15 AM

Gypsin

last time i checked Obama doesn't control the internet. so no.

i doubt i or anyone else with a brain will go looking for bibles in a holocaust that sucks up the people that are already religious nuts.

we would likely want tools, food, water and other emergency supplies.

not that it ever would.


9/27/2011 3:13:36 AM

Grey Seer

Well, we'd probably recognise the idea of a Rapture - you lunatics have been vocal enough about that, at least. So if, hypothetically, it does happen, I imagine we'll cope somehow.

@Kulgur

Hey, don't fuck with the Easter Bunny. He might look cute and fluffy, but under all that fur is a stone cold killer.

9/27/2011 3:17:16 AM

clockworkgirl21

Why do these people think the president has as much power as an absolute monarch?

9/27/2011 3:30:25 AM

Big Jilm

I love the smell of bat-shit insanity in the morning.

9/27/2011 3:31:46 AM

Wyzard

Upon reading this, an image comes to mind...


9/27/2011 3:55:24 AM

Hertzyscowicz

Out of curiosity, has Obama shown the slightest sign of censoring questions he can't answer?

9/27/2011 4:02:47 AM



This is just sad.

9/27/2011 4:19:43 AM

WWWWolf

> If the Rapture happens soon and millions of people vanish and Obama doesn't have an explanation right away (because I think he is clueless to end time prophecy)

Are you kidding me? Everyone knows about the Rapture nowadays, kid. Yes, even the ones that don't believe in it.

Talk to people who have heard of the Rapture but have rejected the idea. You would be surprised how many proverbial plot holes people can find. Shit just doesn't add up.

> ...do you think he will panic and shut the internet down?

What part of "a network of independent nodes" is hard to grasp? ...oh, "nodes". Let me explain...

9/27/2011 4:20:08 AM



Yes, Obama will just press the big red "Internet Off" button next to his desk. Because that is exactly how the internet works and we all know that would'nt cause any panic at all.

9/27/2011 4:25:47 AM

C_V


why do you care? you and all the other worthies will be gone, right? the ones that are "left behind" are all evil anyway.

9/27/2011 4:31:05 AM



If that happened like you said, if millions of people vanished instantaneously and the world was in a panic, the very worst thing the government could do would be shutting down the internet.

9/27/2011 4:41:03 AM



I don't know much about technology either, but I do know that the internet consists of millions of independent but linked computers ALL OVER THE WORLD and the world wide web (the thing you use every day as 'the internet') was created by an ENGLISHMAN working in GENEVA... what makes you think the president of AMERICA has the authority to turn that off, even if it were possible? Oh yes because in the minds of you bible belters America = the world and the world = America. As for everything else you say: you're an idiot.

9/27/2011 4:55:10 AM

checkmate

I don't know much about technology.

Well, thank you for confirming the obvious. That gets one big "duh".

Btw, I really wish I had your worries. But then again, your life must be as boring as hell if you really have time to think about the things you mention in your post.

9/27/2011 4:58:14 AM

Raised by Horses



Being the president and all, he could probably shut down individual ISPs, but you don't just "shut down the internets" like that. Just FYI.

9/27/2011 5:14:55 AM

whatever

@clockworkgirl21

"Why do these people think the president has as much power as an absolute monarch?"

Because it's Obama. The Antichrist. Remember, his election campaign logo contained a hidden 666. And probably other things as well...

So, he has the power to destroy the Universe itself. Probably.

9/27/2011 5:21:04 AM

dionysus

Do you think the internet will crash if Obama doesn't shut it down by over use by the masses. Is that possible?

Yes, the entire internet will crash, not just certain overtaxed servers but the entire freaking internet.

I don't know much about technology.

Clearly.

When Hurricane Irene was coming up the East Coast I went out for D batteries (about 4 days before it was suppose to hit my area) and there was not any to be found!

They must have all been raptured. All the C, AA, and AAA batteries got left behind.

It is weird to think that after the Rapture this forum will be empty of posters.

Not completely empty. We will still be entertained by the PoEs on the site.

But what a wealth of information will remain. :-)

I think that smiley's supposed to be a question mark.

9/27/2011 5:21:53 AM

Mister Spak

"Do you think the internet will crash if Obama doesn't shut it down by over use by the masses. Is that possible? I don't know much about technology. "

Since you're a rapture retard, you probably don't know much about anything.

" Will the people that heard the message but refuted it, now think "oh, maybe they were right" and run out to find a Bible and soon they will all be gone or will more people buy into a lie that the Pope or someone else is spreading around like wildfire. "


No, because the pope, being a real chistian will be raptured, while you cultists in the thrall of satan will be left behind

9/27/2011 5:29:33 AM

N. De Plume

Originally posted by Hugs

When Hurricane Irene was coming up the East Coast I went out for D batteries (about 4 days before it was suppose to hit my area) and there was not any to be found! I was happy I already had some on hand, I was just adding extras to the stash. As I was looking at the empty shelves I started to think right then if this will be the case with Bibles soon after the Rapture. Will the people that heard the message but refuted it, now think "oh, maybe they were right" and run out to find a Bible and soon they will all be gone or will more people buy into a lie that the Pope or someone else is spreading around like wildfire.

Well, if that does happen, they won’t find the Bible to be much use, since the Rapture ain’t mentioned at all in it.

9/27/2011 5:38:51 AM

D Laurier

Fucking raptards, thinking that nobody knows anything about their little cult.

There are bibles all over the place, EVERY adult in the english speaking world has easy access to more bibles than we could ever possibly roll into cigarettes.

NOBODY can shut down the internet, at least not without destroying ALL the communications infrastructure in the world.

9/27/2011 5:46:02 AM

Pilotess

You talking about all the D Batteries being gone reminds me of a rumor that went around in the small village I grew up in: "there will be no more sugar" So people went and bought as much sugar as they possibly could store - the next day - no more sugar in the store. Wow!

and yes, Obama will shut down the internet, he actually is planning on doing it before the rapture will happen. He does it just to shut down all information on the rapture.

9/27/2011 6:07:54 AM

BR

So, the big, red, panic-causing button in the Oval Office is no longer the nuclear detonation button, but the off switch for the internet. Interesting.

9/27/2011 6:14:30 AM
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