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Well, considering RR seems to think that the US is the centre of the universe--the only other country I've ever seen them show any concern for is Israel--I suppose it sort of makes sense that they think the US president could just turn off the World Wide Web.
9/27/2011 11:37:08 AM
This rapture thing isn't in any bible that I'm familiar with.
9/27/2011 11:45:28 AM
Okay, a few things.
1. You can't "turn off the internet".
2. Obama is the President of the United States, not the ruler of the world. Even if one could "turn off the internet", that is just one country.
3. Even if Obama could "turn off the internet" in the U.S., he legally can't because of the way the U.S. government works.
Hopefully now you realize just how ridiculous you sound.
Oh, who am I kidding... it's RR...
9/27/2011 11:46:58 AM
Yeah, you get right back to me when the rapture actually happens. I'll be happy to speak with you.
9/27/2011 11:54:17 AM
Shut the Internet down, I don't know. Is it even possible to clog all those tubes at the same time,
even especially for the American government? One thing is clear though, Obama would certainly make the cyber police intervene as soon as possible.
9/27/2011 12:10:32 PM
The rapture is not biblical. You might want to take and read that bible you seem to love so much.
> If the Rapture happens soon and millions of people vanish and Obama doesn't have an explanation right away (because I think he is clueless to end time prophecy)
Are you kidding me? Everyone knows about the Rapture nowadays, kid. Yes, even the ones that don't believe in it.
Actually, no, that's only true for the USA. I only know of it, because I frequent english/american sites.
9/27/2011 12:41:18 PM
Actually, Jesus controlls the on/off button for the interbutts.
9/27/2011 12:54:04 PM
If the Internet is closed, will the Bible be our only source of porn?
9/27/2011 12:56:04 PM
Well, yeah, of course President Obama will just flick the Internets Switch to "Off" and that will be it. No more internet for anybody, anywhere. (/sarcasm)
Do these people honestly believe that the "internet" is wholely owned and run by the U.S. government from one computer ... possibly in the basement of the FBI building?
9/27/2011 1:20:50 PM
Talk about rambling...
9/27/2011 1:27:34 PM
So that's what the big red button does!
9/27/2011 1:45:04 PM
And they say WE think that Obama is a god-like figure
9/27/2011 2:08:59 PM
There is no magical flashing red button that you can push to 'turn off the internet'.....
I also like how you assume that the Pope wouldn't be 'raptured'..lol.
9/27/2011 3:51:59 PM
"If the Rapture happens soon and millions of people vanish and Obama doesn't have an explanation right away (because I think he is clueless to end time prophecy)...do you think he will panic and shut the internet down? "
I don't see why not, according to rapture ready Obama was born in Madagascar!
9/27/2011 4:24:28 PM
If the Rapture happens(I doubt it will) I'm going to have a big ass party, because all the crazies are gone...
9/27/2011 4:47:26 PM
Nah, he'll be too busy celebrating like all the rest of us that you bozos are gone.
9/27/2011 4:53:59 PM
Just more wank fodder for the apocalypse fetishists.
9/27/2011 6:20:19 PM
Seriously, why do these people think Obama won't be raptured? He's a Christian, and probably a better one than they are.
9/27/2011 6:22:30 PM
Was going to type a response but feeling sick from too much word salad with crazy dressing.
Going to lie down now.
9/27/2011 7:00:28 PM
With you crazy people gone, we'll finally be able to get healthcare, marriage rights, and facts taught in schools.
9/27/2011 7:46:36 PM
If the Rapture happens soon and millions of people vanish and Obama doesn't have an explanation right away
If millions of people suddenly and inexplicaby disappear I highly doubt anybody would, or even reasonably could, expect an immediate, concise, and comprehensive explanation. Moreover, why is it that you automatically assume that Obama would not be amoung one of those raptured? Is there a list, or is it just that RR'ers arrogantly assume that their "god" hate's everyone that they dislike for whatever reason.
(because I think he is clueless to end time prophecy)...
And you base that on what? Do you personally know the man in such a manner as to have insight on his personal theological beliefs and knowledge? Or is your "assesment" based wholly and completely on your personal dislike of the man?
do you think he will panic and shut the internet down?
The internet does not have an "OFF" switch in the white house. So short of shutting down the entire North Americn power grid, which would cause even more panic, I'd have to say no.
Do you think the internet will crash if Obama doesn't shut it down by over use by the masses. Is that possible?
More likely than your previous scenario.
I don't know much about technology.
That much is obvious.
I really want the people that are left behind to be able to obtain all the "What's next"? information that is online after the Rapture.
Which version? There is more than one and many are contrdictory.
If the internet stays on, at least there are many Bibles online for those that want them and so much more information too.
So people should look to a book tht doesn't so much as even mention "the rapture" for information on the rapture?
It is weird to think that after the Rapture this forum will be empty of posters.
You couldn't cut the arrogance in that statement with chainsaw. Gotta love RR'ers, talking down to those who dare to disagree with them, all while patting themselves on the back, confident in their rather arrogant assumption that they are special and "god" likes them best.
9/28/2011 1:56:20 AM
RR is like fanfic but with none of the fun or porn.
9/28/2011 3:01:08 AM
1. The president does not control the american government (all in all, it's more the other way around)
2. the amarican governament does not control the internet (they would probably want to, but the size and scale of that would be ridiculous)
3. the internet is a collection of millions of computers, all linked together, with dozens of different backups, making tampering with it nigh-impossible. it does not have an off switch.
we can see that you don't know much about computers. or the government. or anything else, really.
9/28/2011 3:39:34 AM
You know, something tells me this is sane by RR standards.
9/28/2011 8:43:45 AM
No, partially because the president isn't all-powerful, and partially because the rapture is never going to happen.
9/28/2011 8:59:07 AM
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