[On the age of the universe]
Sorry, starlight [from billions of light years away, revealing that amount of time has passed] is the biggest copout ever. When do you see the starlight? Today. End of story.
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Well, with just the same line of "argument", I could claim sheer nonsense like this:
"Sorry, to claim that Jesus lived 2000 years ago is the biggest copout ever. When do you read the bible? Now. End of story."
"Rom831", you would surely agree that all of this is nonsense, won't you?
"Sorry, starlight [from billions of light years away, revealing that amount of time has passed] is the biggest copout ever. When do you see the starlight? Today. End of story."
Sputnik 1 - the first artificial satellite - was sent up, revealing that the Biblical model of the 'universe' (a flat Earth, supported on pillars, and a solid dome or 'Firmament') was not only the biggest copout ever, it was proven - by Atheistic Soviet scientists - to be the biggest load of superstitious bullshit ever conceived. When was Sputnik 1 sent up? 1957. It's now 2011. The Voyager deep space probes - launched in 1977 - have left our solar system.
End of story.
But only for you fundies and your so-called Bible. Not for science, though. Not many gaps left. Three letters: L. H. C.
You’re one of those people that don’t get the Old Lady Speeding joke, right? Right?
We’ve measured the speed of light.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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