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On May 5th I had an email conversation with a retired military man with spook contacts. All were in total agreement that the Bin Laden episode was pure theater. The SEALS were sent into a compound as evidenced by the lost chopper on site. But Osama Bin Laden wasn't in that compound. Osama Bin Laden has been dead for years. Bin Laden had a genetic condition that caused renal failure (this genetic condition is common among deeply inbred Saudi arab muslims). Bin Laden had been on dialysis BEFORE 9/11. Dialysis is difficult enough for people in first world countries who can have it done in outstanding facilities. Bin Laden was having it done either in caves or in homes post 9/11. People in renal failure having dialysis done in fricking caves do NOT live for ten more years. Period. There was no dialysis equipment found in the compound the SEALS raided on May 2. Of course there wasn't. Bin Laden wasn't in that compound because Bin Laden has been dead for years.

This is why the "body" was declared "positively identified" faster than any known DNA testing process in existence - and this DNA testing was carried out not in a lab mind you, but inside Chinook and/or V-22 Osprey helos en route to the USS Carl Vinson. The body was then dumped into the Indian Ocean in a mad dash to ensure that "burial" took place within 24 hours of death in order to "honor" musloid burial traditions. Not a single picture of the so-called "Bin Laden corpse" has ever been released - and never will.

The entire Bin Laden episode was stagecraft. It was pure theater that was designed to give Obama a boost in the polls and give distraction and cover. Distract from what? Cover from what?

April 20, 2011: The release date of Dr. Jerome Corsi's book, "Where's the Birth Certificate" is announced as May 17, and pre-sales begin on Amazon.com. Corsi's work is known to be extremely thorough and meticulous. Within hours, Corsi's book is #1 on Amazon.com - fully 28 days before its release. The Obama regime is panicked.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt Capital Management, Inc. 44 Comments [9/22/2011 3:12:18 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn


9/22/2011 3:47:00 AM



"Corsi's work is known to be extremely thorough and meticulous"


9/22/2011 4:19:19 AM

Jezeus

Well, my spook contacts say that your freind's spook contacts are mistaken.

They told me that this particular Bin Laden, (as there are many) was a failed clone experiment, with ties to the Alien Alliance of Voltair!

The real Bin Laden remains at large! They believe he is somewhere in the jungles of Peru, practicing remote viewing...!

This comes from a reliable source!

I should troll....more!

9/22/2011 5:27:15 AM

Argle Bargle

Beating the pile of dust that was once a horse award.

9/22/2011 5:36:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

So, let me get this straight... Obama told the U.S. military to fake a night mission in Pakistan to assassinate Bin Laden, so we deliberately crash a top-secret helicopter in some abandoned compound (thereby giving top-secret technology to the Pakistanis and anyone they want to sell it to), shoot a few guns off, then fly off to an aircraft carrier pretending to carry Bin Laden's body in order to distract people from a book written by a birther, whom nobody really takes seriously anyway? Not to mention that people can still read the book if they want to, and now Obama has a (yet another) vast conspiracy which he has to keep everyone involved from talking about.

9/22/2011 6:39:56 AM

Vesus

I'm astonished that this rube would actually post all these political/religious diatribes on her business website. Stupidity knows no bounds with these conspiracy/fundy lunatics.

9/22/2011 7:34:22 AM

J. James

Forgive me, I'm more apt to believe the Government and the military than you and your suspiciously unnamed second-hand source.

Obama was right when he said there's no convincing these people.

9/22/2011 7:39:16 AM

Anon

Ahem: http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/2011-08/books/ref=zg_bs_tab/190-8531040-5929620

Corsi's bullshit was ranked at #3 on Amazon for the week of April 18-24 2011. By the next week, it was at #67. The next week, it was not in the top hundred.

So if it was ever the #1 book on Amazon, it only stayed there for a few hours, which is meaningless.

On the other hand, why am I taking the time to show how a conspiracy theorist Did Not Do The Research?

9/22/2011 8:29:48 AM

Comrade Potatovich

Your spook is a fake spook.I, myself having a neighbour who has been in the Cherniy Molot black op subdivision of the KGB (google has masterfully supressed all information on this), know several things this nimrod doesn't.
For instance, the so-called Middle East does not exist.Venturing south of Iran, one only encounters vast swathes of an ocean of oil. Ever noticed how photos of the alleged Arab world look a bit too much like Death Valley, Arizona? This is the reason.
Osama bin Laden is actually an Irish assassin turned actor, born under the name Benny "Laddie" O'Summer. O'Summer's connections to the CIA have been thoroughly traced in Glenn Beck's (not THAT Glenn Beck) book, "Celsius 1996".
As for 9/11, it was a red herring meant to distract US Christians from the rise of totalitarian-style Marxist atheism propagated by both Republicans and Democrats. The GOP claims to be right-wing...But did you know it actually is to the LEFT of quite a few prominent European parties? It's sad to see what this once great country has come to.

9/22/2011 9:04:56 AM

aaa

You sound just like the kind of person spooks love to pull pranks on.

9/22/2011 11:15:49 AM

DevilsChaplain

Oooh, racism AND deranged conspiracies. Twofer!

9/22/2011 11:37:18 AM



Ann, I was with you on the first half of this - until you brought in Corsi the Clown, and his ridiculous racist stuff that's been refuted 50 times.

9/22/2011 12:41:31 PM



Bin Laden didn't require dialysis or have kidney problems. That's just some meme that circled around unchecked for years

9/22/2011 12:57:14 PM

DevilsChaplain

"Ann, I was with you on the first half of this - until you brought in Corsi the Clown, and his ridiculous racist stuff that's been refuted 50 times."

Really? You were with her on the Muslim inbreeding and the bin Laden conspiracy and the spook contacts? But I guess even screwballs have standards, rite?

9/22/2011 1:25:45 PM

\m/>_<\m/

first time i hear "musloid"

@comrade potatovich: you owe me a new brain! you warped mine because your nonsensical post made more sense than this waste of skin does

9/22/2011 4:39:40 PM

J. James

@Comrade potatovich

... I cannot tell if you are joking or not...

Such is the power of how fuckmothering stupid these arrogant assholes have become.

They are literally beyond satire.

This is why I study them.

I need to know how one becomes such mentally atrophied, utterly hopeless cross-eyed morons.

Yet the answer to that question still eludes me...

9/22/2011 5:10:30 PM

Extraintrovert

Could it be... SATAN?!

9/22/2011 5:49:09 PM



Oh yes, you always have contacts with people you don't bother to name, whose contacts you don't bother to name either. Please.

9/23/2011 2:42:42 AM

aaa

@Comrade Potatovich: I think i remember the guy, his handiwork was absolutely exquisite. Seriously, the way he managed to make those DC-3s blow up WTC-7 was fucking amazing. Such a shame he managed to get himself killed twenty-seven times.

9/23/2011 3:14:41 AM

Crazy Ivan

(Insert mad laughter)
Unnamed contacts? Jerome Corsi thorough and precise?

Please, Ms. Barnhardt; take your pills.

(Tovarish potatovich, they are FSB now.)

9/23/2011 4:11:37 AM

Joe Mama

Ahh, the core component of any good conspiracy theory. An unnamed "friend" with "spook contacts." Tell you what, Ann, I actually served in the military with a Top Secret security clearance, and the first thing they tell you is to never talk about anything you're working on under penalty of a lengthy prison sentence. Not to say that there would never be a leak, but for some reason we never hear of the mundane classified tasks of the intelligence or military world, but we always hear intricate details of bizzare conspiracy theories.

But I'm quite sure that all these unnamed sources in the intelligence community don't really exist. It's just a way to assert proof of your paranoid conspiracy theory without having to show proof. It's similar to a teenage virgin claiming that he's had sex with a dozen women in another city. It doesn't convince anyone.

9/23/2011 6:21:34 AM

Silver Eyed Rigaldo

I will dispense with all nuance and pretense of giving them a fair listen, and simply say...

This birther shit wouldn't happen if Obama was white. Judging from the name, I bet she fancies herself as some winsome, hyperfeminine white waif in eternal danger of being defiled by musky black bucks.

If I had the money, I'd buy her a subscription to some interracial porn.

9/23/2011 11:41:55 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

On May 5th I had an email conversation with a retired military man with spook contacts. All were in total agreement that the Bin Laden episode was pure theater. The SEALS were sent into a compound as evidenced by the lost chopper on site. But Osama Bin Laden wasn't in that compound. Osama Bin Laden has been dead for years. Bin Laden had a genetic condition that caused renal failure (this genetic condition is common among deeply inbred Saudi arab muslims). Bin Laden had been on dialysis BEFORE 9/11. Dialysis is difficult enough for people in first world countries who can have it done in outstanding facilities. Bin Laden was having it done either in caves or in homes post 9/11. People in renal failure having dialysis done in fricking caves do NOT live for ten more years. Period. There was no dialysis equipment found in the compound the SEALS raided on May 2. Of course there wasn't. Bin Laden wasn't in that compound because Bin Laden has been dead for years.

They did a good job of hiding all that non-state-of-the-art dialysis equipment in all those videos of him, then.

9/23/2011 1:24:37 PM

zipperback

DNA is not the only way to identify a body. In fact it's only an identification method is you have a matching DNA sample or a preexisting sample from a family member.

Dental records and finger prints are a more likely and efficient ID method.

Facial identification is less accurate but still pretty viable as an ID method.

9/23/2011 8:32:12 PM

ThatDutchGuy

besidses being a rather stupid rant, what weirds me out the most is that guys like this seem to think that this is actually a good idea. why would you create a massive conspiracy (that can be refuted by your worst enemy just by showing his face) just to improve your ratings?
shows just how far out of touch with reality these guys are

9/24/2011 5:56:41 AM
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