(*Sings*):
'That's the way it had to be
They locked him up
And threw away the key
But I can't take pity
On men of his kind
Even though he now takes it
In the behind!'
>:D
After Kent Hovind, post-2015 (when he leaves prison with a criminal record, a prolapsed rectum - and questionable HIV status, with equally fucked reputation to match), now there's Neal Horsey as our replacement fundie bum-boy. Bend over, drop trou, and take that pain! Bray like a mule, boy! [/"Deliverance"] X3
@emau99
"Because God-hating sodomites and infidels aren't going to kill themselves, you know."
And those mule-fucking, jailbird, fundie hypocrites won't rape themselves, you know.
...unless you told Neal Horsey to 'go fuck himself', that is. >:D
Hey, Mr. Horsey - when you did the dirty deed with that mule, when it said 'Neigh', you thought it meant 'Yes'?!
Is the TV series "Mr. Ed" fapping material to you?!
Now we know what happened to Shergar. He didn't end up in tins of Pedigree Chum & tubes of Uhu, after being kidnapped by the IRA, no; in fact, that was the 'official version', merely a cover story. He went into hiding. He couldn't face the eternal shame of being raped by Neal Horsey.
...still, at least Lord Lucan has a friend to live with him, in exile. [/Old Chestnut]
Remember the old joke about the horse which went into a pub, and the barman then asked him 'Why the long face'? That's no longer the punchline.
@freako104
Neal here is into sadism, necrophilia and beastiality. Is he flogging a dead horse? X3
@John
"Neal is an asshole, but I'm not sure he has committed a crime."
Here in the UK, just saying what he has here would be sufficient grounds for arrest under Section 5 of the Public Order Act. It's the reason why just a few weeks ago, I had my Chick Tract cherry popped (when I'd never seen hide nor hair of the things in all my born days here in the UK), when I had a couple of them popped through my letterbox. I'd heard that one or two of our local ranting street preachers had crossed the line, re. their condemnations of others (especially LGBT people), threatening them with death, and passersby had made complaints to the police, thus said preachers had been given cease & desist orders (via warnings, relating to Section 5), thus they'd never been seen again. So they'd probably resorted to buying these tracts from the shyster Jack Chick, as an alternative - and anonymous - way of spewing their hellfire & brimstone BS.
There's something to be said for not having a US-style Constitution in the UK. The 'Nanny State' at work. Fucking up Fundies. Good. >:D
Which is why I say our current Home Secretary Theresa May should lift that ban (via the previous Labour HS Jacqui Smith) on Fred Phelps & co. entering the UK. Why? Five words:
Section 5 Public Order Act.
Just holding up their 'God Hates Fags' etc placards here, and with the police's Zero Tolerance policy on hate crimes; certainly use of inflammatory language designed to offend and intimidate, nay, threaten certain people, the police cars would be round there sharpish, Fred & co. would be cuffed & stuffed, then round the police station before their feet would fucking touch.
PROTIP: The 1st Amendment doesn't apply in the UK/EU; US law has no jurisdiction over here. And somehow, I doubt the European Court of Human Rights would take kindly to your attitude, Shurely Felch-Raper.
...still, you could always protest in downtown Pyongyang, Fred & co. >:D