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Why I Told Elton John He Must Die: Hebrews 9:27

Since the charges of issuing a terroristic threat against Elton John in the video above have officially been reopened and I am again facing 10 years in a Georgia State Prison, it is proper to state why I said what I said to him.

The word of God has no meaning without application. Unless Elton John heard that God was speaking to him personally, the preacher would have failed to preach the word of God to Elton John, like all the millions of preachers failed who heard him call the Lord Jesus Christ a homosexual and let the blasphemy pass as if it did not require a warning.

Every word in the Bible is just sounds without application, sounds that can mean anything any outlaw chooses for them to mean. But when applied by the Holy Ghost to an individual, those sounds become the Words of God, quick and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of joint and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. That's why people must hear how the word of God applies to them as individuals for them to actually hear the gospel. That's supposed to be why preachers preach and teachers teach.

Elton John was warned. Since he is a media icon who blasphemed my Lord in front of millions of people, it seemed fitting his warning should occur in front of that same audience to demonstrate a goal of my campaign for Governor which is to bring outlaws to the bar of justice.

Neal Horsley, Horsley For Governor 75 Comments [9/22/2011 3:15:54 AM]
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katie5000

I don't get how a British pop icon's utterances have anything to do with the campaign or the issues faced by somebody running for the governorship of a state in the Union. I mean, it's not like you could do anything to the guy, even if you won.

Then again, it's not like the mentally ill or authoritarians ever listened to logic.

9/22/2011 1:48:37 PM

Canadia

One would think you'd be much more open minded as a bestiality enthusiast.

9/22/2011 2:42:54 PM

checkmate

bring outlaws to the bar of justice

It's always funny, and not new, to see how quite a few conservative and thus narrow minded Americans simply assume that all the big rock stars and movies stars are Americans.

Elton John and Joe Cocker are prime examples.

The Beatles may be the only ones that are widely known to be British. This being yet another demonstration of the provinciality of the narrowly scoped conservative mind.

Actually, it's not surprising seeing how they also believe that Jesus was an American and that the American Constitution has global, if not universal validity.

9/22/2011 3:05:35 PM

ThinkingManNeil

You sad, dimwitted, delusional fuck. I hope they throw you in jail -- or an insane asylum -- for a very long time.

9/22/2011 3:26:05 PM

\m/>_<\m/

terroristic:
first i lolled
then i wtf'd
then i wtf'd again for good measure
now, i'm like

- ........... -
.. \ o_0 / lolwut?!

9/22/2011 4:32:38 PM

Raised by Horses

@Night Jaguar

Sounds like the ideal Tea Party candidate.

9/22/2011 5:43:46 PM

John

Neal is an asshole, but I'm not sure he has committed a crime. Hebrews just says everyone must die and after that they'll be judged. Warning people that the Bible says they're going to die and be judged is a statement of fact. Whether the Bible is valid is a matter of personal opinion; but I can't see from the video where he actually called on human agency to hasten that death.

9/22/2011 7:01:31 PM

Street Sharks

As others have pointed out, Neal Horsley had sex with a mule.

Now that alone is not all that terrible in my opinion. I mean its weird, but hey whatever floats your boat. If Neal was just a normal and tolerant guy that happened to be into bestiality, I wouldn't go around using heteronormitive epitaph's like "mule fucker".

What bothers me is that Neal has the fucking nerve to criticize homosexuality. Going so far as to advocate the death penalty for homosexuals because the Bible tells him to. The same fucking Bible that advocates death for bestiality.

Glass houses, Neal.

9/22/2011 8:45:01 PM

The Jamo

"Every word in the Bible is just sounds without application, sounds that can mean anything any outlaw chooses for them to mean."

It sounds like you're describing the daily horoscope.

9/22/2011 10:25:02 PM

Osiris

I would say blasphemy is a victimless crime, except it isn't even a crime. It's perfectly protected here in the United States under both the free speech clause and the freedom of religion clause.

9/22/2011 11:30:12 PM

tmarcl

I'm fairly certain (though I could be wrong) that Elton John doesn't live in the US - he's British. Ergo, even if blasphemy and homosexuality were illegal here in the US, it really wouldn't matter to him as, well, he doesn't live here.

9/23/2011 12:10:14 AM

erlando

You fucked a mule. Your argument is thus invalidated due to superhypocrisy.

9/23/2011 12:39:37 AM

whatever

"Every word in the Bible is just sounds without application, sounds that can mean anything any outlaw chooses for them to mean."

Yes, like telling Elton John he must die.

9/23/2011 2:00:25 AM

whatever

@ checkmate
"Actually, it's not surprising seeing how they also believe that Jesus was an American and that the American Constitution has global, if not universal validity."

But every True American Christian knows that Jesus was not only American, but a staunch Republican... at least until the Tea Party was founded...

9/23/2011 2:04:26 AM



First of all, it's YOU who is issuing a death threat against Elton John, not God(Don't be so arrogant). Second, Jesus NEVER mentioned, not once, anything on homosexuality. Neither good, neither bad. So?. Third, you don't know if Elton John believes in God, like many people around the world, be they homosexual or not, so it's stupid to fix in him, just because he's famous. Fourth, leave God alone!!, if he wants to condemn him, he'll do it without your minute help. That's what YOUR theology says, at least.

9/23/2011 2:40:26 AM

Rat of Steel

(Street Sharks)
"If Neal was just a normal and tolerant guy that happened to be into bestiality, I wouldn't go around using heteronormitive epitaph's like 'mule fucker'."


<nitpicker hat>

Actually, the word you're thinking of is "epithet". "Epitaph" refers to the message written on someone's gravestone.

The rest of your post, though, was spot-on.

</nitpicker hat>

9/23/2011 3:50:49 AM

Raised by Horses

@Street Sharks

I wonder how the mule felt about it?

There's a reason people are generally opposed to bestiality. For one, it's not like animals can give informed consent. Secondly, it's not like humans and mules are perfectly biologically compatible, which means that the act(s) in question can be physically, if not psychologically, harmful to the animal.

It's perhaps not the greatest reason to condemn someone like Horsley, but this kind of behaviour certainly doesn't speak well of his mental state or intellect. The interview pretty much helps him assassinate what's left of his character, though it's not like he needed any real help with that.

9/23/2011 5:36:08 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ checkmate:

Except for the Second Amendment, fundie conservatives don't believe that the Constitution has any validity at all, as they promote something which is akin to fascism (and even if it doesn't qualify for fascism per se, it is indubitably authoritarian.)

9/23/2011 6:47:52 AM

Anon-e-moose

(*Sings*):

'That's the way it had to be
They locked him up
And threw away the key
But I can't take pity
On men of his kind
Even though he now takes it
In the behind!'

>:D


After Kent Hovind, post-2015 (when he leaves prison with a criminal record, a prolapsed rectum - and questionable HIV status, with equally fucked reputation to match), now there's Neal Horsey as our replacement fundie bum-boy. Bend over, drop trou, and take that pain! Bray like a mule, boy! [/"Deliverance"] X3


@emau99

"Because God-hating sodomites and infidels aren't going to kill themselves, you know."

And those mule-fucking, jailbird, fundie hypocrites won't rape themselves, you know.

...unless you told Neal Horsey to 'go fuck himself', that is. >:D

Hey, Mr. Horsey - when you did the dirty deed with that mule, when it said 'Neigh', you thought it meant 'Yes'?!

Is the TV series "Mr. Ed" fapping material to you?!

Now we know what happened to Shergar. He didn't end up in tins of Pedigree Chum & tubes of Uhu, after being kidnapped by the IRA, no; in fact, that was the 'official version', merely a cover story. He went into hiding. He couldn't face the eternal shame of being raped by Neal Horsey.

...still, at least Lord Lucan has a friend to live with him, in exile. [/Old Chestnut]

Remember the old joke about the horse which went into a pub, and the barman then asked him 'Why the long face'? That's no longer the punchline.

@freako104

Neal here is into sadism, necrophilia and beastiality. Is he flogging a dead horse? X3

@John

"Neal is an asshole, but I'm not sure he has committed a crime."

Here in the UK, just saying what he has here would be sufficient grounds for arrest under Section 5 of the Public Order Act. It's the reason why just a few weeks ago, I had my Chick Tract cherry popped (when I'd never seen hide nor hair of the things in all my born days here in the UK), when I had a couple of them popped through my letterbox. I'd heard that one or two of our local ranting street preachers had crossed the line, re. their condemnations of others (especially LGBT people), threatening them with death, and passersby had made complaints to the police, thus said preachers had been given cease & desist orders (via warnings, relating to Section 5), thus they'd never been seen again. So they'd probably resorted to buying these tracts from the shyster Jack Chick, as an alternative - and anonymous - way of spewing their hellfire & brimstone BS.

There's something to be said for not having a US-style Constitution in the UK. The 'Nanny State' at work. Fucking up Fundies. Good. >:D

Which is why I say our current Home Secretary Theresa May should lift that ban (via the previous Labour HS Jacqui Smith) on Fred Phelps & co. entering the UK. Why? Five words:

Section 5 Public Order Act.

Just holding up their 'God Hates Fags' etc placards here, and with the police's Zero Tolerance policy on hate crimes; certainly use of inflammatory language designed to offend and intimidate, nay, threaten certain people, the police cars would be round there sharpish, Fred & co. would be cuffed & stuffed, then round the police station before their feet would fucking touch.

PROTIP: The 1st Amendment doesn't apply in the UK/EU; US law has no jurisdiction over here. And somehow, I doubt the European Court of Human Rights would take kindly to your attitude, Shurely Felch-Raper.

...still, you could always protest in downtown Pyongyang, Fred & co. >:D

9/23/2011 8:01:16 AM

Zimmer

This guy cracks me up.

9/23/2011 7:28:34 PM

tranz2deep

To Anon-e-moose:

...and he shall be a Good Man.

9/23/2011 10:37:24 PM



It's all okay to fuck a mule, but teh ghey is icky!

9/24/2011 4:23:13 AM



The guys video is hoot! He continually says that "all men must die and be held to account before God.: I agree with him. HE will have to, someday, stand before God and account for HIS actions. I don't think God will look kindly on him. The moral: Be careful what you ask for.

9/24/2011 6:01:50 AM



Oh him. Neal, you fucked a mule and told a reporter. You can't come back from that.

9/25/2011 10:18:54 PM

The One Who Drinks

Actually, every word in the Bible is just words without application and meaning. And they should never have either in this modern society. The entire book is horribly outdated, and your quote makes no sense.

Elton John may be a homosexual, but that is irrelevant. Did he kill a young child? Eat a baby? Burn a hospital to the ground?

No? Just blasphemy? Then you have no right to talk.

No, wait, you do have a right to talk, but you've misused it. Horribly.

What you're requesting isn't brave. It's murder.

Obligatory Portal joke aside, blasphemy is a crime without a victim. It hurts nobody but you, and, even then, it doesn't even hurt you all that much.

I hope you have a nice day, and I hope that you can find solace in your pitiful life.

...

Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.

9/26/2011 10:59:03 AM
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