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[in response to a gay soldier asking the candidates at a presidential debate if they "intend to circumvent the progress that's been made for gay and lesbian soldiers in the military"]


I’ll try to translate the homo speak...”can I, as a gay person, prance around in tight pink shirts, while marching with my partner and a gun and those who oppose my fabulous lifestyle should be punished?”


max americana, Free Republic 90 Comments [9/24/2011 5:13:35 AM]
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Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

You clearly have shit in the brain.

What the homo really said: "Do the candidates plan in any way to make DADT legal again?"

9/24/2011 8:40:31 AM

Doctor Whom

My partner was in the Air Force and actually fought in a war. Hop on the next plane to Dulles so you can say that to his face. Go on.

9/24/2011 8:45:13 AM

John

can I, as a gay person, prance around in tight pink shirts, while marching with my partner and a gun and those who oppose my fabulous lifestyle should be punished

Want a little more straw for that man?

Gays in the military are subject to the same dress rules as everyone else. And no one is punished for "opposing" someone's "fabulous lifestyle" as long as "opposing" doesn't cross the line to include harassing or beating people up or taking other actions that wouldn't be tolerated if done to a straight person.

9/24/2011 8:46:42 AM

J. James

1: Fuck you.

2: There are ALREADY GAYS IN THE MILITARY. They are not indefatigable rape-machines that will trench a fellow soldier's colon to use as a foxhole, nor are they prissy little Nancy-boys sashaying through the battlefield gimp-slapping Taliban and drinking cosmotinis.

3: I'd like to see you tell that to even a lesbian soldier's face and have them beat the shit outta you.

4: You and the rest of your seditious ilk can go live in Iran if you want a totalitarian theocracy. Get the fuck out of America, traitor.

9/24/2011 8:49:24 AM

Sadhuman

Max you are just a bit silly aren't you, come one you know it. Homosexual people are already in your military and no doubt people around them know who they are in some cases. How about you support your troops that you so love to claim others don't no matter what sex, what skin colour or what sexuality they are.

9/24/2011 8:54:11 AM

Dale

Apparently this christian asswipe didn't see the photo of the soldier in question as he would've seen arms bigger than his thighs.

9/24/2011 8:54:42 AM

TheJebusFire

What an interesting homo-erotic fantasy you have there...

9/24/2011 9:03:06 AM

Mihangel apYrs

so Maxie honey, want to do a head to head job exchange with a faggot soldier?

One thing I can promise you, when push comes to shove, we fight harder for our friends than a turd like youi would

9/24/2011 9:09:17 AM

D Laurier

Fortunately your "homo speak" is only known amongst freepers.

Likewise the safety of being at home, far from the wars they celebrate, is also a freeper trait.

9/24/2011 9:25:38 AM

CohibaMan

As a straight man, I'll never understand the aversion to gays espoused by other men.

The fact of the matter is that the better looking, more physically in shape a guy is, the more I'm thrilled to death to discover he's gay.

The reasoning is simple. More gays means less competition when it comes to women for the rest of us! I personally kind of hope that the repeal of DADT is going to chase more than a few homophobes out of our military. Why? Because women love a man in uniform. If everyone in the military is gay then that's one less clearly advantaged group for me to have to worry about competing with!

Just sayin'.

9/24/2011 9:55:45 AM

WWWWolf

> "can I, as a gay person, prance around in tight pink shirts, while marching with my partner and a gun and those who oppose my fabulous lifestyle should be punished?"

Let's translate the same statement to a heterosexual equivalent:

> "Can I, as a heterosexual person, prance around with bling-bling, while marching with my sixteen hot babes and a fucking big-ass gun, and those who oppose my badass lifestyle should be punished?"

Does that sound like yet another day in the military? Nnnno. Diamonds don't go with uniforms, the hot babes are armed and likewise uniformed, and the guns provided are quite normal-sized and anything bigger than that are banned by various international treaties - just like tight pink shirts are*. So what the hell are you worried about?

* At the start of WW2, Finnish army was not very well prepared for the war and couldn't provide uniforms for everyone. So they let people wear civilian clothes, but they had to wear a cockade in the hat, because that was the minimum required combatant identification at the time. Soldiers in civilian clothes? Banned in the Geneva Convention. Soldiers with civilian clothes and a cockade? A-OK. So, a tight pink shirt is completely forbidden. Tight pink shirt and a cockade? Suuuuure, go right ahead. I'm dragging this on because I just like saying "cockade" in this discussion. I'm weird that way.

9/24/2011 10:05:34 AM

ThatDutchGuy

Would Max realise that among those soldiers there are bound to be a few 7 by 7 feet marines? or some modern day amazons? I would love to see him say that to one of them. just far enough away to avoid blood stains and random body parts.

at least we agree: this guy is dumb, thinks in stereotypes and would get his ass kicked in 5 seconds if he dared to come outside his mom's basement.

9/24/2011 10:22:05 AM

Sasha

I don't give a flying fuck if gay soldiers wear tight pink mini skirts so long as they do their duty.

9/24/2011 11:27:29 AM

Old Viking

I don't remember any pink shirts. For that matter, I don't recall any conversations about our respective lifestyles.

9/24/2011 11:28:46 AM

Anon-e-moose

The repealment of DADT came into effect a few days ago. LGBT personnel in the US armed forces can serve their country out & proud without the fear of repecussions in any way, shape or form.

PROTIP: For many years now, our Ministry of Defence has been lauded the world over as being very Equal Opportunities employers, re. recruitment in the British Army, Royal Navy & Royal Air Force; as long as you fit the minimum age, height & educational criteria, they'll take you, regardless of race, gender, beliefs - or lack of such - and lifestyle.

It's rumoured that, in our SAS - the hardest, most ruthless and highly-trained & disciplined Special Forces that exist - there are a few gay men. One word: Spartans.

Like I say, DADT's repealment. Deal with it.

9/24/2011 11:46:23 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

Homosexuals do not have that mindset and the reaction of the crowd at that debate just shows how much farther we as a society still have to go.

9/24/2011 12:18:09 PM

PWEOTWEB

Say that to his face, motherfucker. I'd enjoy cleaning the bits of your skull and brain from the pavement.

9/24/2011 1:03:15 PM

whoanelly

Oh yeah, because teh gheyz are going to turn around and start persecuting the heterosexuals, now that they're in the military and have access to weaponry. Never mind that gays have been serving for decades. So go ahead and wank to your fantasy of being oppressed by the gay agenda. What is with these people and wanting to feel downtrodden?

9/24/2011 1:17:26 PM

Meishayuri

Yeah buddy, that's Officer Faggot to you, ya little bitch.

9/24/2011 2:10:21 PM

Canadia

You speak 'homo', huh? Telling.

9/24/2011 2:20:31 PM

aaa

Something tells me that you have never met anyone who is homosexual.

9/24/2011 2:50:55 PM

Murf

Erm, no. Sorry. Your translation is invalid. This is the more likely subtext of the soldier's statement:

"Do you intend to reinstate DADT and then toss me and the others like me out on our arses now that you know we're here?"

Learn to speak intelligent English, first. Then mayhap you'll understand the subtleties of political debate. Have a lovely day, my friend.

9/24/2011 3:27:13 PM

Skatepunk

I don't know who is worse: this guy, or the people in the audience who booed the soldier simply for asking a question.

I don't care which side anyone is one. You DON'T boo someone simply for asking a simple question! You are not getting your point across. You are being disrespectful.

Apparently these people don't no how to disagree without acting like an absolute ass.

9/24/2011 5:44:54 PM

arcturus

any gay person prepared to risk their life in battle is a braver person than I am.

9/24/2011 6:55:58 PM

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