Quote# 83977

[in response to a gay soldier asking the candidates at a presidential debate if they "intend to circumvent the progress that's been made for gay and lesbian soldiers in the military"]

I’ll try to translate the homo speak...”can I, as a gay person, prance around in tight pink shirts, while marching with my partner and a gun and those who oppose my fabulous lifestyle should be punished?”

max americana, Free Republic 90 Comments [9/24/2011 5:13:35 AM]
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Military recruitment is down. There are people out there who want to join, and you're refusing them?

9/26/2011 12:59:00 PM


There aren't too many prancing lesbians in the military.

9/26/2011 1:34:47 PM

Concerned Brit

Wow, someone is projecting harder than the laser light show at yesterday's Singapore GP! Christ this guy half way to Narnia!

9/26/2011 2:35:05 PM


@ Greater_Good:

Let's see, Bachmann parroted one of the flip-outs on the cervical cancer vaccine causing retardation in her daughter (I suspect the crazy biatch choked her kid into oxygen starvation); Perry flip-flopped one time too many; Romney was flat out scary; and the black man the Republican committee will NEVER allow to run took the Florida straw poll with more of a margin than Perry and Romney COMBINED.

Good times, man.

9/26/2011 11:22:55 PM

Potentate Argyros

The irony is that the gay soldier you are mocking is fighting for your freedom to make that comment.

9/27/2011 1:43:27 AM


You never served, in the corps we called our "guns" weapons. Please stfu

9/27/2011 2:52:17 AM


Who shares my suspicions about Max?

@J. James:
"nor are they prissy little Nancy-boys sashaying through the battlefield gimp-slapping Taliban and drinking cosmotinis."

Which is too bad, 'cause I'd really love to watch that ^^

"Say that to his face, motherfucker. I'd enjoy cleaning the bits of your skull and brain from the pavement."

Entertaining and cathartic as that would be to watch, I hope that most soldiers (gay, straight or otherwise) are civilized enough to apply their training in murder in violence strictly on the battlefield.
Beside, actual violence shouldn't even be necessary, a mere dirty look should be enough to make Max lose all sphincters control once he realizes he's insulting someone who could technically be described as a trained violence technician.. :P
As for cleaning the pavement, the good/funny thing with Max still having his skull in one piece would be that the soldier could force him to clean after himself.

"Ah, support the troops!*

*unless they're un-Christian, gay, or have thoughts and morals different than my own"

Is the "than my own" part really necessary?

9/27/2011 5:43:56 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Translated from homophobe speak into non-asshole-speak: "I never made it past the 9th grade."

9/28/2011 9:01:07 AM


I keeps on shocking me that people like this still exist, that people like this still have jobs and people that dont think they are total idiots.

No matter hot many times I see it, I am shocked

9/30/2011 7:05:38 PM

That brave soldier has done more for his country than you and that shameful crowd ever have. You hide behind the anonymity of the internet and they hide in the crowd, but I'd like to wager that none of you repulsive scumbags would say these things to his face.

9/30/2011 7:36:22 PM


See, normally I'd tell someone like this to go serve in the military himself if he objects to the wrong sort of people going to war (I refuse to say anyone sent over in Bush's oil and propaganda crusade is "defending our freedom", no Iraqi ever wiretapped me*), but in this case it'd be a waste of time.

Max here wouldn't pass the psych eval.

*not to say I don't think they're brave for serving, just that the war itself is unnecessary and I won't use a right-wing cliche about it

10/3/2011 11:05:43 AM


Hah, you talk tough online, but I bet you'd never have the guts to say that aloud.

10/3/2011 3:39:46 PM

Sounds like Max Americana knows all about "tight pink shirts".

10/3/2011 3:49:20 PM

Big One

You seem to have trouble dissociating "living a normal life" and "exterminate anything different from me".

You know what you are ? You're a fucking Dalek.

10/19/2011 9:17:33 AM


Honey, you don't speak homo. What s/he said is "will you be treating me like a human being or are you going to rob me of my human rights"?

12/12/2013 12:37:38 AM

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