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Yes the commandment is (Thou Shalt Do no Murder)

Did you know you can Love your enemies and shoot them to?

turtle, Rapture Ready 96 Comments [9/25/2011 12:41:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Cindy
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Kitourahime

No, it's "Thou shalt not kill".

Did you know that you can't love and kill someone at once?

9/24/2011 6:40:23 PM



Why would you kill someone you love?

9/25/2011 12:54:00 PM

John

No, I didn't know that. Where did Jesus tell you that one?

9/25/2011 12:58:07 PM

Elia

Those Buddhist monks only took up arms because the people whom they were supposed to be the spiritual guides of were in danger. But I'm sure that's not what you were talking about.

9/25/2011 12:59:26 PM

N. De Plume

Of exactly what value of “Love” are you speaking?

9/25/2011 1:03:06 PM

LDM

Unless your enemy is a fetus, of course.

9/25/2011 1:11:50 PM

Marsten

Even if you COULD love someone you're murdering...

the commandment is not 'Thou shalt not murder someone you hate'.

You can love someone all you like, but murdering them is STILL against the commandments!

9/25/2011 1:12:28 PM

Serph-no-Okami

No, I can honestly say I did not know that.

Hey, isn't that the typical movie psychopath line of reasoning? "I love you, that's why I chopped you up and keep you in my fridge."

9/25/2011 1:13:33 PM

J. James

Look, you little amoral fucked-up cunt, I would not hesitate to kill you if I thought you were about to harm someone.

I think you're about to harm someone.

*chk-chk*

9/25/2011 1:18:02 PM

freako104

This screams poe to me. But if it's not, how is it love if you're hurting or killing someone?

9/25/2011 1:19:22 PM

Detrs

Neat trick. Now you can kill people without feeling bad about it!

9/25/2011 1:22:08 PM



Shoot them to where?

9/25/2011 1:26:37 PM

Canadia

The gold medal for mental gymnastics goes to Turtle. Head on pants retarded, my good man!

9/25/2011 1:39:45 PM

v200

"Future Psychopath" award nomination.

9/25/2011 1:58:17 PM

Argle Bargle

"Here's some hot lead as a token of my love".

9/25/2011 2:02:11 PM

Old Viking

Fundies = loving killers.

9/25/2011 2:07:06 PM

shykid

Perhaps if someone is profoundly stupid and naive, having absolutely no clue what "shooting" someone entails. Or, hell, maybe they just have really bad aim.

9/25/2011 2:13:06 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Hundreds of women die every year in this country at the hands of a man who claims to love them. Those men are liars.

So are you.

9/25/2011 2:15:33 PM

TGRwulf

Even if you love them, killing them is still murder dipshit.

9/25/2011 2:21:10 PM

casewithscience

Point missed it is!!!

Plus, can people please lrn2use "TOO" properlyz!1!1!1!

9/25/2011 2:47:44 PM

Berny

God's Own Bible, the King James Version, which every Rapture Retard thinks is the "one true Bible(TM)" says "Thou shall not kill." It's quite specific.
Personally, I'd like to know how you can love someone and kill them all the same. MInd you, knowing what I know about YHWH, it sounds like his kind of love.

9/25/2011 3:24:18 PM

Brendan Rizzo

I don't know what's more abominable: the fact that this person thinks you can love your enemies while shooting them, or that s/he used the word "to" instead of "too"...

9/25/2011 4:10:30 PM

Murf

*shakes head* I believe the commandments of Christ -- love thy neighbour as thyself and love God as you love your neighbour -- kind of ban killing, too. Unless you are suicidal -- you're not loving your neighbour as yourself if you kill them.

9/25/2011 4:13:48 PM

christopher

Actually, in Hebrew, it *is* something closer to "thou shalt do no murder" than "thou shalt not kill," although neither is really precise; "thou shalt commit no unlawful homocide" would probably be closest - the verb used doesn't include killing in self-defense, in battle, or as an executioner, but does include manslaughter and even negligent homocide.

As for loving someone and shooting them, it is certainly possible, if the alternative to shooting them is sufficiently bad - if someone you loved had had a psychotic break and was shooting up a mall, for example. Not everything a fundie says is automatically wrong.

9/25/2011 4:17:15 PM

Ian1732

The only scenario this makes sense in is if they get turned into a zombie. Otherwise, no, no you fucking can't.

9/25/2011 4:31:44 PM
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