Fundie of the Year Voting!
Yes the commandment is (Thou Shalt Do no Murder)
Did you know you can Love your enemies and shoot them to?
[9/25/2011 12:41:43 PM]
Fundie Index: 115
Submitted By: Cindy
No, it's "Thou shalt not kill".
Did you know that you can't love
kill someone at once?
9/24/2011 6:40:23 PM
Why would you kill someone you love?
9/25/2011 12:54:00 PM
No, I didn't know that. Where did Jesus tell you that one?
9/25/2011 12:58:07 PM
Those Buddhist monks only took up arms because the people whom they were supposed to be the spiritual guides of were in danger. But I'm sure that's not what you were talking about.
9/25/2011 12:59:26 PM
N. De Plume
Of exactly what value of “Love” are you speaking?
9/25/2011 1:03:06 PM
Unless your enemy is a fetus, of course.
9/25/2011 1:11:50 PM
Even if you COULD love someone you're murdering...
the commandment is not 'Thou shalt not murder someone you hate'.
You can love someone all you like, but murdering them is STILL against the commandments!
9/25/2011 1:12:28 PM
No, I can honestly say I did not know that.
Hey, isn't that the typical movie psychopath line of reasoning? "I love you, that's why I chopped you up and keep you in my fridge."
9/25/2011 1:13:33 PM
Look, you little amoral fucked-up cunt, I would not hesitate to kill you if I thought you were about to harm someone.
I think you're about to harm someone.
9/25/2011 1:18:02 PM
This screams poe to me. But if it's not, how is it love if you're hurting or killing someone?
9/25/2011 1:19:22 PM
Neat trick. Now you can kill people without feeling bad about it!
9/25/2011 1:22:08 PM
Shoot them to where?
9/25/2011 1:26:37 PM
The gold medal for mental gymnastics goes to Turtle. Head on pants retarded, my good man!
9/25/2011 1:39:45 PM
"Future Psychopath" award nomination.
9/25/2011 1:58:17 PM
"Here's some hot lead as a token of my love".
9/25/2011 2:02:11 PM
Fundies = loving killers.
9/25/2011 2:07:06 PM
Perhaps if someone is profoundly stupid and naive, having absolutely no clue what "shooting" someone entails. Or, hell, maybe they just have really bad aim.
9/25/2011 2:13:06 PM
Hundreds of women die every year in this country at the hands of a man who claims to love them. Those men are liars.
So are you.
9/25/2011 2:15:33 PM
Even if you love them, killing them is still murder dipshit.
9/25/2011 2:21:10 PM
Point missed it is!!!
Plus, can people please lrn2use "TOO" properlyz!1!1!1!
9/25/2011 2:47:44 PM
God's Own Bible, the King James Version, which every Rapture Retard thinks is the "one true Bible(TM)" says "Thou shall not kill." It's quite specific.
Personally, I'd like to know how you can love someone and kill them all the same. MInd you, knowing what I know about YHWH, it sounds like his kind of love.
9/25/2011 3:24:18 PM
I don't know what's more abominable: the fact that this person thinks you can love your enemies while shooting them, or that s/he used the word "to" instead of "too"...
9/25/2011 4:10:30 PM
*shakes head* I believe the commandments of Christ -- love thy neighbour as thyself and love God as you love your neighbour -- kind of ban killing, too. Unless
are suicidal -- you're not loving your neighbour as yourself if you kill them.
9/25/2011 4:13:48 PM
Actually, in Hebrew, it *is* something closer to "thou shalt do no murder" than "thou shalt not kill," although neither is really precise; "thou shalt commit no unlawful homocide" would probably be closest - the verb used doesn't include killing in self-defense, in battle, or as an executioner, but does include manslaughter and even negligent homocide.
As for loving someone and shooting them, it is certainly possible, if the alternative to shooting them is sufficiently bad - if someone you loved had had a psychotic break and was shooting up a mall, for example. Not everything a fundie says is automatically wrong.
9/25/2011 4:17:15 PM
The only scenario this makes sense in is if they get turned into a zombie. Otherwise, no, no you fucking can't.
9/25/2011 4:31:44 PM