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@ Craig

You might want to reconsider your position in light of this fact, if you want children you don’t need a woman in your life at all, just some money.

Hire a surrogate and be happy.

Why don’t you do it? I believe men have a romantic notion of wife and family.

That has been a very nasty bit of fraud perpetrated on men for over a century.

You do not need a wife, a wife today is a major liabilty, like having cancer (and this is a serious analogy, think about it, a growth of cells that consumes, does not contribute, then, if your lucky is painfully removed leaving you injured for life).

Rocco, The Spearhead 69 Comments [9/27/2011 2:58:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Balthazar The Wise
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breakerslion

This, coming from someone who can easily be replaced in a woman's life by a couple of power tools and a turkey baster, is quite humorous really. I think we just heard Roseanne Barr's couch eruct.

9/27/2011 8:24:59 AM

Anon-e-moose

"You might want to reconsider your position in light of this fact, if you want children you don’t need a woman in your life at all, just some money.

Hire a surrogate and be happy."

Well, Elton John and David Furnish did. Thus they now have a son, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John. And good for them, says I. Zachary will grow up in a loving and nurturing family indeed.

"Why don’t you do it?"

The lady in my life and I can't be arsed. We both agree there's more than enough people in the world, thanks.

"I believe men have a romantic notion of wife and family."

I don't, neither (thus said lady in my life & I living as we are now. Our lifestyle is perfect for us, thanks).

"You do not need a wife"

Well, you don't. Which suits the rest of planet Earth just fine.

"a wife today is a major liabilty, like having cancer (and this is a serious analogy, think about it, a growth of cells that consumes, does not contribute, then, if your lucky is painfully removed leaving you injured for life)."

Just be fucking lucky your surname isn't Bobbitt, pal. More power to ya, Lorena! >:D

9/27/2011 8:44:10 AM

Panz

"and this is a serious analogy, think about it, a growth of cells that consumes, does not contribute, then, if your lucky is painfully removed leaving you injured for life"


Sounds a lot like you're describing yourself in the world

9/27/2011 8:45:21 AM



This doesn't sound fundie anything, just really really bitter.

9/27/2011 9:00:55 AM

Ren

Uh guys, I don't think anyone is saying rasing kids while single is fundie. It's the compareing women to cancer part.

9/27/2011 9:08:59 AM

Berny

Not fundie, unless one considers terminal misogyny to be fundie. After all, while most fundies are misogynists, not all misogynists are fundies.
Methinks Rocco has had some bad experiences with women. Here's a clue, Rocco. The one common thing in all your disastrous relationships is you.

9/27/2011 9:10:32 AM

TheJebusFire

Don't marry a lazy woman.

Problem solved.

9/27/2011 9:13:09 AM

Song

"Not fundie not fundie not fundie!" *Sigh*

@ C_V I would say that the better female counterpart to fundie misogyny is fundie misandry, although certainly fundamental feminism usually goes that way. Besides that, bang on.

9/27/2011 9:26:41 AM

Osiris

Sexist =/= fundie.

9/27/2011 9:35:32 AM



I don't understand what is fundie about this...just sounds like some guy who doesn't wanna get married.

9/27/2011 9:37:41 AM

graciela

Now the women of the world will cry because Rocco is off the market.

9/27/2011 9:44:11 AM

nazani14

Not fundie.
I agree that Rocco should pay for all services that wives usually perform. He's in for a rude awakening when he contacts women who are surrogates. They're quite careful about selecting prospective parents.

9/27/2011 9:49:45 AM

Beccs

Or you could be like Rocco who only ever has intimate dates with his hand on Saturday nights.

9/27/2011 11:37:01 AM

Papabear

I really don't understand what you're on about. If your wife is "a major liabilty" you've either married the wrong person or she has married the wrong person. In any event, I think you're dumb as a post.

9/27/2011 11:37:02 AM

Murdin

@#1335840 "I don't understand what is fundie about this...just sounds like some guy who doesn't wanna get married."

Oh, I don't know, maybe it's the whole doesn't see women as people thing.

9/27/2011 12:23:06 PM

Noneofyourbusiness

It looks like some people aren't familiar with the site's definition of "fundie", which includes more than religious nuts. Yes, this qualifies.

9/27/2011 12:28:48 PM

Old Viking

Oh, Rocco, you're such a sentimental funny-wunny.

9/27/2011 12:33:37 PM



#1335840: The fact that you don't see how bad this is just shows how ingrained this sort of attitude is in our culture.

9/27/2011 1:32:28 PM

The_L

Well, Rocco, you certainly don't have to worry about anyone trying to marry you, with an attitude like that.

9/27/2011 2:24:13 PM

casewithscience

Not really a fundie. Just a fuckwit.

9/27/2011 3:03:27 PM

freako104

You can be alone Rocco. I think you may even deserve it but there are men who would be good to a woman and be happy with one as their wife or girlfriend.

9/27/2011 3:18:00 PM

Karana

I am not like cancer. Good day.

9/27/2011 3:21:07 PM

Mayhem

When did Al Bundy learn to use the internet?

9/27/2011 3:45:29 PM

Musicalbookworm

If you are an adult you have been scarred by life and hurt in romantic relationships. GTF over yourself.

9/27/2011 4:13:22 PM

LDM

Got taken to the cleaners by the ex, eh?

9/27/2011 5:34:22 PM
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