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(On the difference between secular BDSM and "Christian BDSM")

They are different since there is a specific spiritual component to their relationship. The Master and submissive/slave worship, pray and grow together as Christians. The Master is head of the wife. She submits to Him. Christ is the head of the church. Master and submissive are both in submission to Christ. A Christian submissive’s first responsibility is to God and His commandments. Unlike her secular sister, a Christian submissive should not participate in something against God’s teaching, even if ordered by her Dominant/Master.

Sir Gardener, Christians & BDSM 82 Comments [9/29/2011 5:34:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Gypsin

BDSM?

9/29/2011 5:41:43 AM

anevilmeme

Wow, I've just been grossed out on a whole new level.

9/29/2011 5:42:21 AM

pffft

Why the assumption that in BDSM relationships it is the man who is the dominant? oh, right.. Christian ideals.. got it..

9/29/2011 5:46:42 AM

SaneTeenageNerd

BDSM does not work like this, because in true BDSM, a domme is only dominant in sex, not in everyday life. -_- This is just standard sexist shit.

9/29/2011 5:49:31 AM

Doubting Thomas

Typical Christian hypocrisy. "It's OK when we do it because we're Christians."

9/29/2011 6:01:54 AM

Raised by Horses

@Doubting Thomas

'Christian BDSM' involves only the missionary position, I suspect, (albeit with extra equipment).

9/29/2011 6:18:28 AM

Joe Mama

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. There's just something strange about thinking of a woman tied up with a man beating her with a whip and she's yelling, "Aaaah, yes! Beat me like you're scourging Jesus at the pillar!"

9/29/2011 6:30:16 AM

Street Sharks

I've heard of Christian Domestic Discipline, but Christian BDSM!? LOL I guess its the next logical step.

I really don't care if its secular or Christian, as long as it is safe, sane and consensual then its ok in my book.

@ SaneTeenageNerd
That isn't necessarily true. Some secular participants in BDSM engage in those D/S relationships 24/7.

9/29/2011 6:35:39 AM

Papabear

Christian BDSM? That doesn't sound like any fun. I mean, why screw up your favorite kink by adding Christianity... unless, hmmm, is Christianity a kink in itself? Ugh.

9/29/2011 6:53:45 AM

Mister Spak

Christians of Gor.

And for added Gor fun, Muslims of Gor
followed by holy war of Gor.


9/29/2011 7:02:27 AM

dionysus

(On the difference between secular BDSM and "Christian BDSM")

God I love this site (fstdt I mean, not Christian BDSM although that's pretty entertaining too)! :) This most definitely fits under the category of "darnedest things".

9/29/2011 7:03:35 AM

Rousseau

Ray Comfort's "Way of the Master" was suspicious enough.

9/29/2011 7:04:08 AM

aaa

This sounds like an desperate attempt of making kinky stuff more marketable. Or ramblings of a man with a lot of doublethink in the brain.

9/29/2011 7:11:14 AM

Extraintrovert

"These two are nothing alike. Here, I'll explain it by indicating that the two are completely identical. This is reasonable to me."

My brain hurts.

9/29/2011 7:22:19 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Master and submissive are both in submission to Christ.

So it's a three-way, I get it.

_______________________________

Joe Mama ftw!

9/29/2011 7:40:04 AM

Zeus Almighty

Needs more info on christianist submissive gurls ...

9/29/2011 7:40:15 AM

J. James

Horror creeping down my spine notwithstanding, I had a sneaking suspicion that some devout-seeming Christians were sexually excited by torture.

RUN, JESUS, RUN!!

And what's with the fucking holier-than-thou attitude? That carries over into fucking TORTURE FETISHES?!

9/29/2011 7:44:46 AM

Prager

Christian BDSM???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (CRASH GASP GASP GASP - the sound of me falling on the floor and gasping for air)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

9/29/2011 8:17:46 AM

navelgazer

Wow..what an craptacular religion you have!

9/29/2011 8:19:20 AM

Olivia

Other Christians must really appreciate these guys' efforts.

9/29/2011 8:39:25 AM

TGRwulf

What the flying fuck? Christian bondage? Okay, now I've heard everything.

9/29/2011 8:42:51 AM



Just stop trying.

9/29/2011 8:45:20 AM

ChakatBlackstar

So...God is okay with BDSM? Seriously? Huh...I never thought God would be the kinky type.

Though this makes me think...God is all-seeing right? That means that he's watching every time someone has sex, kinky or otherwise. Also when you're going to the bathroom but that's besides the point. This makes me wonder if a Christian ever gets performance anxiety when you remind them of that.

9/29/2011 9:11:10 AM

Power Skunk

The subject matter of this alone put entirely too much fuck in my already full of fuck brain. Holy fuckin' shit, man.

9/29/2011 9:13:13 AM



So what fun is it if only the woman gets to be dominated? I swear xtians are always trying to take the fun out of everything, and now they're taking the fun out of BDSM.

Gives a new meaning to when the bible talks about slaves, huh?

9/29/2011 9:13:18 AM
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