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#1336376
Smurfette Principle
Unlike her secular sister, a Christian submissive should not participate in something against God’s teaching, even if ordered by her Dominant/Master.
So, no oral, anal, toys, or handjobs, then?
9/29/2011 9:54:48 AM
#1336384
Mister Spak
http://christiannymphos.org/
9/29/2011 10:19:09 AM
#1336385
Pioneer
I found this hilarious until I got to the point where only men could be dominant. This just seems like standard fundie life, except someone might wear leather.
9/29/2011 10:26:44 AM
#1336386
Sasha
Way to take all the fun out of a sexual kink. Fundies spoil everything.
9/29/2011 10:33:10 AM
#1336388
rikalous
What's so fundie? It's just a kink. Now, ranting and raving about how evil and Satanic BDSM is, that would be fundie.
9/29/2011 10:37:21 AM
#1336390
Skatepunk
Christian BDSM???
Will these people ever keep their noses out of other people's sex lives?
@ Gloria
Sorry for assuming otherwise. But still... Christian BDSM?
9/29/2011 10:51:35 AM
#1336394
Gloria
@ Skatepunk
They're talking about their own sex lives...what does that have to do with anyone else?
9/29/2011 11:03:53 AM
#1336400
Berny
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
I don't judge but I usually find that putting religion in the bedroom kind of kills the mood.
9/29/2011 11:24:30 AM
#1336401
= POPE =
"Unlike her secular sister, a Christian submissive should not participate in something against God’s teaching, even if ordered by her Dominant/Master."
So I guess that means she doesn't have to eat your cum because it doesn't have scales, or horns and cloven hoofs and chew its cud? ... Or does it?
If denial is a river, rationalization must be a whole planet because I can't see how you're from Earth and still believe the shit you're spewing.
Sealed for your safety.
9/29/2011 11:25:59 AM
#1336402
kuribo
WHAT THE FUCK
9/29/2011 11:28:42 AM
#1336408
So missionary with leather. How incredibly boring.
9/29/2011 11:57:27 AM
#1336410
Wehpudicabok
Hey, it may not be my cup of tea, but I don't see anything wrong with this. meh'd.
9/29/2011 12:02:27 PM
#1336411
TheJebusFire
Who ever said the "master" was the husband?
9/29/2011 12:04:50 PM
#1336413
davem
Christian BDSM? All of those pictures of Jebus being whipped, then nailed to a cross has finally got to them...
9/29/2011 12:17:00 PM
#1336414
Night Jaguar
WHAT
THE
FUCK
?
9/29/2011 12:19:56 PM
#1336416
solomongrundy
Unlike her secular sister, a Christian submissive should not participate in something against God’s teaching, even if ordered by her Dominant/Master.
No dildoes then...
Ezekiel 16:17 (KJV)
'Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,
9/29/2011 12:28:56 PM
#1336419
Ppenguinator
@ SaneTeenageNerd
Usually, but not necessarily. Some people have 24/7 BDSM lifestyles. But not many.
9/29/2011 12:34:10 PM
#1336429
TacticalGrace
@ solomongrundy
I never understood that verse. How can one whore one's self out on an inanimate object? Were people paying to watch?
9/29/2011 1:31:45 PM
#1336430
freako104
Did you just use the BDSM to justify sexism? Fuck you.
9/29/2011 1:33:39 PM
#1336432
The_L
Is this from that Christian Sex parody site? Because if not...this is hilarious.
9/29/2011 1:38:11 PM
#1336437
solomongrundy
TacticalGrace
Ezekiel 16:33
They give gifts to all whores: but thou givest thy gifts to all thy lovers, and hirest them, that they may come unto thee on every side for thy whoredom.
It's more like a gigolo situation, I think.
9/29/2011 2:35:49 PM
#1336441
Old Viking
Next week's subject will be Christian auto theft.
9/29/2011 2:53:58 PM
#1336442
Osiris
Is BDSM against God's teaching? It's so hard to keep this stuff straight. Some Christians say that as long as you're married its okay, and others say that even within marriage it's missionary position for the purposes of procreation.
9/29/2011 3:02:22 PM
#1336444
rikalous
@Osiris: And some Christians have better things to worry about than other people's sex lives. It's a wide umbrella.
9/29/2011 3:06:37 PM
#1336447
checkmate
I had to google "BDSM".
Does that make me strange or happily normal?
9/29/2011 3:28:20 PM
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