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(On the difference between secular BDSM and "Christian BDSM")

They are different since there is a specific spiritual component to their relationship. The Master and submissive/slave worship, pray and grow together as Christians. The Master is head of the wife. She submits to Him. Christ is the head of the church. Master and submissive are both in submission to Christ. A Christian submissive’s first responsibility is to God and His commandments. Unlike her secular sister, a Christian submissive should not participate in something against God’s teaching, even if ordered by her Dominant/Master.

Sir Gardener, Christians & BDSM 82 Comments [9/29/2011 5:34:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
WTF?! || meh
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Smurfette Principle

Unlike her secular sister, a Christian submissive should not participate in something against God’s teaching, even if ordered by her Dominant/Master.

So, no oral, anal, toys, or handjobs, then?

9/29/2011 9:54:48 AM

Mister Spak

http://christiannymphos.org/


9/29/2011 10:19:09 AM

Pioneer

I found this hilarious until I got to the point where only men could be dominant. This just seems like standard fundie life, except someone might wear leather.

9/29/2011 10:26:44 AM

Sasha

Way to take all the fun out of a sexual kink. Fundies spoil everything.

9/29/2011 10:33:10 AM

rikalous

What's so fundie? It's just a kink. Now, ranting and raving about how evil and Satanic BDSM is, that would be fundie.

9/29/2011 10:37:21 AM

Skatepunk

Christian BDSM???

Will these people ever keep their noses out of other people's sex lives?

@ Gloria

Sorry for assuming otherwise. But still... Christian BDSM?

9/29/2011 10:51:35 AM

Gloria

@ Skatepunk

They're talking about their own sex lives...what does that have to do with anyone else?

9/29/2011 11:03:53 AM

Berny

Hey, whatever floats your boat.
I don't judge but I usually find that putting religion in the bedroom kind of kills the mood.

9/29/2011 11:24:30 AM

= POPE =

"Unlike her secular sister, a Christian submissive should not participate in something against God’s teaching, even if ordered by her Dominant/Master."

So I guess that means she doesn't have to eat your cum because it doesn't have scales, or horns and cloven hoofs and chew its cud? ... Or does it?

If denial is a river, rationalization must be a whole planet because I can't see how you're from Earth and still believe the shit you're spewing.

Sealed for your safety.

9/29/2011 11:25:59 AM

kuribo

WHAT THE FUCK

9/29/2011 11:28:42 AM



So missionary with leather. How incredibly boring.

9/29/2011 11:57:27 AM

Wehpudicabok

Hey, it may not be my cup of tea, but I don't see anything wrong with this. meh'd.

9/29/2011 12:02:27 PM

TheJebusFire

Who ever said the "master" was the husband?

9/29/2011 12:04:50 PM

davem

Christian BDSM? All of those pictures of Jebus being whipped, then nailed to a cross has finally got to them...

9/29/2011 12:17:00 PM

Night Jaguar

WHAT
THE
FUCK
?

9/29/2011 12:19:56 PM

solomongrundy

Unlike her secular sister, a Christian submissive should not participate in something against God’s teaching, even if ordered by her Dominant/Master.

No dildoes then...

Ezekiel 16:17 (KJV)

'Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,


9/29/2011 12:28:56 PM

Ppenguinator

@ SaneTeenageNerd

Usually, but not necessarily. Some people have 24/7 BDSM lifestyles. But not many.

9/29/2011 12:34:10 PM

TacticalGrace

@ solomongrundy
I never understood that verse. How can one whore one's self out on an inanimate object? Were people paying to watch?

9/29/2011 1:31:45 PM

freako104

Did you just use the BDSM to justify sexism? Fuck you.

9/29/2011 1:33:39 PM

The_L

Is this from that Christian Sex parody site? Because if not...this is hilarious.

9/29/2011 1:38:11 PM

solomongrundy

TacticalGrace

Ezekiel 16:33

They give gifts to all whores: but thou givest thy gifts to all thy lovers, and hirest them, that they may come unto thee on every side for thy whoredom.

It's more like a gigolo situation, I think.

9/29/2011 2:35:49 PM

Old Viking

Next week's subject will be Christian auto theft.

9/29/2011 2:53:58 PM

Osiris

Is BDSM against God's teaching? It's so hard to keep this stuff straight. Some Christians say that as long as you're married its okay, and others say that even within marriage it's missionary position for the purposes of procreation.

9/29/2011 3:02:22 PM

rikalous

@Osiris: And some Christians have better things to worry about than other people's sex lives. It's a wide umbrella.

9/29/2011 3:06:37 PM

checkmate

I had to google "BDSM".

Does that make me strange or happily normal?

9/29/2011 3:28:20 PM
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