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[Commenting on 'Heckler calls Obama Antichrist'.]

In all seriousness, it was at that point that I almost expected to see his head start spinning around spewing pea soup all over the stage and professing in a deep, guttural growl, "I AM HUSSEIN. I AM HUSSEIN." I wonder how many would have rushed the platform at that point to touch the hem of his garment? Most?

Homesick777, RR 64 Comments [9/30/2011 3:51:12 AM]
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"in all seriousness" is not the right way to start a sentence on RR.
obama is president, not antichrist or king of the USA

9/30/2011 4:02:45 AM

Raised by Horses

Apparently, Noam Chomsky was being generous when he referred to the American political process as a "comic opera".

9/30/2011 4:07:45 AM



LOL

9/30/2011 4:10:56 AM

The Wild One, Forever

This entire thread is terrifying. If these posters have three functioning brain cells between them, I am the Queen of England.

9/30/2011 4:14:11 AM

Mister Spak

In all seriousness, you need to take your meds.

9/30/2011 4:42:30 AM

Crazy Ivan

This is actually quite hilarious.

9/30/2011 4:49:50 AM

JustinGG

In your little fantasy there? Yes, I'm sure most of them would, afterall it's your fantasy.

Then Jesus would come bursting through the window, take fire on all of them until He ran out of glorious ammunition, and then announce a big orgy back at His Place.

I'm sure that's how that fantasy goes.

9/30/2011 5:03:04 AM

aaa

This is pretty much RR in a nutshell.

9/30/2011 5:19:37 AM

clockworkgirl21

I imagine you did.

9/30/2011 5:23:55 AM

Zeus Almighty

People like this are why we can't have nice things in the U.S.

They also demonstrate that fundamentalist religious indoctrination is equivalent to child abuse.
In all seriousness, there was an election; the black Democrat won. Get over it already. He's not the fucking antichrist, because the antichrist is the invention of a mentally ill nutbag. You will not be whooshed to heaven, you will not collect $200. Jesus, if he ever existed, is just as dead today as he was the day he died.
Sure, brainsick777, reality is a scary place, but retreating into a fantasy world does not change reality. It just renders you incapable of dealing with it.

9/30/2011 5:24:37 AM

TGRwulf

Put down the bong for just ONE second okay?

9/30/2011 5:42:06 AM

TB Tabby

They seriously believe this. Never ceases to amaze me. It must be a very strange place, the mind of a fundie. A fascinating place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

9/30/2011 5:48:01 AM

Doperwtje

So this is what happens when you mix OmenIII, The Exorsist & the Tea-party manifest.

9/30/2011 5:49:18 AM

Gawd


I expect Sarah Palin to vomit pea soup and say, "I AM LOUISE, I AM LOUISE".

Someone in that thread used the term "mute point". That's an error I see often on these fundie message boards for some reason.

9/30/2011 5:55:15 AM

D Laurier

"In all seriousness, it was at that point that I almost expected to see his head start spinning around spewing pea soup all over the stage and professing in a deep, guttural growl, "I AM HUSSEIN. I AM HUSSEIN.""
Why?
Are you that deep into your bizzare fantasy?

"I wonder how many would have rushed the platform at that point to touch the hem of his garment?"
Somewhere between zero and none.

Seriously, if someone starts barfing pea soup and chanting absurditys... most people tend to be more concerened with protecting their clothing from pea soup, and protecting themselves from a possibly dangerous person.

What would possibly make anyone want to touch ANY PART of someone who is acting like a cartoon boogieman... let alone the hem of his "garment".
(who calls clothing "garment" anymore?)

9/30/2011 6:06:29 AM

Table Rock

You do realize you're not supposed to take all your meds at once?

9/30/2011 6:13:16 AM

Nietzsche's Apostle

What the hell is wrong with you?

9/30/2011 6:19:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

I knew that people on RR are crazy, but I didn't realize they believe that almost everyone but them are Satan worshipers.

And I'll never get over this fascination that fundies have with Obama's middle name. It's like they think, "Hussein? That's a damn furriner name! He can't be no gawldam 'murrican!"

9/30/2011 6:21:09 AM

breakerslion

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Out! Out, you demons of stupidity!

So tell me, how does the rest go? Does your Savior come riding in on the back of a Chevy pickup truck, Santa's notorious List in hand to help him divide the naughty and nice? Will he make some impressive gesture skyward and turn all the evil people into Grimmace-like creatures, to be chased forever by Officer Big Mac and Ronald McDonald? Will Freddy Kruger show up and start doing the Chicken Dance, slicing people you don't like on every "cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep?" Will anvils fall from the sky and hit people on the head with a loud "KLANG?"

You really need to get outside more, even if your imagination isn't quite up to my standards.

9/30/2011 6:40:29 AM

Papabear

I try to avoid touching people with spinning heads spewing pea soup. Seems prudent.

Now that you've had your fantasy moment, go change your shorts, wanker.

9/30/2011 7:08:51 AM

freako104

Apparently the Antichrist is now Obama. Of course I heard the same thing about Reagan, Clinton, Bush, Bush JR, Marilyn Manson and others. And assuming your Bible is true, Obama doesn't fit the description.

9/30/2011 7:10:36 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

And, it is at this point that I almost expect to see Homesick777's head start spinning around spewing pea soup all over the stage and professing in a deep, guttural growl, "I AM INSANE. I AM INSANE."

9/30/2011 7:22:45 AM

SpukiKitty

If there's anyone who's The AntiChrist, it's you Fundie Puritans. You have all the hallmarks of AntiChrist: Totalitarian, hypocritical, mammon-worshiping, brutal, war-mongering, privacy-breaking, perverters of Christ's teachings, espousing "another Christ", etc.

Obama, on the other hand, is a nice gentleman who's doing the best he can, concerning the circumstances. He's got my vote.

Finally, no sane human would look at the monstrous, head-spinning, pea soup barfin', obsenity-spewing, crucifix self-raping, monster-voiced, monster-faced, Pazuzu-possessed Regan McNeil (played by the lovely but horribly typecast Linda Blair) and go "D'awwwww...wook at the cute, sweet little girl *huggles*". Likewise, a Pazuzu-Possessed POTUS would produce similar horrified reactions!

9/30/2011 7:24:37 AM

SpukiKitty

@D Laurier

"What would possibly make anyone want to touch ANY PART of someone who is acting like a cartoon boogieman... let alone the hem of his "garment".
(who calls clothing "garment" anymore?)"

The "garment" thing's a reference to an incident in the Gospels where a "woman with a severe hemorrage" touches "the hem" of Jesus' "garment" & is healed...hence Ol' Brainsick666's choice of words.


@breakerslion

My friend, that post has made my day! I've never had a wonderful laugh! Thank you!

9/30/2011 7:44:26 AM

cdcdrr

After Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Michael Gorbachov, John Paul II, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Nelson Mandela, Al Gore, George W. Bush and Benedict XVI have all been called the anti-Chirst at some point, I can't really understand why you idiots keep up this strategy against Obama.

Also, theology fail. There is no single anti-Christ. This is an insult used against non-Christians in general. Learn the bible you fucking kaffir.

9/30/2011 7:57:38 AM
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