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[Commenting on 'Heckler calls Obama Antichrist'.]

In all seriousness, it was at that point that I almost expected to see his head start spinning around spewing pea soup all over the stage and professing in a deep, guttural growl, "I AM HUSSEIN. I AM HUSSEIN." I wonder how many would have rushed the platform at that point to touch the hem of his garment? Most?

Homesick777, RR 64 Comments [9/30/2011 3:51:12 AM]
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Panz

Someone hasn't been reading their bible...specifically the Romans chapter

9/30/2011 8:11:38 AM

Big Jilm

I love how they hate the name Hussein even though that was the name of one our allies during Persian Gulf I (King Hussein of Jordan).

9/30/2011 8:28:34 AM

Swede

Isn't his middle name Hussein? It would be just as uninteresting for him to growl that, as if I growled "I am Susanne, I am Susanne". Sure, it's strange to growl your middle name, but apart from that; who cares?

Actually, if someone behaved like that I would rush forward to take care of the poor sod; check if he needs an ambulance, administer CPR if needed.

9/30/2011 8:36:23 AM

werewolf

You can't be really this stupid, can you?

9/30/2011 8:46:49 AM

Joe Mama

And after Obama steps down either in Jan. 2013 or Jan. 2017, you'll find someone else to call the antichrist, and after they fade from public view, there'll be yet another antichrist, and so on until either the end of time or until Christianity is finally relegated to the scrap heap of dead religions.

I really do love this obsession that Obama-haters have with his middle name. You know what? His middle name didn't scare voters away from him in 2008 and it's still not working now.

9/30/2011 8:50:49 AM

Think or GTFO

Is "HUSSEIN" another word for Satan?

Also... "In all seriousness"?

W
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9/30/2011 8:54:08 AM

Necronomikron

That whole thread is a goldmine of insanity.

9/30/2011 9:12:54 AM

Wehpudicabok

You know, there were plenty of liberals who were bashing on Bush, pretty much constantly, but we were nowhere near this bad.

I miss reasonable political discourse...

9/30/2011 9:21:14 AM

Ormspryde

Haha, wow, really? Someone keep this one away from the sharp scissors!

9/30/2011 9:33:37 AM

dionysus

They have an exceedingly warped view of other people if they think someone can behave like the girl in The Exorcist and this causes most people to worship that person. Most Christians who believe in the anti-Christ think he's going to be subtle and tricky to the point where nobody expects it and that makes some sense (if you accept the whole anti-Christ story people made up). If RRtards are right, then this whole coming to Earth in the form of a politician is pointless and the devil might as well just come up to Earth, pitchfork and all, and say "follow me". As if the majority people are that dumb/evil.

9/30/2011 9:37:57 AM

Berny

The rapture is something I cannot take seriously. I've been saying for years that it's a fairy tale for morons.
Thanks for proving my point.

9/30/2011 10:26:07 AM

Atheissimo

Why would he growl 'I am Hussein'? It's just his middle name, what significance does it hold?

Oh right, it's a brown person name and therefore symbolic of some great Middle Eastern evil.

9/30/2011 10:45:08 AM

Thinking Allowed

In all seriousness...

Considering it's from RR, it's the funniest thing I read all day.

9/30/2011 10:45:30 AM

myheadhurts

Everyone would have run screaming from the building you giant dolt.

Zombies are very dangerous.

9/30/2011 11:57:33 AM

myheadhurts

Everyone would have run screaming from the building you giant dolt.

Zombies are very dangerous.

9/30/2011 11:59:45 AM

Lotus-Thing

The Exorcist was a funny movie. It was not a documentary.

9/30/2011 12:02:36 PM

WWWWolf

> I wonder how many would have rushed the platform at that point to touch the hem of his garment?

Fuck no, most of them are homeless - they'd rush for the free pea soup!

Seriously, what the hell are you on?

9/30/2011 12:18:10 PM



Do yourselves a favor and don't look at the thread this came from. The stupid burns!

9/30/2011 12:50:32 PM

Old Viking

Pea soup is traditional, but most of today's really cool Antichrists are using minestrone.

9/30/2011 1:48:52 PM

checkmaie

Obama the (so-called) Antichrist?

Nope.

The Antichrist is alive and well and living in West Orange NJ.

He was going to get down to business but had to accept that the fundamentalist christians are so screwed up that it would be pointless.

At the moment he's running a used car body parts shop and is pretty happy. His name is Larry.

9/30/2011 2:58:14 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Be a Poe, please? Of course, since this is RR, that's highly unlikely, so let me just say that lots of people are named Hussein. It means nothing. Do you think that all people named Joseph are communists?

@ cdcdrr:

Just so you know, that word "kaffir" is incredibly racist towards black people. Do not use it; you will be misinterpreted.

9/30/2011 4:40:51 PM



Here's a comment from that thread that shows why people like this are not just stupid, but also dangerous.

Buzzardhut said: "Politics is a spiritual battle, which is why Christians should be involved, and in prayer with it."

Seriously, what part of "render unto Caesar" and separation of church and state don't they get.

9/30/2011 5:06:45 PM

Raised by Horses

@Wehpudicabok

The difference, though, is that liberals were bent on criticizing Bush for starting an illegitimate and ruinous war, whereas conservatives are bent on criticizing Obama for being black*.

[size=10]*and yes, there's plenty of reason to be critical of his administration, but Tea Partiers, Birthers and the like just can't seem to get over the fact that there's a black man in the Oval Office.[/size]

9/30/2011 5:42:43 PM

J. James

It was only a matter of time before some chuckle-fuck called Obama the Antichrist to his face. There's no winning with these people.

Here's a scenario:

Heckler: You are the ANTICHRIST!!!

Obama: Damn! Foiled! hahahahahabahahahahahahahaha

Heckler: You are the ANTICHRIST!!!

Obama: No I'm not!

*cut to RR and ATS .2 seconds later*

OBAMINATION DENIES HE'S ANTICHRIST, WHAT A LIAR TROLOLOLOLOLOL

Obama: ...

ATS/RR: SEE, HE DOESN'T DENY IT!!

9/30/2011 6:34:09 PM

TheJebusFire

IF that really did happen, then that would mean Obama isn't the anti-christ. That would make him Pazuzu.

9/30/2011 7:48:58 PM
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