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[Commenting on 'Heckler calls Obama Antichrist'.]

In all seriousness, it was at that point that I almost expected to see his head start spinning around spewing pea soup all over the stage and professing in a deep, guttural growl, "I AM HUSSEIN. I AM HUSSEIN." I wonder how many would have rushed the platform at that point to touch the hem of his garment? Most?

Homesick777, RR 64 Comments [9/30/2011 3:51:12 AM]
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Sasha

So what's the tagline for this one? "Don't drink the pea soup"?

9/30/2011 8:21:27 PM

YoungAbro

I would've called an ambulance for the poor guy....

9/30/2011 9:18:32 PM

Gypsin

i take it that when someones username in RR is Homesick, it can only be a sad thing.

10/1/2011 4:30:42 AM

Number 6

No, they'd have called in The Exorcist.

Oh, wait, you think that Catholics are all Satanists as well, and the Pope is also the Antichrist.

Honestly, with all these Antichrists wandering around it's a wonder your God gets anything done.

10/1/2011 5:38:16 AM

Vermicious Knid

OK, this one convinced me that Rapture Ready really is populated mostly by melodramatic 13-year-olds with overactive imaginations. Following "in all seriousness" with a premise so ridiculous even Michael Bay wouldn't film it was especially precious.

10/1/2011 7:42:37 AM

Brianisha

You are Insane, it is spelled I-n-s-a-n-e.....

10/1/2011 8:26:52 AM



In all seriousness, Hussein is a common name in the Middle East, even for Christians. Your point?

10/1/2011 8:53:57 AM

I Read About The Afterlife

LMFAO. DUDE. YOU'RE FUNNY.

And I'm sorry, I know you're trying to draw parallels to Christ and all. But my first instinct to seeing that wouldn't be to touch the damn man. I'd be running the fuck the other way.

10/1/2011 4:59:46 PM

Rhesus Feist

In all seriousness, RR really is a big steaming pile of Fundie fan-fic bible porn.

10/3/2011 12:40:33 AM



I never understood the "ZOMG THEY HAVE SAME NAMES!" concept.

I mean mother of fucking christ, if we'd attitudes like these all of the Charles would be in trouble, either or mostly the Darwin one as Manson would be worshipped by fundies.

10/3/2011 4:07:54 AM



Of course, that is what you would like him to do but in reality he was polite and respectful and even showed concern for the young man after he was escorted out because he thought he had left his jacket behind. You people don't even begin to comprehend your own religion but just keep watching Obama. At every turn he shows you how a real follower of Christ behaves.

10/3/2011 7:11:24 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Joe Mama

"And after Obama steps down either in Jan. 2013 or Jan. 2017, you'll find someone else to call the antichrist, and after they fade from public view, there'll be yet another antichrist, and so on until either the end of time or until Christianity is finally relegated to the scrap heap of dead religions."

Funny then, that there were those who thought that Ronnie Raygun was the Antichrist. I mean, according to Occam's Razor, it all fits [/sarcasm]:

Ronald = 6 letters
Wilson = 6 letters
Reagan = 6 letters

666. Q. E and D.

Yet, you don't see any of those on Ruptured Retards saying the same about their pre-Dumbya God Emperor/Poster-boy of the Religious Right, do you? So, no hypocrisy on your part eh, RR? [/hyper-sarcasm]

...yet, there's more than enough people here in the UK who consider Maggie Thatcher (*spit*) to be the Antichrist. Especially in the now Conservative-Free Zone that is Scotland. They'll never forget - nor forgive - how she imposed the Poll Tax on them first.

10/3/2011 7:56:09 AM

Lilith

In all seriousness, you need to stop watching horror movies before bedtime. It's clearly giving you nightmares.

10/3/2011 2:39:56 PM

Really?

first of all, if you really even almost expected that to happen, you need to see a therapist. second, if that really did happen, I think people would be calling 911 and/or running away, not running up to touch his clothing.

10/9/2011 4:32:39 PM
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