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#1338112
LAchlan
You actually believe that shit?
10/6/2011 3:55:32 AM
#1338115
D Laurier
And another raptard who doesnt read their own mythology.
10/6/2011 4:00:16 AM
#1338117
Doperwtje
Rather odd God wouldn't want to do that BEFORE the Rapture, but whatever...
10/6/2011 4:01:22 AM
#1338132
Percy Q. Shunn
10/6/2011 4:22:13 AM
#1338137
SpukiKitty
Looks like ImOnStandby221's brain is on Standby! What a dope!
10/6/2011 4:28:29 AM
#1338143
Sadhuman
You don't understand how the internet works do you, at all?
10/6/2011 4:37:56 AM
#1338146
Gawd
And Bigfoot, little green men, the Bermuda Triangle, tinfoil hats . . .
10/6/2011 4:47:28 AM
#1338157
Mister Spak
"an angel flying nonstop around the world proclaiming the "everlasting gospel".
That's a satellite dumbass.
10/6/2011 5:07:27 AM
#1338165
aaa
Just more fanfic from RR.
10/6/2011 5:16:28 AM
#1338177
Zeus Almighty
LSD is one hell of a drug.
10/6/2011 5:35:03 AM
#1338201
TGRwulf
Time to take your crazy pills...
10/6/2011 6:33:18 AM
#1338214
That leaves around 50.000 people for each missionary. Good luck.
10/6/2011 7:11:56 AM
#1338222
Doubting Thomas
Who cares? You RR tards believe you'll fly up to heaven, so why do you care about the internet being censored afterward? The rest of us don't believe anyone will fly up to heaven, so we're not concerned about it being censored. There is no big "Internet on/off" switch controlled by the government. I don't know why you rapture fundies are so concerned with what's going to happen to all the evil people left behind, unless it's part of your "At last we're going to get revenge on those who didn't believe us" fap fantasy.
As for the rest of your post, just standard religious delusion.
10/6/2011 7:29:01 AM
#1338237
Skatepunk
...
You are killing my faith...
10/6/2011 7:59:08 AM
#1338240
Anon-e-moose
@Mister Spak
'an angel flying nonstop around the world proclaiming the "everlasting gospel".'
"That's a satellite dumbass."
And fundies have Arthur C. Clarke to thank for conceiving the idea of devices in geostationary orbit, relaying radio signals to other parts of the world, as far back as 1945 (when Telstar was being designed & built in 1962, guess who they recruited as the project's chief technical advisor?).
Arhur C. Clarke was an Atheist.
Enjoy your paradox, BrainOnStandby221. (Nice one, SpukiKitty! b^_^d )
@Doubting Thomas
"Who cares? You RR tards believe you'll fly up to heaven, so why do you care about the internet being censored afterward?"
Even if their J-man blew his horn, went down and sucked them off, we Atheists would simply take over Ruptured Retards and do unimaginable things to it!
Remember that raid on 'He Who Must Not Be Named's forum a few years ago?!:
>:D
10/6/2011 8:01:15 AM
#1338258
Brendan Rizzo
For the last time, you cannot completely censor the Internet. Authoritarian regimes today can only do that because they own all the computers in their respective countries.
The rest of this is tremendously stupid, and in fact raises more questions than it answers, but is not fundie.
10/6/2011 8:45:11 AM
#1338268
Agahnim
What LAchlan said.
10/6/2011 9:03:58 AM
#1338273
firstelder_d
Right, lunatic Christians, like yourself, are what keeps the internets from being censored, ya, THAT'S what it is.
10/6/2011 9:08:00 AM
#1338278
werewolf
You know what also flies nonstop around the world? Bullshit.
10/6/2011 9:20:58 AM
#1338281
Berny
Are there two brain cells to rub together in all of Rapture Ready (other than those of us who quietly read the site for gems such as this)?
10/6/2011 9:32:38 AM
#1338296
Papabear
That'll sure be annoying. They'll be FCC licensed, right?
10/6/2011 10:39:29 AM
#1338299
Derb
wow... I actually want to make an illustration of this idea.
an angel flying, holding a rabbi who is dropping pamphlets
just absurd :D
10/6/2011 10:46:27 AM
#1338317
Extraintrovert
Does this have anything to do with the person who was worried that Obama would deactivate the internet after the rapture in order to censor any information about it? Because if it isn't and the denizens of Rapture Ready actually devote thought to this, well that might be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen coming from it.
10/6/2011 12:21:53 PM
#1338321
The_L
I'm boggled by the idea that anyone could possibly censor the Internet. The Internet is made up of every single server and online computer IN THE WORLD. There are literally tens of millions of computers and servers out there.
The Biblical inaccuracy of the rest of this post doesn't even faze me. I think I've spent too much time on this site. :P
10/6/2011 12:35:58 PM
#1338333
Old Viking
Your scenario needs a rewrite. Badly.
10/6/2011 1:07:37 PM
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