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i think after the Rapture that the internet might well be completely censored but it will have no effect whatsoever of the spreading of the Gospel.

there will be 144,000 Jewish missionaries preaching along with an angel flying nonstop around the world proclaiming the "everlasting gospel". (Revelation 14:6)

ImOnStandby221, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [10/6/2011 3:22:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 82
WTF?! || meh

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You actually believe that shit?

10/6/2011 3:55:32 AM

D Laurier

And another raptard who doesnt read their own mythology.

10/6/2011 4:00:16 AM


Rather odd God wouldn't want to do that BEFORE the Rapture, but whatever...

10/6/2011 4:01:22 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

10/6/2011 4:22:13 AM


Looks like ImOnStandby221's brain is on Standby! What a dope!

10/6/2011 4:28:29 AM


You don't understand how the internet works do you, at all?

10/6/2011 4:37:56 AM


And Bigfoot, little green men, the Bermuda Triangle, tinfoil hats . . .

10/6/2011 4:47:28 AM

Mister Spak

"an angel flying nonstop around the world proclaiming the "everlasting gospel".

That's a satellite dumbass.

10/6/2011 5:07:27 AM


Just more fanfic from RR.

10/6/2011 5:16:28 AM

Zeus Almighty

LSD is one hell of a drug.

10/6/2011 5:35:03 AM


Time to take your crazy pills...

10/6/2011 6:33:18 AM

That leaves around 50.000 people for each missionary. Good luck.

10/6/2011 7:11:56 AM

Doubting Thomas

Who cares? You RR tards believe you'll fly up to heaven, so why do you care about the internet being censored afterward? The rest of us don't believe anyone will fly up to heaven, so we're not concerned about it being censored. There is no big "Internet on/off" switch controlled by the government. I don't know why you rapture fundies are so concerned with what's going to happen to all the evil people left behind, unless it's part of your "At last we're going to get revenge on those who didn't believe us" fap fantasy.

As for the rest of your post, just standard religious delusion.

10/6/2011 7:29:01 AM



You are killing my faith...

10/6/2011 7:59:08 AM


@Mister Spak

'an angel flying nonstop around the world proclaiming the "everlasting gospel".'

"That's a satellite dumbass."

And fundies have Arthur C. Clarke to thank for conceiving the idea of devices in geostationary orbit, relaying radio signals to other parts of the world, as far back as 1945 (when Telstar was being designed & built in 1962, guess who they recruited as the project's chief technical advisor?).

Arhur C. Clarke was an Atheist.

Enjoy your paradox, BrainOnStandby221. (Nice one, SpukiKitty! b^_^d )

@Doubting Thomas

"Who cares? You RR tards believe you'll fly up to heaven, so why do you care about the internet being censored afterward?"

Even if their J-man blew his horn, went down and sucked them off, we Atheists would simply take over Ruptured Retards and do unimaginable things to it! Remember that raid on 'He Who Must Not Be Named's forum a few years ago?!:


10/6/2011 8:01:15 AM

Brendan Rizzo

For the last time, you cannot completely censor the Internet. Authoritarian regimes today can only do that because they own all the computers in their respective countries.

The rest of this is tremendously stupid, and in fact raises more questions than it answers, but is not fundie.

10/6/2011 8:45:11 AM


What LAchlan said.

10/6/2011 9:03:58 AM


Right, lunatic Christians, like yourself, are what keeps the internets from being censored, ya, THAT'S what it is.

10/6/2011 9:08:00 AM


You know what also flies nonstop around the world? Bullshit.

10/6/2011 9:20:58 AM


Are there two brain cells to rub together in all of Rapture Ready (other than those of us who quietly read the site for gems such as this)?

10/6/2011 9:32:38 AM


That'll sure be annoying. They'll be FCC licensed, right?

10/6/2011 10:39:29 AM


wow... I actually want to make an illustration of this idea.

an angel flying, holding a rabbi who is dropping pamphlets

just absurd :D

10/6/2011 10:46:27 AM


Does this have anything to do with the person who was worried that Obama would deactivate the internet after the rapture in order to censor any information about it? Because if it isn't and the denizens of Rapture Ready actually devote thought to this, well that might be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen coming from it.

10/6/2011 12:21:53 PM


I'm boggled by the idea that anyone could possibly censor the Internet. The Internet is made up of every single server and online computer IN THE WORLD. There are literally tens of millions of computers and servers out there.

The Biblical inaccuracy of the rest of this post doesn't even faze me. I think I've spent too much time on this site. :P

10/6/2011 12:35:58 PM

Old Viking

Your scenario needs a rewrite. Badly.

10/6/2011 1:07:37 PM
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