i think after the Rapture that the internet might well be completely censored but it will have no effect whatsoever of the spreading of the Gospel.
there will be 144,000 Jewish missionaries preaching along with an angel flying nonstop around the world proclaiming the "everlasting gospel". (Revelation 14:6)
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Who cares? You RR tards believe you'll fly up to heaven, so why do you care about the internet being censored afterward? The rest of us don't believe anyone will fly up to heaven, so we're not concerned about it being censored. There is no big "Internet on/off" switch controlled by the government. I don't know why you rapture fundies are so concerned with what's going to happen to all the evil people left behind, unless it's part of your "At last we're going to get revenge on those who didn't believe us" fap fantasy.
As for the rest of your post, just standard religious delusion.
@Mister Spak
'an angel flying nonstop around the world proclaiming the "everlasting gospel".'
"That's a satellite dumbass."
And fundies have Arthur C. Clarke to thank for conceiving the idea of devices in geostationary orbit, relaying radio signals to other parts of the world, as far back as 1945 (when Telstar was being designed & built in 1962, guess who they recruited as the project's chief technical advisor?).
Arhur C. Clarke was an Atheist .
Enjoy your paradox, BrainOnStandby221. (Nice one, SpukiKitty! b^_^d )
@Doubting Thomas
"Who cares? You RR tards believe you'll fly up to heaven, so why do you care about the internet being censored afterward?"
Even if their J-man blew his horn, went down and sucked them off, we Atheists would simply take over Ruptured Retards and do unimaginable things to it! Remember that raid on 'He Who Must Not Be Named's forum a few years ago?!:
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>:D
For the last time, you cannot completely censor the Internet. Authoritarian regimes today can only do that because they own all the computers in their respective countries.
The rest of this is tremendously stupid, and in fact raises more questions than it answers, but is not fundie.
Right, lunatic Christians, like yourself, are what keeps the internets from being censored, ya, THAT'S what it is.
wow... I actually want to make an illustration of this idea.
an angel flying, holding a rabbi who is dropping pamphlets
just absurd :D
Does this have anything to do with the person who was worried that Obama would deactivate the internet after the rapture in order to censor any information about it? Because if it isn't and the denizens of Rapture Ready actually devote thought to this, well that might be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen coming from it.
I'm boggled by the idea that anyone could possibly censor the Internet. The Internet is made up of every single server and online computer IN THE WORLD. There are literally tens of millions of computers and servers out there.
The Biblical inaccuracy of the rest of this post doesn't even faze me. I think I've spent too much time on this site. :P
ImOnStandy, I remember when I was about 4, maybe 5 years old. I was contemplating the possibility of a fat man in a red suit flying from rooftop to rooftop in a sleigh with flying reindeer. And that this man would jump down chimneys (it was never really clear what he did at a house without a fireplace) and put presents around a tree. As such a young child, I could figure out how preposterous this idea was, as there was no way such a thing could happen to hundreds of millions of houses in a single night. Are you suggesting that this nonstop flying angel could do this because he does not take the time to stop at every house and jump down the chimney? So....are we to see this big flying human looking thing, with big feathered wings, flapping along from house to house, yelling to all those below the "everlasting gospel"?????? I suggest it will take years, if not decades, at least...to proclaim this to every house in any continent. Seems a little far fetched to me. Sort of like that Santa Clause story.....
@ JohnTheAtheist:
Well yeah, there's a difference between stupidity and fundamentalism. Compared to what some people, even on RR, have said will happen after the Rapture, this is pretty tame.
Why Jewish?, they don't believe in Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. And, anyway, why would God make something so spectacular if it's going to be censored, anyway?, what do you care about, if you're going to be raptured, anyway?(wasn't that what it was all about, showing off to us infidels?), and last, but not least, it's not God's plan anyway?
If the internet is completely censored, that means your precious gospel wont get through.
Put the crack pipe down please.
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