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Well if being cool equals being a fucking lying douche bag than I don't want to be cool.
10/2/2011 5:21:01 AM
Naah, it just makes you look like a tuchus-hole.
10/2/2011 6:00:23 AM
"It makes me look exceedingly cool" I'm calling poe
10/2/2011 6:16:37 AM
Also, talking the way I do does not make me look ugly. It makes me look exceedingly cool and inspires Jews to become more observant
Can't say it does, Dan. *munches bacon sandwich*.
Frummers. May brains grow in their heads.
10/2/2011 6:21:20 AM
10/2/2011 6:28:41 AM
Wow, just fucking wow.
10/2/2011 6:49:42 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
Also, talking the way I do does not make me look ugly. It makes me look exceedingly cool
Actually, it makes you look like a tremendous asshole.
10/2/2011 7:04:56 AM
Also, talking the way I do does not make me look ugly. It makes me look exceedingly cool and inspires Jews to become more observant because if a Gentile can proudly believe in the Torah, then so can a Jew.
Jews already believe in it, dumbfuck. That's why they're Jews. Your attempt to look 'exceedingly cool' is completely lost on them.
10/2/2011 7:07:14 AM
10/2/2011 7:20:35 AM
Your desert cult forbids a lot more than gay sex.
It also forbids eating shellfish, wearing mixed fibers, talking to women on their period, and being born to a mixed race couple.
I'm gonna eat my sauteed shrimp, wear my cotton/polyester blend T-shirt, Talk to my girlfreind EVERY DAY, and exist.... and there's bugger all you can do about it.
Stop obsessing about gay sex.
10/2/2011 7:32:44 AM
Yet, the omnipotent, omnicient God doesn't even give a reason
as to why it is detestable. It just is
, like it's obvious. People are condemned to death for it, but so is a child who "curses" his father
, or adulterers
Hmm, almost like Leviticus was written by a human man, probably of the upper priestly class
, whose utmost concern was continuing their "Holy ways," and thus, coinicidently, their power.
10/2/2011 7:40:29 AM
Considering the fact that another thing that's considered "evil" in your Orthodox cult is a male touching a woman who's on her period or even taking an object from her hands, with the exception being if he's sick and needs her to take care of him, but that exception doesn't go both ways, and if she needs him to touch HER to help her, then she can just lie there and suffer or die because an exalted, superior man can't dirty himself by touching her that week of the month, I'd have to say you're full of shit to claim that what makes you "believe the whole thing" is a conscience.
10/2/2011 7:41:02 AM
I wonder if Dan Ben Noah is familiar with who Ryan What was?
10/2/2011 7:49:21 AM
First, the Bible says that you shouldn't wish bad to other people. Second, if God doesn't send AIDS to homosexuals he knows better. Concerning AIDS, on the other hand, since it's suffered by so many different people, 90% of them heterosexual and many of them not even catching it by sexual contact...........ok, got the pic.
10/2/2011 8:12:30 AM
I've always had a problem with the phrasing of: "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."
It's the "as one does with a woman" part. It implies to me either that anal sex with women (which these people are supposed to consider sodomy) is okay with the author...or that you shouldn't put your penis in another man's vagina. In which case I'm not sure the author knows what man actually, you know, is.
10/2/2011 8:24:15 AM
Only a complete a**hole would wish AIDS on someone, known or unknown to them.
That your ancient book of fairy tales says anal sex is a no-no may make be important to you, but you should inflict your delusions on others. Who they have sex with and what sexual activities they get up to together should be unimportant to you... unless, of course, you're a creepy, voyeuristic bastard.
10/2/2011 8:42:16 AM
Israel, teh buttseks, evil, whargle bargle.
That's about all I got from this ...
It must be so cool to be gay, what with, apparently, having the power to destroy the world just by fucking another guy in the ass. Or something.
10/2/2011 8:56:56 AM
Haircuts, shellfish, pork, mixed fibres - are not these toevot of the same calibre as the one you have singled out? So why are you not condemning them with equal vigour? Hypocrisy. Homophobia. Let's call a spade a spade
10/2/2011 8:59:54 AM
Kid, you would not know what coolness is even if it came to you on a motorcycle with a chorus of wailing electric guitars. I would have pity on you, but you are such a complete joke that i can't help but to laugh at you.
10/2/2011 9:23:47 AM
Nah, if you were cool we woudln't be reading about you here.
10/2/2011 9:25:04 AM
"I am against people being immoral and not following the precepts of my religion. I will express this outrage by being immoral and ignoring the precepts of my religion. This is reasonable to me."
10/2/2011 9:29:48 AM
Well it's a good thing your silly god thing doesn't exist or this would be quite a dilemma!
10/2/2011 10:04:54 AM
I am of the opinion that you should never wish life-threatening, quality-of-life-damaging chronic illness on anyone. Even if they're a complete jerk, it would just be mean-spirited. It might make you feel better superficially but what it really does is make you a person who thinks really mean things. I try not to be that person. It makes me feel icky.
In light of this, Dan, I do not wish chronic illness on you. I do wish sense on you, but that's probably futile.
10/2/2011 10:26:09 AM
"I'm calling poe"
He's one of the head mods over at the Jewish Task Force forum, I doubt he's a poe.
10/2/2011 10:27:31 AM
Nobody expects the Jewish Task Force!
10/2/2011 10:36:37 AM
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