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#1336907
Well if being cool equals being a fucking lying douche bag than I don't want to be cool.
10/2/2011 5:21:01 AM
#1336915
LAchlan
Naah, it just makes you look like a tuchus-hole.
10/2/2011 6:00:23 AM
#1336926
"It makes me look exceedingly cool" I'm calling poe
10/2/2011 6:16:37 AM
#1336929
Bollox
Also, talking the way I do does not make me look ugly. It makes me look exceedingly cool and inspires Jews to become more observant
Can't say it does, Dan. *munches bacon sandwich*.
Frummers. May brains grow in their heads.
10/2/2011 6:21:20 AM
#1336931
...?
10/2/2011 6:28:41 AM
#1336943
TGRwulf
Wow, just fucking wow.
10/2/2011 6:49:42 AM
#1336949
Percy Q. Shunn
Also, talking the way I do does not make me look ugly. It makes me look exceedingly cool
Actually, it makes you look like a tremendous asshole.
10/2/2011 7:04:56 AM
#1336950
KittyKaboom
Also, talking the way I do does not make me look ugly. It makes me look exceedingly cool and inspires Jews to become more observant because if a Gentile can proudly believe in the Torah, then so can a Jew.
Jews already believe in it, dumbfuck. That's why they're Jews. Your attempt to look 'exceedingly cool' is completely lost on them.
10/2/2011 7:07:14 AM
#1336957
rebel
WTF?
10/2/2011 7:20:35 AM
#1336960
D Laurier
Your desert cult forbids a lot more than gay sex.
It also forbids eating shellfish, wearing mixed fibers, talking to women on their period, and being born to a mixed race couple.
I'm gonna eat my sauteed shrimp, wear my cotton/polyester blend T-shirt, Talk to my girlfreind EVERY DAY, and exist.... and there's bugger all you can do about it.
Stop obsessing about gay sex.
10/2/2011 7:32:44 AM
#1336962
Burning Stake
Yet, the omnipotent, omnicient God doesn't even give a
reason as to why it is detestable. It just
is, like it's obvious. People are condemned to death for it,
but so is a child who "curses" his father, or
adulterers.
Hmm, almost like
Leviticus was written by a human man, probably of the upper priestly class, whose utmost concern was continuing their "Holy ways," and thus, coinicidently, their power.
10/2/2011 7:40:29 AM
#1336963
Considering the fact that another thing that's considered "evil" in your Orthodox cult is a male touching a woman who's on her period or even taking an object from her hands, with the exception being if he's sick and needs her to take care of him, but that exception doesn't go both ways, and if she needs him to touch HER to help her, then she can just lie there and suffer or die because an exalted, superior man can't dirty himself by touching her that week of the month, I'd have to say you're full of shit to claim that what makes you "believe the whole thing" is a conscience.
10/2/2011 7:41:02 AM
#1336967
Thinking Allowed
I wonder if Dan Ben Noah is familiar with who Ryan What was?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_White
10/2/2011 7:49:21 AM
#1336974
First, the Bible says that you shouldn't wish bad to other people. Second, if God doesn't send AIDS to homosexuals he knows better. Concerning AIDS, on the other hand, since it's suffered by so many different people, 90% of them heterosexual and many of them not even catching it by sexual contact...........ok, got the pic.
10/2/2011 8:12:30 AM
#1336984
LV426
I've always had a problem with the phrasing of: "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."
It's the "as one does with a woman" part. It implies to me either that anal sex with women (which these people are supposed to consider sodomy) is okay with the author...or that you shouldn't put your penis in another man's vagina. In which case I'm not sure the author knows what man actually, you know, is.
10/2/2011 8:24:15 AM
#1336992
Papabear
Only a complete a**hole would wish AIDS on someone, known or unknown to them.
That your ancient book of fairy tales says anal sex is a no-no may make be important to you, but you should inflict your delusions on others. Who they have sex with and what sexual activities they get up to together should be unimportant to you... unless, of course, you're a creepy, voyeuristic bastard.
10/2/2011 8:42:16 AM
#1336996
Zeus Almighty
Israel, teh buttseks, evil, whargle bargle.
That's about all I got from this ...
It must be so cool to be gay, what with, apparently, having the power to destroy the world just by fucking another guy in the ass. Or something.
10/2/2011 8:56:56 AM
#1336998
Xotan
Haircuts, shellfish, pork, mixed fibres - are not these toevot of the same calibre as the one you have singled out? So why are you not condemning them with equal vigour? Hypocrisy. Homophobia. Let's call a spade a spade
10/2/2011 8:59:54 AM
#1337005
aaa
Kid, you would not know what coolness is even if it came to you on a motorcycle with a chorus of wailing electric guitars. I would have pity on you, but you are such a complete joke that i can't help but to laugh at you.
10/2/2011 9:23:47 AM
#1337007
Radaghast
Nah, if you were cool we woudln't be reading about you here.
10/2/2011 9:25:04 AM
#1337008
Extraintrovert
"I am against people being immoral and not following the precepts of my religion. I will express this outrage by being immoral and ignoring the precepts of my religion. This is reasonable to me."
10/2/2011 9:29:48 AM
#1337019
JonnyTruant
Well it's a good thing your silly god thing doesn't exist or this would be quite a dilemma!
10/2/2011 10:04:54 AM
#1337026
Lotus-Thing
I am of the opinion that you should never wish life-threatening, quality-of-life-damaging chronic illness on anyone. Even if they're a complete jerk, it would just be mean-spirited. It might make you feel better superficially but what it really does is make you a person who thinks really mean things. I try not to be that person. It makes me feel icky.
In light of this, Dan, I do not wish chronic illness on you. I do wish sense on you, but that's probably futile.
10/2/2011 10:26:09 AM
#1337027
DevilsChaplain
"I'm calling poe"
He's one of the head mods over at the Jewish Task Force forum, I doubt he's a poe.
10/2/2011 10:27:31 AM
#1337031
Zeus Almighty
Nobody expects the Jewish Task Force!
10/2/2011 10:36:37 AM
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