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[regarding the death of Steve Jobs]

I was able to use it as an opportunity to witness on FB.

Acts5:41, Rapture Ready 92 Comments [10/9/2011 8:58:58 AM]
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TB Tabby

Forget doves. The bird that best represents Christianity is the vulture.

10/9/2011 9:02:10 AM

pete

And I'm sure that your efforts were greeted with ridicule and contempt.

10/9/2011 9:10:45 AM

N. De Plume

Is this the same way WBC is using it as a witnessing opportunity?

10/9/2011 9:18:07 AM

Selkie

You parasite.

10/9/2011 9:22:39 AM

LAchlan

You should change your name to Acts Like A Dick.

10/9/2011 9:28:29 AM

werewolf

That was incredibly tasteless and ill-mannered of you.

10/9/2011 9:29:07 AM

Zeus Almighty

[regarding the huge shit I took this morning]

I was able to use it as an opportunity to witness on FB.

[regarding the dryer lint I removed from the filter]

I was able to use it as an opportunity to witness on FB.

And so on ...

10/9/2011 9:30:31 AM

Skyknight

{glares at TB Tabby} No vilifying of vultures, please? There must be something to be said for the fact that they do not kill to feed in general (a big part of the reason why Tibetan Buddhism holds vultures in high esteem, that they do not cause suffering in order to live).

10/9/2011 9:46:47 AM

the_ignored

What's really fucking stupid? I know. It's Rapture Ready. Everything is stupid over there. But get a load of this piece of ignorance.

He complains about "socialism/communism"? Has this dillwad never read his own holy book? Didn't Jesus say to the rich man that to be perfect he must sell all he had and give it to the poor?

10/9/2011 9:48:25 AM

The Wild One, Forever

The whole thread is about Jobs' supposed belief in Buddhism, and consequently they all express deep sorrow for his lost soul. Do these jackasses ever think about anything except their own perceived moral superiority?

10/9/2011 9:49:13 AM

Swede

Good; as we all know, Jesus said to use other people's misery for your own gain.

Wait... No, he didn't. That would be more in line with the actions of the Morning Star, right Acts?

Magpies are good representatives of fundie Christians. They're little more than flying rats; killing, stealing and scavenging wherever they can.

10/9/2011 9:57:45 AM

Raised by Horses

Jobs' contributions to the world: ipods, macs and making turtlenecks fashionable once again.

Christianity's contributions to the world: Religious secterianism, holy wars and Christian Rock.

10/9/2011 10:00:25 AM

Osiris

What part of the Bible tells Christians to descend unto the body of a dead celebrities like vultures of self-righteous indignation.


10/9/2011 10:03:21 AM

aaa

Ah, exploiting a death of a popular capitalism to spread your brand of BS. Tell me, do you have any kind of conscience?

10/9/2011 10:06:07 AM

Anon-e-moose

For making computers even easier to use, thus making such even more open to a far wider vista of users, to say nothing of his impact upon digital media - and the distribution/dissemination of such, it could truly be said that just as The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, Steve Jobs is no less than God himself.

Just as Jesus never had such an influence on music, and thus popular culture; Jesus didn't compose even one song - nor have one tune of his available via iTunes - or even have an airport named after him, not even God has changed the planet as much.

The real Holy Trinity: Father:



Son:



and Holy Ghost:



If you disagree, then throw your computers away, Ruptured Retards. That includes you PC - as well as Apple - users too. Because as the late, great Steve Jobs was, Linus Torvalds (creator of Linux) and Bill Gates (creator of Windows) are Atheists.

Those vultures on Ruptured Retards are banging on & on about hoping that Jobs 'Came to the Cross', and all that unjustifiable bullshit.

Steve Jobs Thought Different, and you vile fundie hyaenas have no right whatsoever to say he shouldn't have believed otherwise.

10/9/2011 10:11:29 AM

HumMis1349

@Swede: I wouldn't compare fundies to magpies either, or any corvids for that matter, as they are highly intelligent.

10/9/2011 10:34:12 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Did he imply that Steve Jobs is in hell or something?

10/9/2011 10:46:12 AM

Canadia

It really shows what a despicable person you are, using unfortunate events to control vulnerable people.

10/9/2011 10:51:08 AM

Canadiest

@Anon-e-moose or anyone else

I'm sure I'm not paying enough attention but : Who is that first picture? I can't place it although it's familiar

10/9/2011 10:53:33 AM

Karana

Your vulturism is adorable.

Not.

10/9/2011 11:02:21 AM

checkmate

an opportunity to witness

What a cute euphemism for "getting on peoples nerves".

Btw, who gives a shit about Steve Jobs? I mean, honestly? Is this really something I'm supposed to care about?

If so, tough luck: I don't.

10/9/2011 11:12:23 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Canadiest

That's Alan Turing. The Father of modern Computing.

10/9/2011 11:14:42 AM

Elia

Dammit, there's got to be some organism we can compare people like this to. Um....the cuckoo bird?

10/9/2011 11:33:31 AM

Grigadil

Elia

Dammit, there's got to be some organism we can compare people like this to. Um....the cuckoo bird?


The common grackle, the group of which is known as a 'plague'.

10/9/2011 11:53:07 AM

Old Viking

This was predictable.

10/9/2011 12:29:30 PM
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