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#1338995
TB Tabby
Forget doves. The bird that best represents Christianity is the vulture.
10/9/2011 9:02:10 AM
#1338997
pete
And I'm sure that your efforts were greeted with ridicule and contempt.
10/9/2011 9:10:45 AM
#1339001
N. De Plume
Is this the same way WBC is using it as a witnessing opportunity?
10/9/2011 9:18:07 AM
#1339008
Selkie
You parasite.
10/9/2011 9:22:39 AM
#1339012
LAchlan
You should change your name to Acts Like A Dick.
10/9/2011 9:28:29 AM
#1339013
werewolf
That was incredibly tasteless and ill-mannered of you.
10/9/2011 9:29:07 AM
#1339014
Zeus Almighty
[regarding the huge shit I took this morning]
I was able to use it as an opportunity to witness on FB.
[regarding the dryer lint I removed from the filter]
I was able to use it as an opportunity to witness on FB.
And so on ...
10/9/2011 9:30:31 AM
#1339027
Skyknight
{glares at TB Tabby} No vilifying of vultures, please? There must be something to be said for the fact that they do not kill to feed in general (a big part of the reason why Tibetan Buddhism holds vultures in high esteem, that they do not cause suffering in order to live).
10/9/2011 9:46:47 AM
#1339028
the_ignoredWhat's really fucking stupid? I know. It's Rapture Ready. Everything is stupid over there. But get a load of this
piece of ignorance.
He complains about "socialism/communism"? Has this dillwad never read his own holy book? Didn't Jesus say to the rich man that to be perfect he must sell all he had and give it to the poor?
10/9/2011 9:48:25 AM
#1339030
The Wild One, Forever
The whole thread is about Jobs' supposed belief in Buddhism, and consequently they all express deep sorrow for his lost soul. Do these jackasses ever think about anything except their own perceived moral superiority?
10/9/2011 9:49:13 AM
#1339037
Swede
Good; as we all know, Jesus said to use other people's misery for your own gain.
Wait... No, he didn't. That would be more in line with the actions of the Morning Star, right Acts?
Magpies are good representatives of fundie Christians. They're little more than flying rats; killing, stealing and scavenging wherever they can.
10/9/2011 9:57:45 AM
#1339040
Raised by Horses
Jobs' contributions to the world: ipods, macs and making turtlenecks fashionable once again.
Christianity's contributions to the world: Religious secterianism, holy wars and Christian Rock.
10/9/2011 10:00:25 AM
#1339044
Osiris
What part of the Bible tells Christians to descend unto the body of a dead celebrities like vultures of self-righteous indignation.
10/9/2011 10:03:21 AM
#1339046
aaa
Ah, exploiting a death of a popular capitalism to spread your brand of BS. Tell me, do you have any kind of conscience?
10/9/2011 10:06:07 AM
#1339053
Anon-e-moose
For making computers even easier to use, thus making such even more open to a far wider vista of users, to say nothing of his impact upon digital media - and the distribution/dissemination of such, it could truly be said that just as The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, Steve Jobs is no less than God
himself.
Just as Jesus never had such an influence on music, and thus popular culture; Jesus didn't compose even
one song - nor have one tune of his available via iTunes - or even have an airport named after him,
not even God has changed the planet as much.
The real Holy Trinity: Father:
Son:
and Holy Ghost:
If you disagree, then throw your computers away, Ruptured Retards.
That includes you PC - as well as Apple - users too. Because as the late, great Steve Jobs was, Linus Torvalds (creator of Linux) and Bill Gates (creator of Windows) are Atheists.
Those vultures on Ruptured Retards are banging on & on about hoping that Jobs 'Came to the Cross', and all that unjustifiable bullshit.
Steve Jobs Thought Different, and you vile fundie hyaenas have no right whatsoever to say he shouldn't have believed otherwise.
10/9/2011 10:11:29 AM
#1339073
HumMis1349
@Swede: I wouldn't compare fundies to magpies either, or any corvids for that matter, as they are highly intelligent.
10/9/2011 10:34:12 AM
#1339081
Brendan Rizzo
Did he imply that Steve Jobs is in hell or something?
10/9/2011 10:46:12 AM
#1339089
Canadia
It really shows what a despicable person you are, using unfortunate events to control vulnerable people.
10/9/2011 10:51:08 AM
#1339093
Canadiest
@Anon-e-moose or anyone else
I'm sure I'm not paying enough attention but : Who is that first picture? I can't place it although it's familiar
10/9/2011 10:53:33 AM
#1339098
Karana
Your vulturism is adorable.
Not.
10/9/2011 11:02:21 AM
#1339108
checkmate
an opportunity to witness
What a cute euphemism for "getting on peoples nerves".
Btw, who gives a shit about Steve Jobs? I mean, honestly? Is this really something I'm supposed to care about?
If so, tough luck: I don't.
10/9/2011 11:12:23 AM
#1339109
Anon-e-moose
@Canadiest
That's Alan Turing. The Father of modern Computing.
10/9/2011 11:14:42 AM
#1339113
Elia
Dammit, there's got to be some organism we can compare people like this to. Um....the cuckoo bird?
10/9/2011 11:33:31 AM
#1339116
Grigadil
Elia
Dammit, there's got to be some organism we can compare people like this to. Um....the cuckoo bird?
The common grackle, the group of which is known as a 'plague'.
10/9/2011 11:53:07 AM
#1339132
Old Viking
This was predictable.
10/9/2011 12:29:30 PM
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