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[Re. the Lord's Resistance Army]

[F]rom what Rush said the other day, I understand that the LRA is a Christian Army/Militia taking out the Muslim filth that has destroyed through relentless genocide much of Africa, the so-called “Cradle of Civilization”. This is just another ILLEGAL action, by Ofuckhead the CLOSET/COVERT muslim to strike down more of the worlds Christians, like muslims like to do as well as killing the Jewish People with MORE ILLEGAL ACTIONS PUTTING ALL OF ISREAL’S SWORN ENEMIES INTO POWER IN ALL OF THE COUNTRIES SURROUNDING THEM IN ORDER TO PUSH THEM INTO THE SEA.

Joek Loth, Moonbattery 55 Comments [10/24/2011 1:33:14 AM]
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solomongrundy

Vesus wrote:
This is just proof that the fundies will oppose anything Obama supports.

'OtherSideOfTheBoat' over at RR was calling for Obama to be impeaced over the death of Col Gadaffi at the weekend.

...President Obama waged an illegal war against the man to get rid of him so that genocidal maniacs could take over the country to help establish a Muslim caliphate whose end game is the destruction of the US and Israel...
The last hope for freedom has vanished from Libya.


Why do I think if it happened on Bush's watch he'd be taking the 180 degree opposite view?


10/24/2011 12:16:31 PM

Osiris

No Muslims can face the wrath of CAPS LOCK!

10/24/2011 12:21:13 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

"Ofuckhead"

C'mon, guys. I mean, I know you weren't trying to begin with, but seriously. At least it looked like you were trying.

10/24/2011 12:51:33 PM

Old Viking

If stupidity could be reduced to its very essence, it would look and sound like this.

10/24/2011 12:56:16 PM

Agahnim

I stand by my statement for another quote that the militia movement is simply organized terrorism.

10/24/2011 1:02:11 PM

Myrryr

Ya know, it's like someone's a fan of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but not the theatrical version... this guy sounds as if he'd be cheering on the actual sociopathic murderer.

10/24/2011 1:02:58 PM

ShadowNet

This guy is so adamantly against everything the president does it's ridiculous. Then we could use it to our advantage. If we get the president to address the country and tell them not to eat powdered bleach, most of them will do it out of spite, and then it will be a brighter day.

10/24/2011 2:15:09 PM

derpmaster

RANDOM capitalization and NUMBSKULLED portmanteaus combining OBAMA'S name and PROFANITY are how you know this is a MOONBATTERY post.

ALSO you MISSPELLED "Israel" DIPSHIT.

10/24/2011 2:47:07 PM

Anon

>>This is just another ILLEGAL action<<

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The International Criminal Court issued arrest warrants in 2005 for five commanders of the LRA, under charges of murder, rape, sexual slavery, and conscripting children. These warrants are current worldwide (in the form of Interpol Red Notices), and particularly in Uganda, Sudan, South Sudan, and the DRC.

Since then, the LRA leadership is also wanted for killing a squad of soldiers who had been sent to capture them under an UN- and DRC-sanctioned covert operation, among other more recent crimes.

So the US is sending advisors to assist several governments in apprehending a group of armed and dangerous suspects with outstanding arrest warrants. That cannot possibly be illegal.

The issuing of the warrants could have been illegal, or the US could be illegally infringing on the jurisdiction of the other governments, but neither applies here.

10/24/2011 2:51:54 PM

casewithscience

@moonbattery

Please learn to spell the name of your allies.

10/24/2011 3:06:13 PM

J. James

Fact check, bitch:

1: Rush Limbaugh is a lying, bigoted, fat piece of shit. Anything he says, take the EXACT OPPOSITE and there's the truth.

2: The LRA is a terrorist gang. They are not glorious revolutionaries massacring the Moslem menace.

3: Moslems aren't massacring Afrikans, Christians already got that shit covered. Does "Congo free trade zone" ring a bell?

4: Obama is the Commander-in-Chief, and since Vietnam, militarily speaking, he can do whatever he damn well pleases short of declaring total war.

5: The "Cradle of Civilization" is Sumeria, not Afrika.

6: I doubt that I could emphasize this enough, OBAMA ISN'T A FUCKING MOSLEM!!!

10/24/2011 3:26:12 PM

solomongrundy

Anon wrote:

So the US is sending advisors to assist several governments in apprehending a group of armed and dangerous suspects with outstanding arrest warrants. That cannot possibly be illegal.

Ah, but Joek Loth claims that Obama can't be President because he isn't a US citizen and therefore everything his administration does is illegal. He really is that insane.

Oh, and an appalling racist too:

...everything that Ofuckhead does is ILLEGAL due to the fact that he is a USURPER ILLEGALLY OCCUPYING A GREAT NATION’S HIGHEST OFFICE. HE IS NOT AN AMERICAN BY ANNNNYYYY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION. Nor is his vacation(from what work?)addicted knuckle dragging, silverback of a wife

Given that he seems to think there's a conspiracy to cover up Obama being an undercover Muslim I think we have a trifecta.

10/24/2011 4:30:19 PM

NoE

Is it possible to have three choices?

WTF? || meh || vomit ?

10/24/2011 5:47:10 PM



Joek, after reading this and learning of your racism from solomongrundy I'm afraid that I must ask you to GDIAF for the good of humanity.

10/24/2011 5:53:10 PM

rubber chicken

@Anon

One problem could be that America refuses to recognise the ICC.

10/24/2011 5:56:52 PM

Thinking Allowed

Whose Ofuckhead? He sounds like a nice guy.

10/24/2011 6:51:27 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Retard.

10/24/2011 7:23:58 PM

Sasha

I'M SHOUTING TO PROVE THAT I'M A COMPLETE FUCKWIT! ARE YOU CONVINCED YET?

10/24/2011 9:07:15 PM

Argle Bargle

No, Joke, you didn't understand anything, you parroted a reactionary moron's lie.

10/25/2011 4:02:02 AM

Bine

So you're on a first name basis with Rush Limbaugh? You expect us to be impressed, or what?

The LRA are nothing but a terrorist group of rapists and murderers. It would be so nice to hear that they have been captured and - I'll write: thrown in jail to rot there, even though it would not sadden me at all to hear that they had all been executed ... Good riddance.

10/25/2011 7:22:52 AM

freako104

They're terrorists. Even according to some Christian conservatives they are. That's who you support

10/25/2011 9:05:18 AM

Anon

>>rubber chicken

@Anon

One problem could be that America refuses to recognise the ICC. <<

Doesn't work. The US may not have ratified the Rome Statute, but it is a member state of Interpol.

@solomongrundy:

But Obama's election can't be illegal either, since he was found eligible to be elected and the joint session of Congress certified the results of the vote.

Clearly, Loth has Failed Law School Forever.

10/25/2011 9:54:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

From what many in America say, the IRA is a Christian Army/Militia taking out the Unionist filth that has destroyed through relentless genocide much of Northern Ireland.

The IRA were mostly American funded.

IRA. LRA. Both Christian.

Speaking as someone who lives in Britain - who had to live under the threat of the IRA for thirty years - what's the difference, Joke Loathe? You tell me.

10/25/2011 10:29:54 AM

SpukiKitty

What is it with all the silly names for Obama? Obamination, Obummer, Osama, Obammy, Ofuckhead, etc.
Okay, MAYBE I'll let THAT one slide because we, too, conjure up junk like Dubyah, Dumbyah, The Shrub, Tush Limburger, Limpballs, Butt Froth, Frothy, Lonesome Rhodes, Bill O' Pad, Bill-O, Bill O'Liely, Bill ORLY?, Sarah Failin, etc. "People in glass houses", after all.....

Mr. Joke Lots, then says (thankies, solomongrundy),
"...everything that Ofuckhead does is ILLEGAL due to the fact that he is a USURPER ILLEGALLY OCCUPYING A GREAT NATION’S HIGHEST OFFICE. HE IS NOT AN AMERICAN BY ANNNNYYYY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION. Nor is his vacation(from what work?)addicted knuckle dragging, silverback of a wife".

Why do they always ascribe qualities to his wife that are not, by any stretch of the imagination, present on her?

An elegant, attractive, stylish, dignified, intelligent, graceful, beautiful, lovely lady with grace & poise AND a big, hairy, lumbering large primate are two totally different things. Yes, I know it's an ethnobigoted attack under the "Blacks are apes" category but GEEZE!!!

Here's a lady who's very fit with a lovely figure & she's dubbed a "Fat Ass". Here's a lady who's elegant, polite, attractive, intelligent, etc. and she's "A loud ghetto hood-rat". Funny, I thought "hood-rat ghetto" girls were loud, stinky, uncouth, rude, disease-ridden, raging, wholly unpleasant people who are fashion nightmares.

And, about the "Barack is not American" garbage, what hasn't been said? Stupid, inbred, inhuman Birthers...The attending Hawaiian obstetrician could arrive AT JOEK's HOUSE & SHOVE THE LONG-FORM IN HIS FACE and Mr. Idiot here still wouldn't buy it!

10/25/2011 12:50:15 PM

Shadoboy

WAITER! Some ranch for my word salad, plox!

10/25/2011 6:42:13 PM
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