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A Washington state woman will probably be more careful about whom she takes in as a roommate after her last one kidnapped her young sons because he believed the home was “infested with demons.”

Shane Soares allegedly grabbed the 3- and 4-year-old boys from their beds after midnight one day last week. When he was caught, he told Grant County sheriff’s deputies that “the Lord told him” to do it, police said.

Shane Soares , New York Post 44 Comments [10/25/2011 12:03:49 PM]
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Godbuster

Police: "What are you doing with these children?"
Shane: "Cthluhu told me to do it!"
Police: "WHAT? You're insane! You're coming with me!"
Shane: "I mean... Jesus? Jesus! Jesus Christ told me to do it!"
Police: "Oh well, nevermind then! Shall I loan you my gun?"

10/25/2011 12:07:09 PM



It's more likely that this guy was an atheist trying to paint Christians as violent nutjobs. This is the kind of behaviour you can expect if your non-believe doesn't have any morals, after all.

10/25/2011 12:15:40 PM

checkmate

Again?

Didn't something very similar to this happen about a year or so ago?

Or was that the guy (a devout Christian) who murdered his roommate because he thought he was possessed?

It's really difficult to keep up with these whacky religious folks.

10/25/2011 12:17:29 PM

J.T.

It's more likely that this guy was an atheist trying to paint Christians as violent nutjobs. This is the kind of behaviour you can expect if your non-believe doesn't have any morals, after all.

... How the hell do you figure kidnapping a lady's young children sounds like something an atheist would do to make Christians look bad?

I think there's a more likely explanation: The guy's mentally unstable.

10/25/2011 12:24:56 PM

Beccs

"It's more likely that this guy was an atheist trying to paint Christians as violent nutjobs. This is the kind of behaviour you can expect if your non-believe doesn't have any morals, after all. "

I'm assuming you're either being sarcastic, you're a poe, or in denial of reality.


10/25/2011 12:29:38 PM

D Laurier

Religion in action

10/25/2011 12:34:57 PM

John

Sounds like the kind of excuse guys come up with when they're caught in one of those on-camera sting operations trying to hook up with a 14 year old.

10/25/2011 12:36:51 PM

Philbert McAdamia

"It's more likely that this guy was an atheist trying to paint Christians as violent nutjobs.

It's more likely that this guy was a fundy painting Christians as the violent nutjobs they are.

Judge: "What were you doing with these young boys in the middle of the night away from their home?"

Shank Sores: "Uh...I was ...uh...protecting them from demons? Yeah, that's it. That works. It was demons. That's the ticket. And a bigger judge than you told me to do it!"

10/25/2011 12:41:58 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Why were their pajama bottoms pulled down I wonder?

10/25/2011 12:43:15 PM

breakerslion

@ John:

"... And even though I tried real hard to save those young-uns, those demons done jumped down my pants as I was walkin' out the door! Honest, Officer!"

10/25/2011 12:51:49 PM

Old Viking

... the Lord told [me] to do it.

That darned Lord. Always joking around.

10/25/2011 1:44:29 PM

TheJebusFire

Could you imagine the outrage if this guy was Muslim?

10/25/2011 1:46:29 PM

JesusWouldFacepalm

"It's more likely that this guy was an atheist trying to paint Christians as violent nutjobs."

You're calling IRL Poe? Fair enough. After all, what is atheism but calling Poe's Law on God?

10/25/2011 1:46:47 PM

freako104

I hope he does time for this.

10/25/2011 1:57:16 PM

TGRwulf

This is why religion and crazy do NOT mix!

10/25/2011 1:58:37 PM

Doubting Thomas

I think before you take anyone in as a roommate, you should probably ask these questions:

1. Are you religious?
2. Are you crazy?
3. Are you religious & crazy?

If the answer is "yes" to any of these questions, run screaming the other way.

10/25/2011 2:20:01 PM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Christians do an excellent job of painting themselves as violent nutjobs and require no assistance from atheists.

10/25/2011 2:36:43 PM

tmarcl

It's more likely that this guy was an atheist trying to paint Christians as violent nutjobs. This is the kind of behaviour you can expect if your non-believe doesn't have any morals, after all.

I suspect sarcasm. If this were a real fundie, s/he would have:

1) Bodly used a name, rather than post anonymously.

2) Is more likely to have accused the kidnapper of not being a "Real True Christian" than an atheist trying to frame Christians in general.

10/25/2011 2:47:08 PM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Double post. Silly internets

10/25/2011 2:54:44 PM

solomongrundy

Shane Soares allegedly grabbed the 3- and 4-year-old boys from their beds after midnight one day last week. When he was caught, he told Grant County sheriff’s deputies that “the Lord told him” to do it, police said.

I'm unsure whether he's better suited to a career in the Catholic Church or the Republican Party.

10/25/2011 3:01:57 PM



Yeah, I think know exactly why that freak kidnapped those kids, and it has nothing to do with any god.

10/25/2011 3:05:13 PM

LibertyLover

Kidnapping for Jesus?

10/25/2011 6:21:31 PM

Agahnim

Go see a psychiatrist, Shane.

@#1343792

Pull that stick out of your backside.

10/25/2011 7:17:58 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

christ-stains should come with warning labels.

10/25/2011 8:40:27 PM

SpukiKitty

@checkmate

I remember. The FSTDT entry about "Eagle Scout" that blasted the other guy's head off. And the freak's family supported him & his actions in court. There was also a brief but hysterical bit of "mood-whiplash" courtesy of an article typo & a fellow FSTDT poster......

ARTICLE: "...Inside, the police were confronted with the grizzly scene..."
POSTER: "Gee, I didn't know there was a bear in there!" (or something like that).

Is that the one you're talking about?


I also read about a guy who was an extra in an episode of "Ugly Betty" that went bonkers & decapitated his mom for being possessed or "unsaved" or something. He was reciting Bible verses while stabbing & beheading her. Freaky & sad.

Okay, here's the article:
http://www.eonline.com/news/was_ugly_betty_actor_really_just_busted/212801

10/25/2011 9:36:11 PM
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