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Again, I do not know why Oct 21 appears to have failed, but my REST and HOPE is still in the Lord.

We are living in very interesting days, the fulfillment of the Bible itself.

The Rapture will occur in only a BLINK of an Eye so God can bring about the Rapture at the very last moment.

I wish I knew why God tarried on Oct 21 but perhaps others are correct that the Rapture will take place tonight, or even tomorrow, Sunday.

But even if nothing happens tonight, or tomorrow, the Lord is still my strength. Everything I learned I still hold to because they are the TRUTH!

Like I said, we are living in very interesting times.

May the Lord's perfect will be done!

TrueBeliever, Depart Out 85 Comments [10/29/2011 3:49:56 AM]
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Panz

It's because you were wrong asswipe. Read your own damned bible, specifically the part about no one being able to predict it

10/29/2011 4:00:41 AM

Bine

"Everything I learned I still hold to because they are the TRUTH!"

Sure. Keep on telling yourself that loudly to drown your little doubting voice inside ...

Btw, doesn't "everything" count as a singular?

10/29/2011 4:01:41 AM

Bad Wolf

It didn't happen because, guess what? HAROLD CAMPING IS A FALSE PROPHET

10/29/2011 4:11:28 AM

SpukiKitty

Look, FoolBeliever; If you wanna leave this planet so bad, what's stopping you? Take Ernest Hemingway, Sylvia Plath, Kurt Cobain, Socrates & Dr. Kevorkian's patients, for example.....

10/29/2011 4:15:32 AM

Reckoner

Now would be a good time to link to this: Less Wrong: Evaporative Cooling of Group Beliefs

tl;dr Failed prophecies tend to make a group even more crazy because it drives away all the sane people.

10/29/2011 4:16:51 AM

OhJohnNo

Denial, eh?

10/29/2011 4:27:13 AM

Meishayuri

Aw, your imaginary friend didn't come for you. Imagine that.

10/29/2011 4:30:34 AM

StoneSpiral

Doesn't this sort of thing fall under 'insanity'? Basically trying and failing at the same thing expecting different results each time?

10/29/2011 4:30:51 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

appears to have failed [...] fulfillment of the Bible itself

You're not good at coherent thought, are you?

10/29/2011 4:30:57 AM



Back in my day, we stoned money grabbing doomsayers to death.

Bleah.

10/29/2011 4:37:13 AM

Raised by Horses

"Again, I do not know why Oct 21 appears to have failed, but my REST and HOPE is still in the Lord."

Oh, I think we know why.

10/29/2011 4:44:10 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

"I wish I knew why God tarried on Oct 21"

Maybe he's not as good of a Christian as you are.

10/29/2011 4:51:44 AM

Mudak

It's time for a quick vocabulary lesson, and I realize that these two words are similar in both pronunciation and meaning so I accept that not all people can appreciate the nuances of each word:

Eschatology is the study of end times matters.
Scatology is the study of matter coming out of your end.

Posts like those of TrueBeliever blur the distinction between these two words.

10/29/2011 5:09:09 AM

farpadokly

As Kryten said, Oh for a really world class psychiatrist!

10/29/2011 5:09:30 AM

erlando

Soooo.. You are sad that god or whoever didn't burn the Earth to a crisp? What a good little christian you are.

10/29/2011 5:14:50 AM

TGRwulf

How many failed raptures is it going to take for you morons to realize the truth?

10/29/2011 5:16:44 AM

Yownanymous

"I wish I knew why God tarried on Oct 21 but perhaps others are correct that the Rapture will take place tonight, or even tomorrow, Sunday."

Isn't Magic Sky Dude supposed to be omnipotent? Therefore he's incapable of tarrying.

Oh well, keep feeding money into the cult you foolishly believe in. I think it's about time rationals left you behind to die out.

10/29/2011 5:37:16 AM

Xotan

"We are living in very interesting days, the fulfillment of the Bible itself."

---No. You have just admitted that 21st October failed. Be consistent, Dammit!

"I wish I knew why God tarried on Oct 21"

--- Could it just possibly be that you are wrong - not your putative god?

"Everything I learned I still hold to because they are the TRUTH!"

--- Then why is your prediction of the alleged Rapture so innaccurate? You seem to be avoiding this point.




10/29/2011 5:39:43 AM

JSS

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Eh forget it. Why debate with the chronically insane?

10/29/2011 5:41:06 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

jesus just told me to tell you to kill yourself immediately. He said he's waiting for you on the other side. Please hurry, as he doesn't like to wait.

10/29/2011 5:49:16 AM

Extraintrovert

>"Everything I believe and every claim I support is the truth."
>Admit predictions are incorrect
>???
>Praise Jebus!

10/29/2011 6:05:58 AM

solomongrundy

I do not know why Oct 21 appears to have failed,

It didn't 'appear to fail', it did fail. It failed just as completely as every other of the thousands of earlier predictions and as just as completely as every future one will do until the Sun becomes a Red Giant in about five billion years.

10/29/2011 6:12:22 AM

\m/>_<\m/

@Meishayuri: sweet play on words, wish i'd thought of it.

is it me, or is there a big leap of logic here?

"Again, I do not know why Oct 21 appears to have failed, but my REST and HOPE is still in the Lord.
[...]
I wish I knew why God tarried on Oct 21 but perhaps others are correct that the Rapture will take place tonight, or even tomorrow, Sunday.

But even if nothing happens tonight, or tomorrow, the Lord is still my strength. Everything I learned I still hold to because they are the TRUTH!"

sorry, buddy... but somebody lied to you.
and just to pour salt in the wound, you are a heretic according to christian doctrine, as the rapture is a heretical concept, as is listening to false prophets...

have a nice day

10/29/2011 6:14:57 AM

D Laurier

Wow,,, this sad desperation is just pathetic.
These rapturists are so desperate to die, but cant do it themelves.

10/29/2011 6:39:43 AM

Reynardine

Why doesn't he just put a stick of dynamite up his * and light the fuse? Then he can rapture all he wants and leave the rest of us living organisms out of it.

10/29/2011 6:45:28 AM
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