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Everything that lives is from a first one of its kind; from the first of its genome; a genome created by God. Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities (which equates to power). The angel genome is lower than the archangel genome. The cherub genome is lower than the angel genome. The immortal genome of a solar system (the humanoid in Earth's case) is lower than the cherub genome. The highest mortal genome of a solar system (the Neanderthal in Earth's case, but now reduced to apes) is lower than the immortal genome of a solar system

Michael Barry, The Immortal Kingdom Of A Universe 65 Comments [10/28/2011 3:25:27 AM]
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radda

You know, for a second, despite the horribly inappropriate/retarded usage, I thought this person knew what a genome was.

Then I saw the part about "the immortal genome of a solar system".

That post is like a mobious strip of ignorance, it has no beginning and no end.

10/28/2011 3:40:40 AM

Bollox

... what?

Gee, gnomes.

10/28/2011 3:47:43 AM

OhJohnNo

EVERYONE. I USE SCIENCE WORDS. THEREFORE, I AM SCIENCE. YOU MUST TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

10/28/2011 4:10:44 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


10/28/2011 4:37:51 AM

John_in_Oz

Angels have sex?

10/28/2011 4:40:15 AM



Two questions:

1. Are you really a fundy if you believe something crazy that is in no way supported by your religion or your holy books?

2. How is this guy not in a psych ward?

10/28/2011 4:49:49 AM

rebel

What in the name of God are you fucking talking about???!!

10/28/2011 5:32:29 AM

Mister Spak

Where is the genome of hurricanes in this hierarchy?

Do cars inherit the genome of iron ore deposits?

When we add nickel to iron car parts to keep them from rusting are we creating an unholy franenstien of the iron ore and nickel ore genomes?

10/28/2011 5:41:53 AM



I think this one is less a FSDT and more CSTDT.

10/28/2011 5:48:36 AM

Horus IX

As the almighty Kefka would say: You are less than worthless.

10/28/2011 5:50:44 AM

\m/>_<\m/

dear barry: science does not work that way, thanks for trying.

yours truly,

human beings

10/28/2011 5:58:08 AM

Raised by Horses

Colorless green wharrgarbl wharrgabls wharrgablingly.

10/28/2011 6:10:49 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Mister Spak
When we [b]add nickel to iron [/i]car parts to keep them from rusting are we creating an unholy franenstien of the iron ore and nickel ore genomes?

OH NOES!!!!2!! - 2 kinds of metal? A person who drives such a devil car must go to hell!

10/28/2011 6:17:34 AM

Doubting Thomas

I find it endlessly hilarious when they mix science with religion. You end up getting posts like this where they discuss what kind of genomes angels, cherubs, and even solar systems have. It's like they discovered a new sciency word and they want to try to sound smart by using it.

I don't mean to sound like a broken record, but: Hey fundies! Every time you try to use science to prove your superstitions true, you just end up looking stupid!

10/28/2011 6:18:42 AM

LAchlan

Ok, supposing we do listen to you, what exactly do you mean by genomes being "higher" or "lower" than each other?

10/28/2011 6:23:51 AM

Anon-e-moose

Look, for the 963rd quadrillionth time, Biology =/= Cosmology. >:(

10/28/2011 6:32:39 AM

D Laurier

Sheer jibberish.

10/28/2011 6:38:47 AM

QuasiRodent

Who wants to bet this dipstick thinks Cherubim are the baby angels Italians used to put on their mausoleums?

Sorry, no, Cherubim (mythologically speaking) are the caste below Seraphim, among the highest ranks of Angels. They have 4 wings and 4 faces, and are vicious beastly guardians of the gates of Heaven. Explain that with your precious genomes.

10/28/2011 6:56:29 AM



Just to clarify, I don't think he's suggesting that the solar system has a genome. Just that humans are the 'immortals' in this particular solar system and have a higher genome than the highest 'mortals' which are apes, but lower than the cherub genome which presumably transcends solar systems. Of course that doesn't make it any less batshit crazy.

10/28/2011 7:24:23 AM

TGRwulf

Wait, what?

10/28/2011 7:25:09 AM

Papabear

Please present credible examples of the angel genome. Cherub gemone will do. Go ahead. I mean, unless you're lying.

10/28/2011 7:42:53 AM

Brendan Rizzo

That's it, there ought to be a law saying that no one is permitted to read a genetics textbook whilst under the influence of drugs.

I also find it funny that he thinks that Neanderthals and apes are higher beings than modern humans. That was unexpected.

10/28/2011 7:54:41 AM

Smurfette Principle

Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities (which equates to power). The angel genome is lower than the archangel genome.

OK, so I think you're saying that the higher the genome, the smarter and more powerful the thing is. OK, batshit, but at least-

The highest mortal genome of a solar system (the Neanderthal in Earth's case, but now reduced to apes) is lower than the immortal genome of a solar system

...are you saying that apes are smarter than humans now?

10/28/2011 7:57:27 AM

Lucilius

"Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities."

Well, Mikey, looks like you're at the bottom of the chain.

10/28/2011 8:07:20 AM

Jeff Weskamp

I thought angels were incorporeal spirits, and therefore did not have DNA (or any other physical molecules at all).

10/28/2011 8:12:04 AM
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