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Everything that lives is from a first one of its kind; from the first of its genome; a genome created by God. Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities (which equates to power). The angel genome is lower than the archangel genome. The cherub genome is lower than the angel genome. The immortal genome of a solar system (the humanoid in Earth's case) is lower than the cherub genome. The highest mortal genome of a solar system (the Neanderthal in Earth's case, but now reduced to apes) is lower than the immortal genome of a solar system

Michael Barry, The Immortal Kingdom Of A Universe 65 Comments [10/28/2011 3:25:27 AM]
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Flah

Genome... You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

What do the genes of a solar system look like?

10/28/2011 8:18:50 AM

The Dude

A heaping, steaming horseshit pile of ignorance. I know people like this - wannabee armchair pseudo-intellectual hack theologians. Obviously, he has decided to use the word "genome" as personal shorthand for any evolutionary process or component he is too lazy to actually read about or to try and understand. And no - lizards do not regenerate lost limbs. Some regrow tails. Starfish on the other hand...

10/28/2011 8:50:37 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Flah

Mikey-boy here probably thinks that the anime series "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann" is a documentary, re. the character Lordgenome; at one stage, he becomes so powerful, he eats Big Bangs for breakfast!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible

Chuck Norris? Meh.

10/28/2011 9:00:20 AM

Osiris

Fuck me I've seen more scientifically literate gibberish in a Star Trek script.

10/28/2011 9:04:50 AM

Skyknight

{sigh} No, cherubim are NOT inferior to archangels; it's the other way around. At least, according to Pseudo-Dionysius...

HIGHER CHOIRS
Seraphim
Cherubim
Thrones
Dominions
Powers
Virtues
Principalities
Archangels
Angels
LOWER CHOIRS

Although technically, I suppose you COULD say that cherubim have genomes; "cherubim" DOES translate to "living ones" (which makes one wonder what the seraphim and ophanim were. Automatons? Undead cherubim, like demons were undead nephilim?).

{/going after internal logic}

10/28/2011 9:18:35 AM

DevilsChaplain


10/28/2011 9:24:53 AM

pete

I suppose that this theory might explain why Mr. Barry is so effing stupid and crazy but it doesn't account for those of us who are relatively smart and rational.

10/28/2011 9:35:53 AM



This hurt my head.

10/28/2011 9:42:37 AM

aaa

What.

10/28/2011 9:47:54 AM

Berny

You really don't have a fucking clue what you are talking about, do you? Only living things have a genome. Planets and suns are not living things and do not possess DNA. The same can be said of your imaginary creatures like angels, archangels and cherubs.
What you wrote there is profoundly retarded.

10/28/2011 9:48:12 AM

Agahnim

WTF is this?

10/28/2011 10:01:11 AM

Old Viking

Wasn't there a guy named Artie Genome who played shortstop for the Cubs back in the 30's?

10/28/2011 11:19:10 AM



For the rest of the day, the phrase "cherub genome" is going to make me giggle.

10/28/2011 11:37:05 AM

checkmate

Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities (which equates to power).

When you get pretty low down in the order, you end up here:



And somewhere near the bottom you're here:



But when you hit rock bottom and slip down one more notch, you're here:


10/28/2011 11:49:14 AM

Nicole

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

10/28/2011 11:53:07 AM

Iel

You fail Religious Studies Forever, sorry.

The Choirs are arranged like so:

Seraphim
Cherubim
Thrones
Dominions
Powers
Virtues
Principalities
Archangels
Angels

Idiot. If you can't even get your own mythology right, I'm not even going to bother with telling you how badly you got your science wrong.

10/28/2011 11:58:28 AM

tmarcl

Banana, Volkswagen, table, band-aid, grass, star, lightbulb.

It makes just as much sense.

10/28/2011 1:28:09 PM



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10/28/2011 1:34:22 PM

Ormspryde

Holy crap, I don't think I could come up with anything THIS crazy, and I'm an ARTIST. XD

10/28/2011 1:51:35 PM

Headache

he angel genome is lower than the archangel genome. The cherub genome is lower than the angel genome

Does - not- exist!

How fucking retarded do you have to be to wallow in this insanity?

10/28/2011 1:57:49 PM

Rimmer1959

What are you talking about? do you like the word genome? Can you please stop praying to the sky fairy and please go back to school and learn proper science not the crap the fundies tell you

10/28/2011 2:12:04 PM

Comrade Potatovich

That's cool and all, but where does Asuka fit into the picture?

10/28/2011 2:32:01 PM

Thinking Allowed

Throw in something about black people and you'd have a trifecta.

10/28/2011 2:38:41 PM

Renon

If you're going to give me word salad, then at least use goddamn bacon bits, not poopoo-flakes.

10/28/2011 3:16:20 PM

Giveitaday

Everything that lives is from a first one of its kind

So would care to define just exactly what a "kind" is, because so far I've gotten a different definition from every creationist I've asked.

from the first of its genome; a genome created by God

You don't even know what a genome is, do you?

Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities (which equates to power).

Why? For what purpose? And most importantly, how is it you know this, because it's sure as fuck not in the bible?

The angel genome is lower than the archangel genome. The cherub genome is lower than the angel genome.

So you are saying that angels reproduce? If not then any kind of "genome" would be rather pointless.

The immortal genome of a solar system (the humanoid in Earth's case) is lower than the cherub genome. The highest mortal genome of a solar system (the Neanderthal in Earth's case, but now reduced to apes) is lower than the immortal genome of a solar system

Well you've answered my question... You don't have a fucking clue what a genome is. It's a genetic mapping sequence, nothing more. A genome is not a living organism and as such terms like mortal and immortal not only do not, but indeed cannot, apply to them. And what in the name of fuck makes you tinks that there is such a thing as a soloar system genome? Can human being possibly be this fucking stupid?

10/28/2011 4:46:42 PM
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