Quote# 84541

Everything that lives is from a first one of its kind; from the first of its genome; a genome created by God. Every genome created after the archangel genome decreases in intelligence and capabilities (which equates to power). The angel genome is lower than the archangel genome. The cherub genome is lower than the angel genome. The immortal genome of a solar system (the humanoid in Earth's case) is lower than the cherub genome. The highest mortal genome of a solar system (the Neanderthal in Earth's case, but now reduced to apes) is lower than the immortal genome of a solar system

Michael Barry, The Immortal Kingdom Of A Universe 65 Comments [10/28/2011 3:25:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar

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This sounds like stuff I write while freewriting.
Freewriting is when you force yourself to write without pausing to think, generating grossly nonsensical texts, full of repeated phrases because you just happened to think them more than once, and so on.
It's actually a fun game, and this is how I wrote ORMINATOR (capslock required) the best Sailormoon fanfic evarr!!! (so good that I didn't bother to repost it after the forum it was on went down :p)

I know dude wasn't freewriting, but it's still resembling!

10/28/2011 7:27:56 PM


My, you are a loony!

I think this would be remarkable set to music. Something like Python's, "Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about..." etc. ... or maybe a Gregorian chant. Either way, it would need accompaniment from both the Slide Whistle and the Kazoo ... something Mahleresque... On second thought, it's too much trouble. You can't polish a turd, and that goes double for bat shit.

@ Anon-e-Moose

"Just who the Hell do you think I am?!"

Edit: "Fish, bananas, old pajamas, mutton, beef and trout!"

10/28/2011 8:06:04 PM


Dammit waiter, I wanted ranch with my word salad. This is bleu cheese.

10/28/2011 8:57:45 PM

Wait, have you found organic samples of an archangel?. Wonder why National Geographic didn't find out.

10/29/2011 8:06:13 AM


Ugh, I couldn't get past the first phrase. New "kinds" (I assume he means something like species) do not just suddenly pop into existence fully fledged.

The genome hierarchy thing is pretty damn silly, too. Intelligence equates to power? Tell that to a colony of plague bacteria.

10/29/2011 10:01:36 AM


Methinks Mikey-boy here would have aneurysms, if he were to read the "2000 AD" comic story "Necrophim".



(Eagerly awaiting Gainax's upcoming sequel to their beyond the Beyond The Impossible 'WTF?!'-fest that is "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)", re. that Gainax Ending that even Gainax-ending'd the concept of the Gainax Ending itself; also the revelation that Stocking is in fact a demon, and not an angel, thus giving Mikey-boy an aneurysm II, if he dared watch this anime series!)

(Which of course means more of Scanty & [especially] Kneesocks, and their 'RRRRURURU!' :3 )


"what exactly do you mean by genomes being "higher" or "lower" than each other?"

Mikey-boy here has probably been inspired by watching the Sir Bruce Forsyth TV quiz game "Play Your Cards Right"


'Higher!' 'Lower!' 'You don't get anything for a (base)pair...!'

(*reply by audience*):

'Not in this game!'

Sir Bruce also hosted the quiz game "The Generation Game" in the past.


with it's traditional prizes on the conveyor belt:

An Angel... A teasmade... An Archangel... A fondue set... A Cherub... A cuddly toy...!

(*nostalgia bomb goes off in brain*) X3

10/29/2011 11:01:41 AM

Night Jaguar

"immortal genome of a solar system"


10/29/2011 11:31:20 AM


Why would a supernatural being such an an angel even have DNA since they are'magical/supernatural', don't reproduce,don't evolve, and are not technically 'alive'?

P.S They don't exist anyway, so your ramblings are pure idiotic speculation.

10/29/2011 1:45:05 PM

Then why have humans continually grown more intelligent over time? Surely not even a creationist can dispute that we are more intelligent than the ancient sheep-herders we descend from.

10/29/2011 2:38:16 PM

Comrade Potatovich

Does a real-life Rapture qualify as a Gainax ending? 15 minutes of religious horror after some 15 billion years of the world's most boring slice of life series.

10/29/2011 4:22:59 PM


"I'm going to use words that sound sciency in ways that have no bearing on what they actually mean."

11/2/2011 5:58:40 AM


Oh my god that is so amazing, Michael! I am so excited to read your research on this subject matter. The scientific community must really be abuzz about your discoveries. This is really a game changer!

11/2/2011 7:38:31 AM


@Comrade Potatovich

"Does a real-life Rapture qualify as a Gainax ending? 15 minutes of religious horror after some 15 billion years of the world's most boring slice of life series."

'Slice of Life', you say? Hmmmmm...

"Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)" by Kyoto Animation: Two angels sit around all day in a church, drinking tea, whilst one talks about her sexual exploits, and the other waxes lyrical about the virtues of particular cakes, sweets & other forms of confectionery. They're visited occasionally by two demons who chastise them about 'RRRRURURU!', whilst trying to hide a secret - that they were once in a Heavy Metal band known as "Death Devil"...!

"K-ON!" by Gainax...! >_< o_O; XP X3

Poor Mio. Never mind 'Barnacles'...!

11/2/2011 7:59:15 AM


That word. You keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it does.

11/2/2011 3:00:14 PM

Big One

Can you describe what your methodology is to establish genome ranking ? I am sure racists from the whole world would be interested.

11/3/2011 9:45:23 AM

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