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Why exactly are MSNBC and the rest of the state-controlled media liplocked on Obastard's ass cheeks if not because of his race? Why was he elected if not because of his race? Why is criticism of him utterly prohibited if not because of his race? Why do you shucking fitheads of the SCM accuse of racism anyone who isn't groveling at the feet of the Magic Lawn Jockey?

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 35 Comments [11/4/2011 2:59:02 PM]
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#1346191
Raised by Horses

If you've got legitimate criticisms of Obama, by all means bring them up.

Never mind. You're probably too dumb to understand real politics, even if you ever got over that fact that a black man is currently occupying the White House.

EDIT: Anyway, cited criticism aside, I'm glad Obama took the presidential race rather than McCain. You know why? Two words: President Palin. (shudder)

11/4/2011 3:46:36 PM
#1346211
gravematter

Because from day one, Obama's been unjustly pilloried more than any president in recent memory, as well as having his birth status repeatedly challenged, despite the total lack of evidence. It therefore seems a fair assumption that racial motives are coming into play in a big way. And "lawn jockey"? Now, why would people think you're being racist?

11/4/2011 4:27:03 PM
#1346226
Lucilius

Obama is president of the United States.

"Doctor Doom" is pathetic, ignorant, frustrated loser.

No amount of bile on his part will change that.

11/4/2011 5:23:01 PM
#1346264
Percy Q. Shunn


11/4/2011 8:25:15 PM
#1346265
Chest Rockwell


11/4/2011 8:26:31 PM
#1346268
aaa

Is this the best you got? Lame insults and whining about news? If you want to make good critique of somebody, put some effort to it.

@Percy Q. Shunn: He didn't prevent any kind of depression, he just delayed it. He didn't topple Gaddafi or kill Osama. The former was done by disgruntled Libyans themselves with the French and British doing most of the bombing and the latter was eliminated by Commandos who actually had decent intelligence.

11/4/2011 8:44:36 PM
#1346271
StoneSpiral

I dunno.. I voted for him because I didn't want a megalomaniac in office.. that and McCain wouldn't have done us any favors either.

11/4/2011 8:52:18 PM
#1346306
Green

Why do you shucking fitheads of the SCM accuse of racism anyone who isn't groveling at the feet of the Magic Lawn Jockey?

Why, I do believe you've answered your own question!

11/5/2011 12:17:10 AM
#1346320
Bollox

Why was he elected if not because of his race?

Um, dude, there were only two choices. There have been Democrat Presidents before, y'know. And after 2 terms of GWB, just about anybody on the Democrat ticket was going to win.

11/5/2011 2:07:44 AM
#1346326
Doctor Fishcake

Why was Obama elected? I suspect that has more to do with the fact that in 2008 the US was crying out for a president with a platform as far removed from the tragedy of the Bush administration as possible, and Obama pitched one.

11/5/2011 2:38:51 AM
#1346333
\m/>_<\m/

Why exactly are MSNBC and the rest of the state-controlled media liplocked on Obastard's ass cheeks if not because of his race?

try this on for size: the usa is a world superpower, so obama's a really powerful guy. with american politics polarized between reps and dems, few choices exist to keep up with the demand of what the president does.
sure obama's black. so what? bush is texan and i could sling the same kind of argument you did, cos he had fairly similar coverage...

11/5/2011 3:53:37 AM
#1346334


My suspicions of racism were first aroused by your use of the words "magic lawn jockey".

11/5/2011 4:11:50 AM
#1346360
LAchlan

What the fuck is a lawn jockey?

11/5/2011 7:15:55 AM
#1346394
Brendan Rizzo

Well, you just called him a "Magic Lawn Jockey", and by doing so, proved your own racism.

11/5/2011 8:59:44 AM
#1346427


Because if you don't vote for him just because he's black, it's racism, whatever angle you look at.

11/5/2011 10:05:34 AM
#1346472
Doubting Thomas

"It's racist for black people to vote for Obama because he's black, but it's not racist of us to vote against him for the same reason."

and

"I don't know why people are calling us racist just because we don't love that damn darkie nigger."

11/5/2011 11:35:48 AM
#1346567
LilacQueenNubia

You have got to be kidding.

11/5/2011 4:31:47 PM
#1346576


What's with conservatives and their relentless anal analogies?

11/5/2011 4:49:11 PM
#1346580
Agahnim

MSNBC is state-controlled? I thought it was mostly controlled by NBC with Microsoft having some shares (hence the "MS" part).

11/5/2011 4:51:40 PM
#1346631
SpukiKitty

@LAchlan

A "Lawn Jockey" is a stupid lawn ornament depicting a stereotypically designed black man in a Jockey uniform, holding a lantern.

Some like cheesy plastic flamingos, some like gnomes, some like alcoves with Mother Mary, some like those pillars with those shiny pretty mirror balls....and some like those goofy-looking black Jockeys.

11/5/2011 7:25:53 PM
#1346714
SaneTeenageNerd

"Shucking fitheads"? Well, that's a new insult...

11/6/2011 3:39:30 AM
#1346757
SpukiKitty

Why hello, DoctorDoom! Welcome back! We missed your brand of deranged psychopathy! I'll get the popcorn! *Ed Sullivan voice* Gonna be a really big shhhheeeww....

11/6/2011 5:51:26 AM
#1346802


Why was he elected if not because of his race?

Because the other choice (who I freely admit I voted for) was a geriatric senator coupled with a nut-bag govenor. Too weak to be electable on their own and even worse when brought together on the ticket.

It was no surprise to me that Obama won.

11/6/2011 7:43:31 AM
#1346856
DevilsChaplain


^Reagan with his lawn jockey.

11/6/2011 8:50:44 AM
#1347042
whoanelly

Shucks, there's a black man in the white house, and he ain't fixing the plumbing!

And look at clever you with that clever nickname. You, as a paragon of wit, deserve a prize.

11/6/2011 6:21:05 PM
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