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To those conservatives with firm Judeo-Christian values:
Your child's school is not different. Oh...yeah...I know...Your child's school doesn't have homosexual prom Queen-queens or King-kings ( yet), They don't teach fisting ( yet)... but,,, your children **are ** attending GODLESS schools that teach everything from GODLESSLY secular humanist worldview.

YOUR CHILDREN ARE BEING TAUGHT BY THE GOVERNMENT TO BE SECULAR HUMANISTS!!!!

Children who attend godless socialist schools will learn to think and reason godlessly! They MUST merely to cooperate in the classroom!

Children who attend our nation's socialist schools learn, merely by attending, that government has the police power to take money from neighbors to give them tuition-free schooling. They learn, too, that government has enormous police power to FORCE citizens to use the socialist schooling. Well! ( Is a “duh” needed here.) If government can give the kids free school, why not force citizens to pay for an use lots of socialist goodies?

PARENTS! ( Yes, I am shouting.) When you send your child off to a godless and socialist school, and then try to undo at home the godless and socialist teaching of that school, don't be surprised that your children roll their eyes, sigh, and stand sullenly with one hand on the hip. Your kids are **correctly** thinking in their heads that you are a HYPOCRITE for sending them to a godless and socialist school in the first place!

TEACHERS! Give it up! If you **really** cared about kids, you would be rescuing these kids. You would be working to get kids OUT of these godless concentration camps! You would not be willingly seeking a job, taking money, supporting, establishing, and promoting a GODLESS and socialist institution. Teachers who care about kids don't teach them to think godlessly, hand out godless textbooks, or assign godlessly bland assignments, Teachers who love kids don't support an institution that teachers children to be comfortable with socialism or assist with it in ANY manner!

And....TEACHERS! ....If you foolishly believe that you can sneak in a few conservative and Christian principles into your classes then you are teaching a lesson! You are teaching kids that Christians and conservatives are SNEAKY!

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