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Atlantis DID exist and it was theoretically comprised of fair-skinned, blonde-haired and blue-eyed individuals. What destroyed it was the extraterrestrial attack and war among them.

Hitler and the rest of his society of occultists were in constant contact with Satan and the other gods who spoke of Atlantis and their ideals for the human world.

maryokaa, Indigo Society 25 Comments [11/5/2011 8:51:14 AM]
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Brendan Rizzo

So, the super-advanced society of Atlantis, which somehow managed to reach Crystal Spires and Togas level of civilization while literally all the rest of humanity were still hunter-gatherers, were composed entirely of people who embody Hitler's ideal of the "Aryan superman"? I am not going to bother telling you how racist that is. It should be self-evident.

11/5/2011 8:56:52 AM



The funny thing is that they haven't left even a single nail. Surprise, suprise.

11/5/2011 10:12:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

There are several different comments I want to make here, but I can't figure out which one is best. So I'll use them all:

OK, back away from the crack pipe.

Seriously, dude, your tinfoil hat needs tightened.

I know it's true because I read it on the internet!

Your meds. Take them.

But how do chemtrails fit into all this?

11/5/2011 11:19:47 AM

jsonitsac

Oh Indago Society where have you been all my life? This stuff is fantastic!

11/5/2011 4:01:04 PM

Agahnim

My eyes are kind of greenish instead of straight-up blue. Does that mean I'm only half-alien?

11/5/2011 4:50:16 PM

Wykked Wytch

Well, in that case, my neighborhood must be full of Atlanteans.

I swear, blondes actually outnumber brunettes at my school.

And blue-eyed people outnumber brown-eyed and green-eyed ones.

11/5/2011 8:14:39 PM

werewolf

Theoretically? Why theoretically? Don't hedge when you're going for the Full Silly.

11/5/2011 10:25:49 PM

Bollox

Dude, the only Atlanteans there ever were, were Leyland buses. Also, even in the original story by Plato, Atlantis was defeated by Athens. So much for Crystal Spires and Togas.

11/6/2011 2:11:58 AM

aaa

I seriously want to know how much drugs have you taken in the past 20 years.

11/6/2011 3:09:47 AM

anevilmeme

Would it be considered gauche to ask for evidence for this claim?

11/6/2011 4:20:51 AM

Raised by Horses

So this is what happens when a rogue AI starts pulling together random bits of information from the web.

11/6/2011 5:06:18 AM

aaa

wait why is there a double post

11/6/2011 6:07:00 AM



@Wykked Wytch

From Wikipedia:

A 2002 study found that the prevalence of blue eye color among Caucasians in the United States to be 33.8 percent for those born from 1936 through 1951 compared with 57.4 percent for those born from 1899 through 1905. Blue eyes are continuing to become less common among American children, with only one out of every six or 16.6% of the total population, and 22.3% of the white population having blue eyes.

Worldwide, only 150 million people (some 2.2%) have blue eyes.

EDIT: Sorry, I just realized Wykked Wytch was providing ratios relative to her neighborhood only, not the entire world. Too early in the morning, not enough coffee/smokes for clear comprehension. My bad. Apologies to all. <:-)

11/6/2011 7:38:19 AM

Bollox

Worldwide, only 150 million people (some 2.2%) have blue eyes

This is why no-one knows what it's like to be the sad man.

11/6/2011 7:51:20 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


11/6/2011 8:00:53 AM



@ Bollox

Great reference!

11/6/2011 9:17:15 AM



@ Wykked Wytch

You live in The Village of the Dammned!
http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/?p=5369

That is very cool, allow me to give them this list of people who should be driven mad with their mental powers.

11/6/2011 11:46:44 AM

shykid

I see we are fast approaching fruitcake season again.

11/6/2011 1:02:44 PM

whoanelly

So much fucked-upness in one post. Atlantis, aliens, Hitler, the occult....

11/6/2011 6:42:05 PM

J. James

Is it bad that the bulk of this post was so eye-crossingly bugfuck insane that it made Hitler seem like a fictional character?

11/6/2011 11:31:17 PM

Professor Smartypants

Look, I really hate breaking it to you, sweetie. I know it's hard. But even with a spiritualistic pseudo excuse, it's still not okay for you to be friends with Adolf.

There, there!

11/7/2011 7:27:22 PM



Citation needed

11/7/2011 8:52:52 PM

Noneofyourbusiness

Blonde and blue-eyed in the middle of the Atlantic?

Satan is not a god.

Hitler was not hearing voices.

Atlantis hasn't been mentioned in a single piece of literature found from Hitler's circle.

11/8/2011 8:19:21 AM



Trifecta?

11/10/2011 3:43:05 AM

VioletBeauregarde

@ Agahnim: I must be only half alien too...my eyes are blue but my hair is reddish, not blonde

5/7/2012 2:31:24 AM
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