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Since we know that God exists and that fact to be certain simply because without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING, that is the very reason why we are on this blog trying to help Atheists realize this.

KST, Pharyngula 63 Comments [11/7/2011 8:14:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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#1347168
OhJohnNo

...What?

I think there's only one person here who knows nothing.

11/7/2011 8:21:16 AM

#1347172
Mad_Jester

Funny, I don't recall Jebus tutoring me at all, and I like to think I have a rather extensive knowledge base.

Although Ahura Mazda did help me cram for my chemistry final.

11/7/2011 8:29:40 AM

#1347175
Night Jaguar

I'm not sure that even with God you know anything.

11/7/2011 8:34:45 AM

#1347176
Doubting Thomas

OK, I'm totally convinced now.

Actually, it seems that with God, fundies can't know anything.

11/7/2011 8:35:09 AM

#1347186


"Since we know that God exists and that fact to be certain simply because without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING..."

This is where we beg to differ.

Oops, it's Nutbunny BTW.

11/7/2011 8:48:05 AM

#1347190


OMG he has proof that God exists!!!

11/7/2011 8:58:57 AM

#1347193
aaa

Give me your license to use the Internet.

11/7/2011 9:01:58 AM

#1347194
Mister Spak

"Since we know that God exists . . ."

Since your premise is incorrect, everything that follows is incorrect. This is the main reason you DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

Try starting with 'Since we know Allah exists' or for more fun 'Since we know the flying spaghetti monster exists'.

11/7/2011 9:02:14 AM

#1347199
Bollox

Oooh, circular logic. Was there much left after the Pharynguloids had eaten him?

11/7/2011 9:08:52 AM

#1347200
Stormageddon

I kinda see a corollary to Poe on this one. After watching PZ and his board eviscerate dogmatists on several occasions, I wonder if PZ keeps a few fundies in captivity until they're released for sport of his readers.

11/7/2011 9:09:39 AM

#1347201


Since we know that Darth Vader exists, come to the Dark Side, we have toast.


11/7/2011 9:11:22 AM

#1347205
Dr. Razark

"...we know that God exists..."

Well, then. That changes things quite a bit. You must be correct, and we shall have to take your word that you know what god wants and have been appointed to speak for him.

Once you demonstrate that god exists, of course. We'll be waiting for your evidence.

11/7/2011 9:17:00 AM

#1347211


without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING

He needs God to know something, how delightfully imbecilic.

11/7/2011 9:31:50 AM

#1347214


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLk_MoyVf90

11/7/2011 9:33:06 AM

#1347225
Anon-e-moose

"Since we know that God exists and that fact to be certain simply because without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING"

...thus, the reason why you're quoted here in the atheist FSTDT site, not helping your cause and being very trying, a simple question, as you are a fundie 'with God' who therefore knows EVERYTHING:

If you can guess what I'm holding in my hand, you can have a biscuit. >:D

[/smartarse]

@#1347201

The smartarsery is strong in you.

11/7/2011 9:53:06 AM

#1347226
Osiris

Your first clause is incorrect, we have no way of knowing if God exists because belief God exists in the first place is based entirely on faith, therefore everything following that clause is also incorrect. Faith is a horrible way of figuring out what's real, but it's a great way of remaining wrong about everything forever.

11/7/2011 9:53:24 AM

#1347227


I know that if I pee into a strong wind my pants get wet. I learned that if I turned so my back is to the wind , I can pee with dry pants. Did God provide me this knowledge and why only after my pants got wet ?

11/7/2011 9:57:30 AM

#1347231
Xotan

We do not know tht God exists, any more than we know the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Besides, provable knowledge of God's existence abolishes faith.

The second part of your sentence is simply ludicrous. You can substitute and god or goddess for God and it makes as much sense.

11/7/2011 10:04:18 AM

#1347235


@ Xotan


11/7/2011 10:08:40 AM

#1347236


@ anon-e-moose


11/7/2011 10:11:53 AM

#1347249
Big Jilm

You seem to have a problem with coherency, logic, and reality. Please try again.

11/7/2011 10:26:21 AM

#1347251
TGRwulf

We know things, therefore god exists?

You're going to need to come up with a MUCH better arguemnt than that bucko.

11/7/2011 10:28:51 AM

#1347254


@ TGRwulf


11/7/2011 10:34:48 AM

#1347255


@ Big Jilm


11/7/2011 10:36:53 AM

#1347256
Berny

Logic is not your strong-suit, is it KST?

11/7/2011 10:38:10 AM
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