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Since we know that God exists and that fact to be certain simply because without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING, that is the very reason why we are on this blog trying to help Atheists realize this.

KST, Pharyngula 63 Comments [11/7/2011 8:14:10 AM]
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#1347257
Sasha

Everything I learned, I got from television.

Television is God.

11/7/2011 10:38:35 AM
#1347269


Solipsists for Jesus?

11/7/2011 10:54:33 AM
#1347276


But isn't knowing everything what caused this whole sin mess in the first place? (Garden of Eden; Tree of the knowledge of good and evil)

11/7/2011 11:09:27 AM
#1347283
emau99

Lucy, you have some 'splainin' to do!

11/7/2011 11:18:26 AM
#1347292
Horsefeathers

"Since we know that God exists and that fact to be certain simply because without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING, that is the very reason why we are on this blog trying to help Atheists realize this."

Technically it was the snake (later to be made into Satan) that gave us knowledge. God wanted us dumb as a post so we'd be easier to manipulate, apparently.

11/7/2011 11:43:54 AM
#1347298
breakerslion

Circular logic is circular, therefore logical.

Can a parrot know that Gawd exists?

Can a parrot know how to say, "Polly want a cracker?"

Did Gawd teach him that trick?

Okay. Bad example given how many of you nitwits like to repeat stupid exploded arguments ad nauseum.

11/7/2011 12:04:31 PM
#1347308
Canuovea

Unlikely, and unfalsifiable.

I mean, if god exists, then it is possible we only know stuff because of him and that without him we know nothing.

How do we falsify this? We can't.

But, what I want to hear is the reasoning for why we can't know anything without god. Maaaaaybe then we can discuss testing this idea. But as of now, I don't see a reason for accepting this.

Also, at least this fellow is one of the people who see themselves as "helping" atheists and not "hating" them.

11/7/2011 12:26:53 PM
#1347311
John

"Since we know that God exists and that fact to be certain simply because without God we CAN’T HAVE PEANUT BUTTER."

Makes about the same sense ...

11/7/2011 12:37:16 PM
#1347314
checkmate

Since we know that God exists and that fact to be certain simply because without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING

Since we know that the Easter Bunny exists and that fact to be certain simply because without the Easter Bunny we CAN’T HAVE ANY EASTER.

Since we know that unicorns exist and that fact to be certain simply because without unicorns we CAN’T HAVE ANY PURITY.




11/7/2011 12:48:36 PM
#1347318
\m/>_<\m/

round and round we go, where the logic stops, nobody knows....

11/7/2011 1:02:06 PM
#1347337
Headache

Meh...

Fundies are getting sloppy... Is this all they can bring to the table today?

11/7/2011 1:54:48 PM
#1347338
Papabear

"Since we know that God exists..."

Whoa! Back up the bus. We know no such thing. You may hope God exists, you desire it, you may even think God really does exist, but we don't know that. In fact, if we use the Bible as a credible source (I know, I know) it shows that the God of the Bible cannot exist.

"and that fact to be certain simply because without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING,"

Uh, no.

"that is the very reason why we are on this blog trying to help Atheists realize this."

You have not even stated your case well, much less proved your point. All that I've come to realize from your post is that you're not so bright.


11/7/2011 1:55:55 PM
#1347339
Brianisha

So if you cant know anything, how is god going to fix that? Somehow I doubt its helping.....

11/7/2011 1:56:51 PM
#1347348


The Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, or we wouldn't have internet.

Thor lives or there would be no lightning.

Santa exists or there wouldn't be Christmas. Our parents just cover for him so we don't shake him down directly at the north pole when we get our driver's licenses.

We can do Algebra, therefore the Koran is absolute.

Your logic is flawed.

11/7/2011 2:23:48 PM
#1347352
Quantum Mechanic

"we CAN’T"

What do you mean by 'we' retard?

11/7/2011 2:38:23 PM
#1347358
Arctic Knight

I do not believe you. Please provide some sort of credible evidence that a god, any god exists. Until you can do that, I do not believe a god exists.

Claims without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Besides, if your god is too impotent to convince me by itself that it exists, then what hope do you think you have of convincing me.

11/7/2011 2:51:07 PM
#1347359
Old Viking

You're confusing me. Do you mean we can't know anything if it's in all-caps?

11/7/2011 2:56:15 PM
#1347363
Brendan Rizzo

Citation needed.

11/7/2011 3:42:29 PM
#1347366
SpukiKitty

Then why are Fundies such idiots, KST?

11/7/2011 3:48:12 PM
#1347378
Giveitaday

Since we know that God exists and that fact to be certain

So you shouldn't have any troubled providing scientifically verifiable proof of your "god". Anything else is simply nothing more than the same special pleading that theists have been doing for centuries.

simply because without God we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING

So prove it.

that is the very reason why we are on this blog trying to help Atheists realize this.

Then you should realize that atheist are not going to be swayed by argument in which you simply assert someting to be a fact as if such an assertion will magically make it true, YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE ACTUAL EVIDENCE, something you have shown time and time again that you do not have.

11/7/2011 4:35:05 PM
#1347430
myheadhurts

I've seen the light. Ra? Is that you?

11/7/2011 10:28:11 PM
#1347438
Raised by Horses

Since we know that the Odin exists and that fact to be certain simply because without him we CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING, that is the very reason why we are on this blog trying to help you Norse Mythology-phobes realize this.

11/7/2011 11:18:29 PM
#1347443
Godless heathen

Citation needed

11/8/2011 12:26:48 AM
#1347444
jsvenier

Mad_Jester

Nice Zoroastrian reference!

11/8/2011 12:36:56 AM
#1347450
Pule Thamex

I wish KST would come on this site and show us that God exists, I've been waiting so long for that exciting evidence. Although, there seems to be a puzzling anomaly to KST's statement, there's no sign of the existence of a God, yet I know that KST is a drooling moron, perhaps that knowledge is the sign.

KST=drooling moron, therefore God.

11/8/2011 2:33:09 AM
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