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[Re. restrictions on care packages to U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq.]

So no healthy print or video porn... No liquor... And no bacon... And they expect our boys and girls to live under these conditions? I think a healthy nation-wide class action lawsuit is needed for this...

Sheesh no wonder those muzzies are constantly declaring jihad against everyone - If I lived under their cultural insanity, I'd be pissed off at the world too... Hell, they've been convinced that looking at the beautiful shape of a woman is bad and that looking at a nekkid goat is good...

And what's the deal with the Horror Comics? What's next, Mad Magazine... Our government has become a cesspool of international political correctness...

Our efforts over there are officially a total waste of time - This is one policy where I agree 100% with Obama - Since we have a nutless Kenyan Monkey in the Whitehouse instead of an Ameircan Leader, its time to pull ALL of our troops out of this Circus... Not one more dime or drop of American blood is worth spending one more day in this political farce....

Lazarus, Where Liberty Dwells 32 Comments [11/9/2011 4:16:33 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

Even this guy thinks you're a fucking idiot...


11/9/2011 4:50:02 AM

Bollox

Our efforts over there are officially a total waste of time

You got something right! How'd that happen?

11/9/2011 6:11:39 AM

Bollox

Hang on, goats are always naked, aren't they?

11/9/2011 6:13:03 AM

aaa

Something tells me that you do not understand how different shit is in the military.

11/9/2011 6:52:20 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Except for the part where he called the people of Afghanistan goat-fuckers and the part where he called Obama a "nutless Kenyan [m]onkey", this was actually kind of funny.

11/9/2011 6:58:04 AM

Doubting Thomas

Because every single country in the world should be exactly like the United States. Seriously, it's this kind of nonsense that made me hate American tourists when I was living abroad.

11/9/2011 7:19:00 AM



Lazarus has a point hidden besides all the racism. Why should US forces conform to the social standards of the country they're occupying?

11/9/2011 8:16:21 AM



Lazarus has a point hidden besides all the racism. Why should US forces conform to the social standards of the country they're occupying?

11/9/2011 8:17:01 AM



"Our efforts over there are officially a total waste of time..."

Okay, I'm with you there. We're making the same mistakes in Afghanistan the Soviet Union made: trying to force our ideology onto a completely different kind of society. We're fighting the same war that bankrupted the SU - and from all evidence it's helped to bankrupt us as well.

11/9/2011 8:42:50 AM

Narvi

"looking at a nekkid goat is good... "
Hang on, does this mean American fundamentalists dress up their goats?
I mean, I knew there were cultural differences between EU and US, but seriously?

"a nutless Kenyan Monkey"
Considering Obama is a politician, how long before he sees this as a challenge and decides to send out a picture of his crotch? To prove him wrong?

11/9/2011 9:32:10 AM

ChakatBlackstar

Amazing...his final conclusion is right, but for all the wrong reasons.

11/9/2011 9:44:42 AM

Meishayuri

A world without bacon is a world not worth living in.

11/9/2011 9:48:24 AM



@#1347726
"Lazarus has a point hidden besides all the racism. Why should US forces conform to the social standards of the country they're occupying?"

Because otherwise it's much harder to convince people that they're occupying these countries for the good of the local inhabitants...

11/9/2011 10:53:06 AM

\m/>_<\m/

um, you know that jihad is kind of one of the pillars of islam? (6th in sunni, 10th in shi'a) it means "struggle. Any earnest striving in the way of God, involving personal, physical, for righteousness and against wrong-doing" (wikipedia definition, take with a grain of curiosity), and jihad is applied as holy expansion nonstop. basically, jihad will stop when all the world is either a: converted, b: dhimmi (non-converts living with muslims), c: under the influence of the califate, d: islam does not exist anymore, or e: world peace has been achieved.

it basically started during the hijra in 622 and has gone on nonstop since...

before you say that this is a dangerous religious idelology (see what i did there?) i give you christiandom....

you'll also notice i never said holy war. violence is not necessary for jihad.

"Hell, they've been convinced that looking at the beautiful shape of a woman is bad and that looking at a nekkid goat is good... "
and i give you the rural bible belt! (cue rimshot and infuriated american responses!)

by the way, you're a birther, therefore your argument is invalid. ad hominems are not proper form (from either me or the op) for the basis of reasoning, even if the conclusion is right.

[-> trope: right for all the wrong reasons]

further reading: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jihad + sources

11/9/2011 11:11:52 AM



@#1347726 "Lazarus has a point hidden besides all the racism. Why should US forces conform to the social standards of the country they're occupying?"

Yeah... why conform to the laws and social standards of any country where you *claim* you are helping to bring democracy to...? It's not like it's just plain good manners...

Nor is it a case of you fucking conform to whatever is the standard in whichever country you're in, is it? (I'll go to the US and ignore the Jaywalking shit since where I live the pedestrian ALWAYS has right of way. Would it stop me getting arrested for it? Hell no.)

So no... Lazarus has no point at all... and you're a dumbass.

11/9/2011 11:52:35 AM

cdcdrr

Porn, alcohol and pork are not essential to a soldier's survival. In fact, the last two might just do more to harm their lives. Care packages are luxuries. Soldiers should be thankful that some people care enough to send them their gifts and possessions. If those get trimmed for the sake of cultural sensitivity, it's not the end of the world.

11/9/2011 12:14:09 PM

Reynardine

Are we to understand that ril uhMericun goats wear clothes? Or does the writer of this post prefer his goats with lace panties?

11/9/2011 4:48:41 PM

Raised by Horses

"You got something right! How'd that happen?"

You know what they say. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

11/10/2011 2:53:56 AM

lisamariefan

Naked goats? Seriously?

To quote Applejack:

"Uh beg pardon Rarity, but we don't normally wear clothes."

Seriously. Animals in real life are normally "naked."

11/10/2011 4:06:57 PM

whatever

@Reynardine
Goats with lace panties actually sounds quite cute.

11/10/2011 4:53:57 PM

Grammar Nazi

Elipses can not be used in place of commas, question marks, or periods. Just saying.

11/10/2011 6:58:12 PM

SpukiKitty

@whatever

Goats are cute...period!

Observe!....



Nuff said!

11/11/2011 7:58:41 AM



Sorry, but even through the black market, many Afghans have the same access to some of the things you take for granted. Don't think them precisely naive.

11/12/2011 10:48:26 AM

Street Sharks

Since when did conservatives support the use of pornography?

11/12/2011 3:39:27 PM



Sad thing is they just use young boys for sex over there since women are evil and all that.

11/12/2011 7:02:55 PM
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