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The 'Needs a New Shtick' Award

He got Disproportionate Retribution last time.

Quote# 84710

[A Christian pastor may be executed in Iran.]

Lets, for once, give them an ultimatum. You off that Christian pastor, and we will off 10 of your Imams/Clerics and bomb 25 of your terrorists Mosque, world wide.

You camel fukers want a fight, so, lets get it on.

We'll meet you in Dearborn, Michigan, diaper head.

BUCKEYEPETE, Where Liberty Dwells 115 Comments [11/9/2011 4:18:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 107
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
WTF?! || meh

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11/9/2011 4:29:04 AM


It's been a while since I had any bible study, but I thought "an eye for an eye" was meant to discourage, not encourage.

11/9/2011 4:32:16 AM


In the blue corner, stomping his feet like a 2 year old child, fighting on behalf of the peaceful son of God, Jesus. This guy is a hypocrite and an inciter of violence. Let's give it up for The Wannabe Christian.

And in the red corner, scratching his head and hanging his head in shame for the opponent's lack of commitment to his God's teachings. Let's give it up for the Iranian Guy!!

11/9/2011 4:33:07 AM


An easy example of why I hold both religions in contempt...

11/9/2011 4:36:27 AM


Ooops, double post. *whistles* Away with you now.

11/9/2011 4:51:58 AM




11/9/2011 5:05:32 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Here's my thoughts on the christian pastor...

11/9/2011 5:11:59 AM


Clearly, the best response to a brutal theocracy is to be even more brutal and bigoted in response. Because that has worked SO well in the past.

11/9/2011 5:31:44 AM

Feel your e-peen grow!

11/9/2011 5:33:21 AM

Mister Spak

But I thought you wanted to be persecuted.

11/9/2011 5:55:18 AM


Dearborn? What's that got to do with it?

What's this guy been charged with, anyway?

11/9/2011 5:58:13 AM

Table Rock

Yes, answer stupidity with even greater stupidity. Because it's always best to answer an act of wrongful execution with multiple random acts of terrorism and murder.

11/9/2011 6:41:12 AM

Brendan Rizzo

This could end badly...

Ten bucks says this dude isn't appalled at the human rights abuse that would happen were this pastor executed, but he's just mad that a Christian could be the victim. If the preacher were of any other religion (except, possibly, Judaism) he wouldn't give a shit, assuming he even knew about it.

11/9/2011 6:41:24 AM

N. De Plume

Regardless of the reason Iran wants to execute the pastor, here in the U.S., you generally have to be guilty of some pretty heavy crime before you can be legally executed. You do know that, right?

11/9/2011 6:42:05 AM


The terrorists are winning and it's the fundie Christians that are dancing like their little marionettes. Don't you get it? They WANT you to retaliate in an obscenely violent manner. That way they can recruit more people. You start bombing mosques in unrelated countries and suddenly even the moderates are signing up against us.

11/9/2011 6:43:29 AM


Seriously, you need to get yourself a perspective.

11/9/2011 6:45:58 AM


Okay. ... Now what does your other ass cheek say about it?

11/9/2011 6:59:03 AM

Doubting Thomas

OK, Buckeyepete, why don't you be the first volunteer for a suicide bombing mission?

11/9/2011 7:09:49 AM


Kay...so for killing one innocent man, we'll kill off a couple hundred.

And you still think it makes you the good guys?

11/9/2011 7:14:25 AM

Comrade Potatovich

Pst...Pst...Fundie guy...That's a BROWN Christian we're talking about.Just like them filthy Mexicans

11/9/2011 8:26:14 AM


(emph-ass-is added):

"and we will off 10 of your Imams/Clerics and bomb 25 of your terrorists Mosque, world wide."

Three words: airport metal detectors.

There's a reason why the Muslim Council of Great Britain are very pro-Parliament/democracy/police.

"You camel fukers want a fight, so, lets get it on."

SEAL Team 6 are not your personal army. Oh well, guess you'll have to book that plane ticket to Tehran then...! [/sarcasm]

"We'll meet you in Dearborn, Michigan, diaper head."

Like I say, what's stopping you from booking that plane flight to Tehran...?!

...oh, and as for that pasta-headed pastor who dared stick his nose where he had no right to in the first place:

Oh well. At least he will serve as an example to others, as to why the law in Iran which makes trying to convert Muslims to any other religion illegal exists for a reason.

To reiterate, re 'sticking your nose in', this quote (emphasis added):

"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business."

-Jesse Ventura

Exists for a reason too. And Jesse Ventura - before being a politician, actor & wrestler - was a Navy SEAL.

Your call, Fuckeyepete.

Make it slow and painful, Iran...! >:D

11/9/2011 8:50:22 AM

Perhaps if the pastor had bothered to observe the laws of the country in which he is a guest (uninvited) there would not be a problem.

Dont worry , as a pastor , Gods voice on earth , God will reach out his mighty hand and protect him ! er, won't he ? hmmm

11/9/2011 8:54:36 AM

Philbert McAdamia


Isn't that Ohio? So he wants to see a war in Michigan? NIMBY?

11/9/2011 8:59:51 AM


Ooh, Internet tough-guy raises his head (read that as sh*thead) again. Curious that executing the innocent and bombing mosques is "Where Liberty Dwells."

11/9/2011 9:06:35 AM


"Where Liberty Dwells"

Not there by the sound of it.

11/9/2011 9:19:36 AM
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