I don't understand how "non-xmas" People are going to bitch about the whole "christmas in the classroom" and "secret santa", when they turn around and spend the money that has "In GOD we Trust" written all over it. Makes you think, huh?
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i think "in god we trust" should be removed from all money in circulation.
however, i need to use money every day. unfortunately, 7-11 won't barter for cigarettes and the bursar's office doesn't accept barrels of grain for tuition payments.
Ok, now I am laughing. These are REAL people, right? Dear dear Samantha what money are they supposed to spend that did not get some Fundie to get that lame slogan put on it. Do you have a time machine so they can go back in our history to when it was NOT on them? Will the bank in the future exchance said currency well crap that won't either since they will exchange the money for money with that same damn lame slogan. Damn, Samantha you so smart. I guess should just believe then since we have no other money source. Damn brilliant Samantha.
Personally, I could care less if each denomination of U.S. currency had a picture of jesus angrily shaking his finger at me. If it will buy (insert preferred/necessary purchases here), does it matter? Hell no.
Think about that, Samantha.
Odd that although much money has traces of cocaine and fecal matter, and is used to buy drugs and hookers, that Xians turn around and write "In GOD we Trust" all over it. Makes you think, huh?
And you, samantha, spend money that has a unfished pyramid on it. Since the pyramids were built by slaves, so, you must support slavery.
"Actually, Kimball, they were built by Egyptian farmers during the annual inundation of the nile."
Getting technical, by today's standards, the farmers were still slaves though, although this makes pretty much the entire population slaves.
Samantha: "Aw, you are all so humble. Thanks for making me realize how studpid I actually am. I have now realized that I am a democrat."
well to be fair, you are pretty "studpid." after all, you live in a city that smells like dead fish. at least you have your looks to fall back on. *checks myspace profile again* oh sorry, spoke too soon.
Well how's about *in god a good deal of us trust...somewhat, well only the parts that benefit us or that we like.* thats sorta long but more accurate, or *A few of us trust in God like kids trust in the Easter Bunny.* Any other ideas?
*In God we trust. Well, not all of us. And those of us who do, it's not all the same God. And even if it is the same God, we all disagree on what that God does.*
I use my money with "In God We Trust" written on it to buy pron, alcohol and products from companies that give equal rights to homosexuals. If my money is religious, why doesn't it flee from my grasp before I make these kinds of purchases?
If I wrote it on there (And I lived in the states), Sammie-dear, you'd have a valid argument. As the choice was made for the population during a period of Cold War paranoia, your snipe is invalid.
Confused?
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