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Did you ever consider what those birth certificates and census forms were REALLY about?

Who owns you? Some disturbing facts that affect everyone!

These are some of the facts which are so shrewdly hidden that the mere ability comprehend what they truly entail is beyond most Americans. The list is fairly long, but it is worth the read.

The IRS is not a U.S. Government Agency. It is an Agency of the IMF. (Diversified Metal Products v. IRS et al. CV-93-405E-EJE U.S.D.C.D.I., Public Law 94-564, Senate Report 94-1148 pg. 5967, Reorganization Plan No. 26, Public Law 102-391.)
The IMF is an Agency of the UN. (Blacks Law Dictionary 6th Ed. Pg. 816)
The U.S. Has not had a Treasury since 1921. (41 Stat. Ch.214 pg. 654)
The U.S. Treasury is now the IMF. (Presidential Documents Volume 29-No.4 pg.113, 22 U.S.C. 285-288)
The United States does not have any employees because there is no longer a United States. No more reorganizations. After over 200 years of operating under bankruptcy its finally over. (Executive Order 12803) Do not personate one of the creditors or share holders or you will go to Prison.18 U.S.C. 914

[it gets crazier from there, eg:]

Britain is owned by the Vatican. (Treaty of 1213)
The Pope can abolish any law in the United States. (Elements of Ecclesiastical Law Vol.1 53-54)
A 1040 form is for tribute paid to Britain. (IRS Publication 6209)

Commercial Redemption, Commercial Redemption 25 Comments [11/10/2011 3:02:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Meshakhad
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Greater Good

Utter batshit.

Also, first!

11/10/2011 3:18:22 PM

Brendan Rizzo

But the IRS pre-dates the UN!

Also, if the Pope could abolish any law of the United States (which you claim doesn't exist... which makes me wonder why it refuses to follow many international treaties if it doesn't exist) then why has Roe v. Wade not been overturned? (And if the Pope owned Britain, then why do the British fly in the face of what the Pope says and get away with it?)

Unbelievably, this conspiracy theory is actually falsifiable. Epic fail. You lose, good sir.

11/10/2011 3:42:55 PM

Amadan

Just wait till they get onto Admiralty Law. These guys are truly special.

11/10/2011 4:12:12 PM



"Britain is owned by the Vatican." My dear friend, have I ever told you about a man named Henry VIII...

11/10/2011 4:25:07 PM

Meshakhad

FYI: this was linked by a poster on the FSTDT main forum.

11/10/2011 5:42:34 PM



Britain, which has its own personal church created almost entirely to annoy the then-Pope? Britain whose head of state is also head of this self same church? That Britain? That's the one you think is run by the Vatican? The Britain in which a large part of the population wanted the Pope arrested on his recent (and only since the Tudors iirc) visit?

Oh boy, I simply can't wait for your attempt to justify that statement.

11/10/2011 6:59:19 PM

dfmfundies

Tax protestor arguments mixed with "freeman" claims, liberally seasoned with willful misreadings of law and court decisions, served with the chef's personal crazy sauce, with a side order of delusions.

Mmm, mmm good!

11/10/2011 8:47:42 PM

Raised by Horses

Some truths, most fairly easily discerned (though most people are either too occupied or too lazy to do so) mixed in with increasing amounts of bullshit. You do realise that blending fact with fiction doesn't turn the latter into the former, right?

What am I saying? Of course you don't.

11/11/2011 12:21:20 AM



The U.S. Has not had a Treasury since 1921.

What does the Secretary of the Treasury do all day?

And, if there hasn't been one since 1921, and it's really the IMF, what happened between 1921 and 1945?

11/11/2011 1:46:36 AM

zipperback

@#1348131

Haven't you looked at a dollar bill? The Secretary of Treasury spends his days signing all the money with a very tiny pen.

11/11/2011 2:18:23 AM

Comrade Potatovich

Britain is owned by the Vatican. (Treaty of 1213)
A wild Henry VIII appears !!
Henry VIII used hypersexuality!
It's super effective.
>FLEE
The Pope flees.

11/11/2011 2:58:13 AM

Horus IX

I'm surprised that no one has noticed that the page links it from the "AboveTopSecret" forums.

11/11/2011 4:18:56 AM

aaa

Tell me more about your ridiculous excuse to not pay taxes.

11/11/2011 4:30:38 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Holy fuck, that there is some weapons-grade crazy!

11/11/2011 5:22:25 AM

Zits

Percy Q. Shunn

Holy fuck, that there is some weapons-grade crazy!

No Percy, this shit's nuclear!

11/11/2011 6:56:34 AM

jsonitsac

Well at least we have a CTer going on about birth certificates and NOT mentioning President Obama's.

11/11/2011 6:58:46 AM

Doubting Thomas

The Pope can abolish any law in the United States.

Funny how he is having a hard time getting abortion banned...

As for the rest of it: "BLACK HELICOPTERS! CHEMTRAILS! THE U.N.! NEW WORLD ORDER! I'M HIDING IN MY BUNKER WITH MY AK-47 AND TINFOIL HAT!"

11/11/2011 7:44:26 AM

Mihangel apYrs

"Britain is owned by the Vatican. (Treaty of 1213)"

have ever heard of Henry VIII?

and little things called the reformation, and the dissolution of monasteries, and the Church of England?

11/11/2011 8:03:41 AM

nazani14

Big deal, I can sell you a fief in Fairyland, complete with exclusive license for cobweb mining.

11/11/2011 2:38:45 PM

Serenissima

There are no words to describe how silly and wrong this is.

11/12/2011 9:05:29 AM



Wait, if the Pope owns Britain, why is it that you can abort up to the 24th week?, care to explain?

11/12/2011 10:56:05 AM

Skyknight

I don't dare go on there, so for the hardier retinue...Where's CR ending the chain of ownership?

(Never mind that "Commercial Redemption" makes me wonder if we're looking at a degree of anarcho-capitalism that would make L. Neal Smith look like a mild socialist in comparison.)

11/12/2011 11:10:10 AM

Papabear

"it gets crazier from there, eg:"

Yes, this whole post is crazy and crazier, but then, it was compiled by a babbling nutter, so...

11/13/2011 10:28:21 AM

Colgate

Makes 'bat-shit crazy' an insult to bats.

11/14/2011 7:49:31 AM

BrianX

Skyknight:

It's sort of like trying to review a movie like The Human Centipede -- there's really no point in trying to figure out where it follows.

11/14/2011 5:51:22 PM
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