Raised by Horses
You see, the UFO is Bigfoot and vice versa. That's why it's so notoriously difficult to photograph.
11/15/2011 4:42:59 AM
Everybody is superior to you, dumbfuck.
11/15/2011 5:20:50 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
11/15/2011 5:35:13 AM
SO the entire scientific community is immediately disqualified because of crimes committed by officials at ONE university. Penn State also has ROTC so the entire military must be co-conspirators. They also have music so the RIAA must also be covering up Bigfoot and UFOs.
11/15/2011 6:14:33 AM
One college coach is a pedophile, therefore Bigfoot & aliens really exist!
you seen a UFO or Bigfoot
Thank you for reinforcing the stereotype that the people who see UFO's or Bigfoot are inbred backwards hicks.
11/15/2011 7:34:13 AM
I don't think that Mike here quite understands the nature of "accountability". The rapist was a football coach. If he was a scientist, what do you think the chances are he'd be protected in such a vile manner...?
Slim to none. 'Cause football is more important than EVERYTHING.
As it stands, this scandal has absolutely nothing at all to do with the scientific community.
11/15/2011 8:08:08 AM
There's a name for this fallacious reasoning. Is it argumentum ad hominem? Also, assuming that what happens in Penn State happens in all universities is the biggest leap of illogic I've come across in a while. You do realize that people with Ph.Ds are awarded those because they have learned abundantly about that topic. They don't just give them out for the hell of it. Do you honestly believe that any ignorant bumpkin could become a college professor with a doctorate, even if he knew nothing about anything, just if he was an atheist and denied the existence of UFOs and cryptids? I can't process this level of stupid...
11/15/2011 9:37:48 AM
@rizzo: sure you can! it's easy, too!
-5oz. lysergic acid
-1 lb pure cocaine (powdered)
-4tsp angel dust (pcp)
-1 quart energy drink (high caffeine and sugar content)
-1 quart vodka or other high proof alcohol
mix together, drink, then go huff paint for 6 hours.
see? easy to get the stupid
no need to thank me (or sue me, either)
11/15/2011 10:13:06 AM
Would-be Agent Mulder"Chemtrails are the gummint's attempt to cover up UFOs.They consist of homeopathic gasses big pharma provides from Bigfoot's farts!Bin Ladin ain't dead, he was just an escaped semi-shaved Bigfoot that the military recovered! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!"
Regular people:"What the hell?Get away from me you lunatic!"
Wannabe Mulder:"NUH-UH, you're a pedophile!!"
11/15/2011 10:38:12 AM
The leaps of logic would make Evel Knievel proud.
But they will come back and say "it is only the football players doing these things"
Actually, it was one coach (and a bunch of coaches and administrators covering it up), so no, they will not say that.
His job is to protect the perverts, all perverts whether on the football team or in the classrooms.
No, his job was to be the administrative head of the school. His moral failings were a personal decision, not part of his job description.
Honestly, this is making my head hurt. Child sexual abuse equals UFOs and Bigfoot? I guess the crazy see evidence in everything.
11/15/2011 12:05:56 PM
Is he even trying?
11/15/2011 12:55:22 PM
You are insane, stupid, and a liar if you've seen bigfoot or a UFO because apparently they only show themselves to idiots so they can "take a pictures".
11/15/2011 4:43:28 PM
My neighbor ran over a cat. Therefore Equestria really exists and I can easily physically go there. My neighbor's hiding a portal to Equestria, because he's a selfish bastard. I mean, he ran over a cat. He just can't be trusted when he wonders what the fuck I'm talking about when I confront him on it.
What? It's on par with the reasoning this dumbass is using.
11/15/2011 10:31:44 PM
Well, there are UFOs. Wouldn't be UFOs if we knew what they were though, so if you're certain they're alien craft then... you don't believe in UFOs. :p
As for Big Foot, yeah, he's my brother. Size 14 shoes, hairy as hell, appreciates nature. Real nice guy.
Penn State is garbage though, can't argue there. The evil history of that institution can't be disputed.
11/16/2011 12:45:50 AM
I wonder, if they are so common, why is it that only insane guys, and not respectable scientists, or even average joes have seen them.
11/19/2011 10:46:35 AM
The existence of one perverted coach, proves that Bigfoot and aliens exist? WTH?
11/19/2011 2:11:48 PM
Ad hom. cranked up to 11.
11/27/2011 5:14:19 AM