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I know I am a starseed because I have been "abducted" by my alien race (Nordics). I've breed hybrids for them and have met my children. I've seen my home planet a number of times - but I do not know the name of it. I always long for when I will see the planet and my children again.

I meet all of Walid's qualifications. However, I would like to add that I recently took a Meyers Briggs personality test and it indicated that I am an INFP. An INFP is a very laid back person that doesn't pay much attention to time, schedules, etc (all of the same qualifications that Walid lists).

While I value Walid's information, I wonder if there are more personality types that are Starseeds. Surely we are not all of the same? Isn't diversity what makes us so special?

peaceful_dreamer, Indigo Society 23 Comments [11/18/2011 10:45:51 AM]
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#1349953
Greater Good

Either an aspiring novelist or someone who mixed the wrong drugs.

11/18/2011 12:12:20 PM
#1349965
Doubting Thomas

I recently took a Meyers Briggs personality test and it indicated that I am an INFP.

Yes, an Insane Nutjob Fruitcake Psychotic.

11/18/2011 12:23:46 PM
#1349997
Mad_Jester

I seeeeee, I see.

Don't suppose any of these, er, "abductions" took place about a half-hour after eating some bitter mushrooms out in the woods, did they?

11/18/2011 1:26:18 PM
#1350005
Bollox

He said, acidly.

11/18/2011 1:42:24 PM
#1350006
anevilmeme

"I know I am a starseed because...."

Because Outsider ships are following you?

11/18/2011 1:43:07 PM
#1350062
Brendan Rizzo

The Meyers-Briggs personality test is utter crap, you know that, right? It amazes me that they still use it after all this time...

As for your claims of being abducted by aliens in order to hybridize with humans (why?!) this goes against all biological fact. If the aliens are mating with random rubes, then why have they not made their existence public yet? It doesn't add up at all.

11/18/2011 3:01:31 PM
#1350068
aaa

Just another boring as hell person making up a story. Nothing special.

11/18/2011 3:24:28 PM
#1350078
Comrade Potatovich

@Brendan - It's because human-sexing is the alien equivalent of tying your partner to the bed and spanking her with a paddle covered in glue and sawdust.They'd DIE if word gets out about this in Alienistan.

11/18/2011 3:42:07 PM
#1350087
Meishayuri

Oh boy. Another abductee.

Walid means "boy" in Arabic. Just found that an interesting name.

11/18/2011 4:04:19 PM
#1350095
Raised by Horses

"I know I am a starseed.."

It sounds better when sung by David Bowie.

11/18/2011 4:30:19 PM
#1350123
Percy Q. Shunn


11/18/2011 9:14:57 PM
#1350279


Aliens are nordics.............and probably a Alexander Skargard look alike.

11/19/2011 10:48:49 AM
#1350369
MuffinOfFun

I just like to imagine that the "Nordics" he's referring to are actually just the Nords from Skyrim.

11/19/2011 7:05:24 PM
#1350505
\m/>_<\m/

yeah, i'm gonna give you a thumbs up, and tell you to keep living the dream... over there, please.

at least not a violent crazy

11/20/2011 11:02:34 AM
#1350523
Mr Blur

That's right, you're "Special".

11/20/2011 12:23:40 PM
#1350580
Noneofyourbusiness

And you know why you keep ending up back on Earth? Because that's where you really, when your delusions are taking place.

11/20/2011 11:30:33 PM
#1350815
Canama

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=034.gif

This is you.

11/21/2011 10:55:52 AM
#1350827
Ryushikaze

@MuffinOfFun

I assume she means a Swede, Icelander, Dane, Norwegian, and Finn all enter the country illegally, take her back to Scandinavia.

Viola, Nordic Alien Abduction.

11/21/2011 11:34:03 AM
#1350880
werewolf

The Nords live in Skyrim. A PC or an XBox is required for a visit.

11/21/2011 2:16:49 PM
#1350882


Wow. Granted this kind of crazy is harmless compared to most of the freaks who wind up here.

11/21/2011 2:18:28 PM
#1350932
Giardano Bruno

Given the level of shared genetics, you are much more likely to produce healthy offspring by mating with a geranium than with an alien.

11/21/2011 5:35:37 PM
#1352895
v200

Suuuuuuuuuure... (Jerry get the tranquilizers!)

11/28/2011 2:12:33 PM
#1438548


So you were abducted by vikings?

8/24/2012 12:22:13 AM
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