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I know I am a starseed because I have been "abducted" by my alien race (Nordics). I've breed hybrids for them and have met my children. I've seen my home planet a number of times - but I do not know the name of it. I always long for when I will see the planet and my children again.

I meet all of Walid's qualifications. However, I would like to add that I recently took a Meyers Briggs personality test and it indicated that I am an INFP. An INFP is a very laid back person that doesn't pay much attention to time, schedules, etc (all of the same qualifications that Walid lists).

While I value Walid's information, I wonder if there are more personality types that are Starseeds. Surely we are not all of the same? Isn't diversity what makes us so special?

peaceful_dreamer, Indigo Society 23 Comments [11/18/2011 10:45:51 AM]
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Greater Good

Either an aspiring novelist or someone who mixed the wrong drugs.

11/18/2011 12:12:20 PM

Doubting Thomas

I recently took a Meyers Briggs personality test and it indicated that I am an INFP.

Yes, an Insane Nutjob Fruitcake Psychotic.

11/18/2011 12:23:46 PM

Mad_Jester

I seeeeee, I see.

Don't suppose any of these, er, "abductions" took place about a half-hour after eating some bitter mushrooms out in the woods, did they?

11/18/2011 1:26:18 PM

Bollox

He said, acidly.

11/18/2011 1:42:24 PM

anevilmeme

"I know I am a starseed because...."

Because Outsider ships are following you?

11/18/2011 1:43:07 PM

Brendan Rizzo

The Meyers-Briggs personality test is utter crap, you know that, right? It amazes me that they still use it after all this time...

As for your claims of being abducted by aliens in order to hybridize with humans (why?!) this goes against all biological fact. If the aliens are mating with random rubes, then why have they not made their existence public yet? It doesn't add up at all.

11/18/2011 3:01:31 PM

aaa

Just another boring as hell person making up a story. Nothing special.

11/18/2011 3:24:28 PM

Comrade Potatovich

@Brendan - It's because human-sexing is the alien equivalent of tying your partner to the bed and spanking her with a paddle covered in glue and sawdust.They'd DIE if word gets out about this in Alienistan.

11/18/2011 3:42:07 PM

Meishayuri

Oh boy. Another abductee.

Walid means "boy" in Arabic. Just found that an interesting name.

11/18/2011 4:04:19 PM

Raised by Horses

"I know I am a starseed.."

It sounds better when sung by David Bowie.

11/18/2011 4:30:19 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


11/18/2011 9:14:57 PM



Aliens are nordics.............and probably a Alexander Skargard look alike.

11/19/2011 10:48:49 AM

MuffinOfFun

I just like to imagine that the "Nordics" he's referring to are actually just the Nords from Skyrim.

11/19/2011 7:05:24 PM

\m/>_<\m/

yeah, i'm gonna give you a thumbs up, and tell you to keep living the dream... over there, please.

at least not a violent crazy

11/20/2011 11:02:34 AM

Mr Blur

That's right, you're "Special".

11/20/2011 12:23:40 PM

Noneofyourbusiness

And you know why you keep ending up back on Earth? Because that's where you really, when your delusions are taking place.

11/20/2011 11:30:33 PM

Canama

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=034.gif

This is you.

11/21/2011 10:55:52 AM

Ryushikaze

@MuffinOfFun

I assume she means a Swede, Icelander, Dane, Norwegian, and Finn all enter the country illegally, take her back to Scandinavia.

Viola, Nordic Alien Abduction.

11/21/2011 11:34:03 AM

werewolf

The Nords live in Skyrim. A PC or an XBox is required for a visit.

11/21/2011 2:16:49 PM



Wow. Granted this kind of crazy is harmless compared to most of the freaks who wind up here.

11/21/2011 2:18:28 PM

Giardano Bruno

Given the level of shared genetics, you are much more likely to produce healthy offspring by mating with a geranium than with an alien.

11/21/2011 5:35:37 PM

v200

Suuuuuuuuuure... (Jerry get the tranquilizers!)

11/28/2011 2:12:33 PM



So you were abducted by vikings?

8/24/2012 12:22:13 AM
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