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Yes we Terraformed it ourselves in the process of our Human-Mankind colonisation procedure when we Human Colonists and our most ancient most technologically advance colony Ships and colony fleet of Human inhabited ships and spacecrafts came here. Both you, I and eveybody on this old colony planet called "Terra Colony" of Earth "Sol-Terra Nova Colony Outpost" we our great human family created two great powerfull Sol-Terra Nova Colony colony Cities called Lemuria and Atlantis we Humans built them and lived in them.

brandonkeys@live.com, Indigo Society 26 Comments [11/22/2011 6:33:52 AM]
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sandchigger

Battlestar Galactica was not a documentary.

11/22/2011 6:38:46 AM

nutbunny

I wanna be where the poster's at.

It sounds fantastical and magical.

Much better than living in reality what with all the crime, cash issues and laggy Skyrim

11/22/2011 7:20:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

Or, we could have just evolved from lower primates as the evidence suggests. Interesting how early earth inhabitants had the technology to build spaceships, but when they came here all they had was sticks & stones.

11/22/2011 7:21:44 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Since he is speaking in the first person I will assume that he is being sarcastic.

If he is not, then I will interpret his name as "Bran Donkeys" instead of "Brandon Keys". I do not wish to share even a variation of my first name with someone that idiotic.

11/22/2011 8:49:51 AM

Bollox

Bran Donkeys? Ass.

11/22/2011 9:01:03 AM

Nicole

He's not being sarcastic. If you read through his posts you can see he's nuttier than a fruitcake.

11/22/2011 9:27:18 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Bran Donkeys! Reminds me of seeing a username once of a guy who wanted to let the world know he was "God's Punk"...but I was left reading something else into it.

11/22/2011 10:04:07 AM

\m/>_<\m/

dude... pass the good stuff around, i could use a good bit of relaxation!

11/22/2011 11:45:01 AM



And then we immediately decided that our interplanetary empire was just too damn awesome, so we forgot all of our technology and science except for paleolithic level stuff.

11/22/2011 11:45:34 AM

fromdownunder

Were you a telephone sanitiser or a hairdresser?

Norm

11/22/2011 1:07:55 PM

Thrutch

Any civilization that can build interstellar colony spaceships and indulge in terraforming (with a bit of light genetic engineering on the side) will not have the slightest interest in piddling little planets like ours; they will be building their own habitats where there is plenty of raw material - like in the Oort cloud

11/22/2011 1:50:08 PM

Meishayuri

Xenu would be so proud...

11/22/2011 2:04:22 PM

Skyknight

..."Called" Lemuria? Sorry to tell you this, but the theorizers of Lemuria gave it THAT name because they were trying to work out where Madagascar's lemurs came from. No reason to believe any denizens it might have had would have called it Lemuria.

11/22/2011 2:35:42 PM

aaa

What is with conspiracy theorists and their poorly written pieces of sci-fi?

11/22/2011 2:46:51 PM

Zagen30

@sandchigger: I had the same exact thought!

11/22/2011 3:01:55 PM

Joe Mama

If they came here in space ships millions of years ago, why haven't archaeologists discovered these ancient space ships? And why did ancient man have such primitive tools if they were so advanced? Also, why all the fascination with Atlantis among crazy woo believers?

11/22/2011 3:09:06 PM

Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina

"Terraformed"?

Don't get me wrong, I love "Firefly" as much as the next nerd, but don't you think you're taking it a bit too seriously?

11/22/2011 3:29:26 PM

J. James

I'll take the opportunity to dredge up that tired old question: Where. Is. The motherFUCKING EVIDENCE!?!?

Conspiracy websites have gotten so, so goddamn lazy nowadays. I can hardly remember a time when a thread on ATS or something opened up with a hilarious assertion, backed up by laughably wrong "facts". Now, it's just a crisis-laden thread name like "OMG invisible chemtrail space Zeppelins from Atlantis are destroying America with Communist mind-control!! THE SHOCKING PROOF!!!" and then links to a thread with a short parroting of the topic, and invariably a link to a YouTube video. Always with the FUCKING YouTube videos. No one watches them because they KNOW they're horrible. Then they just talk about the topic with absolutely no basis whatsoever, depending on how it may or may not fit into their little fanfiction worlds.

It's just so damn sneaky. When the "argument" is in video format, not only is NO ONE going to watch the whole thing, it cannot be directly quoted claim-by-claim because the typhoon of bullshit is constantly replacing itself with something even more egregious all the way 'till the end.

All right, rant over. Donkeys, thank you for your intellectual honesty. But that's still complete and utter horseshit.

11/22/2011 8:12:46 PM

Mech610

@Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina

You do know that theoretically, terraforming a planet is possible right? Not with our current technology but the idea makes sense.

That is by far not the craziest thing this fruitcake is saying.

11/22/2011 11:22:43 PM

Raised by Horses

"Human-Mankind"?

Your sci-fi plot generator needs more work.

11/22/2011 11:38:56 PM

Comrade Potatovich

I hate it when sci-fi enthusiasts use dog Latin for supposedly super ancient shit.If you want to predate history, don't use a language that's not that much older than Christianity.

11/23/2011 1:54:24 AM

Grimsoncrow

Yeah, but just you wait till those pissed- off Helghan colonists come back with a vengeance!

11/23/2011 3:03:16 AM

Unbeliever

Well, technically, we did terraform our planet. Crimean peninsula - former swamp with malaria-carrying mosquitoes - was drained. Similarly, Europe was covered with forest - not anymore (although that's probably not an intentional effort of terraforming).

11/23/2011 8:03:32 AM

Karana

HOLY run-on sentences Batman!

11/23/2011 4:59:12 PM



And why doing it all, in the first place?

11/26/2011 11:28:50 AM
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