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Adam and Eve were Christians. They got married.

That Jesus Freak, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [11/24/2011 7:14:39 PM]
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#1351661

Huh

Who then celebrated the marriage?

11/24/2011 7:15:36 PM

#1351663

Ian1732

Holy shit, 8 words? That's like the shortest quote I've ever seen.

11/24/2011 7:19:44 PM

#1351667

Skyknight

Huh: The conceit is probably that God/Jesus was the formalizer.

Now, I'd like to know how they could be Christians when there was no Christ to follow. Perhaps TJF thinks Micah, Jeremiah, etc. were Christians, not Jews, just because of the idea that they were trumpeting Jesus's eventual arrival?

11/24/2011 7:24:52 PM

#1351671

Brandy Bogard

This sounds like something you would see on Casualmalexlfan's tumblr....

11/24/2011 7:30:06 PM

#1351674

Brendan Rizzo

So all married people are Christians? Even those dastardly Muslims?

11/24/2011 7:31:55 PM

#1351678

checkmate

They got married.

Let me guess: they did the Las Vegas weekend drive-thru chapel special with an overweight fake Elvis and lots of glitter. Right?

Well, I hope they did it in the summer time. Standing around in fig leaves in the cold may make Eve look kinda sexy, but Adam loses out.

Where did they go on the honeymoon? To some real paradise? (haha)

11/24/2011 7:36:18 PM

#1351680

Big Jilm

Time-travelling Adam and Eve -gotta love it!

And they never got married, according to the Bible. Stop pulling shit out of your ass.

11/24/2011 7:46:35 PM

#1351681

Yahoo! Answers. Need anyone say more?

11/24/2011 7:54:57 PM

#1351686

ShadowNet

Who officiated the marriage? By what authority where they married by?
Does it even matter that a Christ didn't even exist at that point or was even considered?

11/24/2011 8:11:26 PM

#1351687

SpukiKitty

Obvious. Troll is obvious.

11/24/2011 8:11:31 PM

#1351699

The_L

So much fail in so few words...

11/24/2011 8:50:03 PM

#1351709

Mudak

Did they have a choice?

11/24/2011 8:59:59 PM

#1351717

Michael

Setting aside the hilarity that is your stupid belief in an old Hebrew fairy tale, you're wrong even in the context of the laws of your fictional universe, in which Adam and Eve supposedly existed several thousand years BEFORE the birth and ministry of the character of Jesus. If you're going to believe nonsense, make it coherent nonsense.

11/24/2011 9:18:55 PM

#1351718

DevilsChaplain

Ah, Pre-Christian Christians. Gotcha. Well, I'm gonna go drink this quote off...

11/24/2011 9:20:36 PM

#1351726

aaa

I find it quite interesting how little you really know about the scripture of your religion.

11/24/2011 9:59:11 PM

#1351727

TheJebusFire

I hope you're trolling.

11/24/2011 10:03:28 PM

#1351745

Philbert McAdamia

What about the pre-Adamites? Were they Christians, too, or were they not ever married? And the first pair of one-celled life forms - Christian?
Well, God, Himself, is one, isn't He? I mean three.

11/24/2011 11:45:52 PM

#1351748

Mike K.

How could they be Christian if Jesus didn't come until much later (according to the Bible).

11/25/2011 12:00:14 AM

#1351749

rebel

They were Christians before Christ entered the scene?
Riiiight!

11/25/2011 12:04:29 AM

#1351766

moose

Who officiated the ceremony? Who was the best man? And I guess it means it is OK to marry into incest. I mean.....eve was related to adam as a close blood relative.....

11/25/2011 12:46:03 AM

#1351783

OhJohnNo

11/25/2011 1:27:16 AM

#1351793

Cute. :)

Anyone who is offended by this is a moron and probably deranged.

11/25/2011 2:50:57 AM

#1351797

lonemind

I refuse to accept that this is not a Poe. There's absolutely no way anyone, even a fundy xtian, can be this damn stupid. It's impossible.

11/25/2011 3:01:23 AM

#1351801

Dan Onymous

You should mention that to someone - they completely forgot to say anything about them being married in the Bible.

11/25/2011 3:51:22 AM

#1351802

Raised by Horses

"Adam and Eve were Christians. They got married.."

...said the young girl, pressing her dollies closer together, making nauseating kissing noises as she did.

11/25/2011 4:02:35 AM

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