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Buddy Baker's most recent vision ...

"November 24, 2011 Thursday 9:45 pm, while I was in the shower the moment I closed my eyes I see multitudes of angels in white robes everywhere and I hear the Lord say 'MY ANGELS ARE STANDING READY' end."



Buddy Baker, End Times Prophecy website 66 Comments [11/28/2011 4:11:34 AM]
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Beeblebrox

...the moment I closed my eyes I see multitudes of angels in white robes everywhere and I hear the Lord say 'MY ANGELS ARE STANDING READY'...

Sometimes I hear and see things too but I'm bipolar.

11/28/2011 4:22:58 AM

WWWWolf

Oh yeah? I was in the shower this morning and realised that Water and Soap are both part of this great thing we call the existence. Nature hath brought us Water; Science hath brought us Soap. Such is the nature of the civilisation's relationship with its environment.

...or something like that.

11/28/2011 4:31:22 AM

Thrutch

Those were not angels, they were medical professionals.

11/28/2011 4:32:54 AM

Godless heathen

Buddy Baker needs professional help.

11/28/2011 4:40:37 AM

atheist

Hey guys, it's his soap and his dick and he can wash it as fast as he wants to.

11/28/2011 4:51:12 AM

Meishayuri

I was in the shower and closed my eyes. Suddenly, soap dripped into them and they were burning. I cried out "Jesus, Jesus!" and no one came except my cat.

11/28/2011 4:52:22 AM

whatever

You weren't in the shower. Stay calm, Buddy, they are nice, kind, helpful professionals. Let them escort you to your room...

11/28/2011 4:53:27 AM

shykid

"angels in white robes" "men in white coats"

Same difference.

11/28/2011 5:06:24 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

So, what happened after that?

11/28/2011 5:13:02 AM

TZL

This is a pretty good introduction for a review in Which Brothel.

11/28/2011 5:40:23 AM

Doperwtje

This Lord guy sounds a lot like my Mom, she only seems to call when i'm in the shower too....

11/28/2011 5:45:18 AM

Agahnim

I suggest seen your local psychiatrist. Something isn't right in your body's attic.

11/28/2011 5:51:50 AM

Mister Spak

Then he regained conciousness after his slip and fall.

11/28/2011 6:13:41 AM

Dharmabum

... so, angels watch you shower? Creepy.

11/28/2011 6:17:29 AM

Swede

Sounds like you forgot to take your epilepsy medicine.
I hear weird voices when I forget my medicine.
The difference between me and you, Buddy, is that I know they're hallucinations.

11/28/2011 6:23:51 AM

sandchigger

I was going to make a joke about "Buddy Baker" sounding like a made-up comic book name. Then I remembered that it is, Buddy Baker is DC comics Animal Man. And the craziest that book ever got was nowhere *near* this level of batshittery.

11/28/2011 6:37:54 AM

David B.

What? It's the end of the world again?!

Sheesh! The world has ended so many times these past few years I'm kind of coming down with "armageddon fatigue".

Seriously, NASA could announce they've spotted an asteroid on a collision course with Earth and I'd be like "Asteroid, pfft! If it ain't a rogue planet or stellar core I ain't trembling!"

11/28/2011 6:40:31 AM

Thinking Allowed

So one night I as I closed my eyes to drift off to sleep, a good friend of mine was playing his guitar in my bed. Which is more likely, he was there, or my mind was racing off with me?

11/28/2011 6:41:28 AM

dionysus

while I was in the shower the moment I closed my eyes I see multitudes of angels in white robes everywhere and I hear the Lord say 'MY ANGELS ARE STANDING READY'

I too see a place that looks like heaven when I finish masturbating in the shower.

11/28/2011 6:46:07 AM

Doctor Whom

And operators are standing by.

11/28/2011 7:04:27 AM

Doubting Thomas

If God wanted to send you a message, couldn't he wait until you were out of the shower?

Some of these ultra-religious crazy people see that every time they close their eyes, so this is nothing special.

11/28/2011 7:07:42 AM



um, standing ready to do WHAT exactly ?
at least the andels were clothed.


11/28/2011 8:00:59 AM

cdcdrr

So God's posse are prison rapists? I'm not surprised, actually.

11/28/2011 8:51:56 AM

crapper

I was on the toilet the other day and did a big #2. Right after that it smelled unpleasant in the room. IT WAS THE DEVIL! Satan had appeared. I could smell him. I opened the window and a few minutes later Satan had left and taken his stench with him.

That you Jesus. Thou hast delivered me once again from Satan's claws. Amen.


11/28/2011 8:52:00 AM

storymoron

I doubt the angels were the only thing STANDING READY.

11/28/2011 8:58:51 AM
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