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Atheist: do you not give birth after your own kind?

Long before satan fed you evolution God said: "Let the earth bring forth the living creature according to it's kind" (Genesis 1:24)

Dogs do not give birth to roaches.
man do not give birth to monkeys.
shameless liars are we not reproducing after our own kind.

Andy 11-11, AnswerBag 79 Comments [12/3/2011 4:49:13 AM]
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solomongrundy

As dogs giving birth to roaches would blow the theory of evolution out of the water it's a good thing they don't.

12/3/2011 4:52:34 AM

rw23

> are we not reproducing after our own kind

Yes, but with several minor differences, visible or not. That's why you don't look identical to either of your parents. Give it a million years and those differences build up.

12/3/2011 5:11:28 AM

snowjohnson

"shameless liars", are you talking about hovind?

12/3/2011 5:13:59 AM

rubber chicken

Define "kind", fuckwit.

12/3/2011 5:23:33 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


12/3/2011 5:24:59 AM

Mudak

Isn't the bible the same book that said that whales are fish and that bars are birds?

12/3/2011 5:38:52 AM

Bad Wolf

Rednecks still give birth to idiots, i guess you win after all.

12/3/2011 5:57:17 AM

Brendan Rizzo

And shameless liars continue to use the same straw man argument no matter how many times it is refuted.

12/3/2011 6:43:37 AM

Ken

Evolution is much more gradual than that.

We do give birth to apes, though.

12/3/2011 6:56:00 AM

D Laurier

"Atheist: do you not give birth after your own kind?"
As a male, I do not give birth at all.

Nobody ever fed me evolution. Evolution is not a thing, it is a process. An observable and widely documented process that has been the foundation of our economy for over 10,000 years.


12/3/2011 7:00:59 AM

Dr.Shrinker

The answer is "yes." All people are born atheists. It is only when people come into contact with irrational, superstitious crackpots like you that problems start to occur.

12/3/2011 7:12:52 AM



Constructing a strawman argument is pretty shameless lying Andy.

12/3/2011 7:19:03 AM



And ignorant, undeducated people who think that evolution says monkeys gave spontaneous birth to humans apparently keep producing their own kind also.

12/3/2011 7:38:07 AM

Gawd


If a (wo)man gave birth to a monkey, it would be devastating to evolutionary theory and it would be abandoned on the spot. (solomongrundy got it)

12/3/2011 7:54:15 AM

\m/>_<\m/

"man do not give birth to monkeys."

i beg to differ! [/ad hominem for the lulz]

also,

"shameless liars are we not reproducing after our own kind."

wut does that mean? o_0

12/3/2011 8:06:12 AM

Horsefeathers

"Atheist: do you not give birth after your own kind?"

Please stop talking like a King James knockoff.

"Long before satan fed you evolution God said: "Let the earth bring forth the living creature according to it's kind" (Genesis 1:24)"

Yes. And?

"Dogs do not give birth to roaches."

Obviously. That would just be silly.

"man do not give birth to monkeys."

No, but we do give birth to apes.

"shameless liars are we not reproducing after our own kind."

Yes. We are. Now, what was the point of all of this exactly?

12/3/2011 8:17:03 AM



I think I'm going to become a science teacher to fix stuff like this.

12/3/2011 8:25:58 AM

clockworkgirl21

If something gave birth to another species, it would disprove evolution.

The answer is "yes." All people are born atheists.

What? No. We'll all born with no idea what the fuck religion is. That isn't atheism.

12/3/2011 8:44:21 AM

Jessica

Andy, Andy mate.
Just stop for a minute the Christian fundamentalist ride you are on. Remove the Bible glasses. Your God won't punish you for it, He knows you're human and fallible. And read, just read, what you have written.
Use your God-given reason.
Can you see now how silly it is?
Because it just does not, in any manner, shape or form describe Darwinian evolution by natural selection.
It's women who give birth to apes, because we are primates, apes, by the way.

12/3/2011 8:47:50 AM

Robespierre

Not exactly, since babies are not clones. Mutations, while rare, can and do happen. Those that make it more likely to be passed on are, by definition, more likely to be passed on, and therefore to become more prevalent in future generations.

The first statement is a known fact, the last is a tautology. Next question.

12/3/2011 8:52:03 AM

Dr.Shrinker

@ clockworkgirl21

A- "without"

theism -"Deity or deities"

I stand by my assertion: people are born atheists.

12/3/2011 9:13:05 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Atheist: do you not give birth after your own kind?

Sure, we have atheist kids of our own. Christians, on the other hand, don't give birth to Christian kids - Christianity has to be induced.

Oh, did you mean something else?

12/3/2011 9:16:12 AM

Flah

A man giving birth would definitely wind up in the newspapers. A man giving birth to a monkey...

12/3/2011 9:26:22 AM

myheadhurts

IDK your Mama may have given birth to a monkey.

12/3/2011 9:28:00 AM

Alencon

Ignorance is bliss isn't it? If any of those things were to happen, the Theory of Evolution would be falsified and collapse.

12/3/2011 9:49:58 AM
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