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Johnny Depp's Christmas song has landed him in a whole heap of trouble with a number of religious groups, it has been reported.

The 'Rum Diary' star has teamed up with Babybird to record 'Jesus Stag Night Club' - a song about about a drunken, joy-riding Jesus look-alike who gets his kicks at lap-dancing clubs - and had hoped that it could rival The X-Factor for a Christmas number one.

Lee Douglas, spokesman for the religious pressure group The Christian Coalition, told the Daily Star: "I'm sure he thinks he's being very funny but he's simply a disgrace.

"One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth."

A spokesman of the Focus on the Family campaign group said the song was "appalling", adding: "We are sickened by Mr Depp's behaviour. Why did he need to record this song?

"It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world."

Lee Douglas, Focus on the Family 90 Comments [12/8/2011 4:00:56 AM]
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Sweet Fancy Moses

It's called humor. Get some.

12/8/2011 4:04:47 AM

Wyzard

Lee Douglas, spokesman for the religious pressure group The Christian Coalition...

Ah, a little truth at last.

"One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth."

And the voice in your head told you this? Sweet xian love

A spokesman of the Focus on the Family campaign group said the song was "appalling", adding: "We are sickened by Mr Depp's behaviour. Why did he need to record this song?

"It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world."


It is called humor. Also, did you read a drunken, joy-riding Jesus look-alike this? It isn't about your gawd.

Even if it were - so what? Someone doesn't believe in your cult. Boo-frickin-hoo.

Tell me - how many muslim/jew/hindu cartoons or jokes have YOU laughed at?

12/8/2011 4:23:14 AM

Orion

But when Muslims complain about a cartoon they're just being irrationally sensitive aren't they?

12/8/2011 4:52:01 AM

KittyKaboom

One more reason to love Johnny Depp. As if I needed one.

12/8/2011 4:54:45 AM

Swede

I didn't even know he had recorded a song.

There are more pressing issues to get het up about, dearie. Like children starving to death before the age of five, like children being molested by church officials, like diseases and wars and dictators. Ya know; things that actually harms or kills human beings. Getting worked up about a song is rather pathetic, don't you think?

12/8/2011 5:01:01 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Johnny Depp is one of the coolest motherfuckers to ever walk the Earth. Now, he is that much cooler.

12/8/2011 5:05:10 AM

Jesus Klingon

I just had my morning coffee, and I could have had it with some yummy tears. Missed opportunity.

12/8/2011 5:24:56 AM

Matante

All Christians in the world?
No. Most Christians in the world don't speak English and won't hear about this.
Most of the rest will ignore it as it's just one more silly Christmas record.
Most of the rest will think it's funny. A couple will think they've seen better, but meh, you don't buy a Christmas record expecting gold.
And that leaves YOU, alone, crying in your corner.

12/8/2011 5:31:23 AM

Code Monkey

It's always "burn in hell" with you guys. Can't you just live and let live?

12/8/2011 5:31:58 AM

Kilroy (was here)

Cooooooooooooooooool

12/8/2011 5:57:57 AM

WWWWolf

> religious pressure group

Finally a honest description.

12/8/2011 6:15:02 AM

Mihangel apYrs

"It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world."

"If they had but one throat, I'd cut it"

12/8/2011 6:18:19 AM

Arctic Knight

"One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth."

You might believe that, but your threats of torture are much more offensive than Depp's song.

12/8/2011 6:22:11 AM



I love Johnny even more now

12/8/2011 6:34:51 AM

From the frozen north, Death cometh

A spokesman of the Focus on the Family campaign group said the song was "appalling", adding: "We are sickened by Mr Depp's behaviour. Why did he need to record this song?

"It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world."


I can't speak for MR. Depp here, but I think you might have answered your own question. Or at least if I were to do something like this, it would be (in addition of enjoying making it), to show other people how silly you look when you get all bent out of shape for something so insignificant.

12/8/2011 6:39:22 AM



They're going to burn in Hell for writing a song about a guy who looks like Jesus going to lap dancing clubs? It doesn't take much to be consigned to an eternity of torture does it?

12/8/2011 6:49:19 AM

LAchlan

Well, if "One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth." you can shut the fuck up about it for now.

12/8/2011 6:53:06 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh come on. This is hardly the first darkly-humorous Christmas song. Besides, the description says that the main character isn't Jesus, but just someone who looks like Jesus, so not even you fundies have any reason to complain. Why do you never actually read/listen to/watch the stuff you complain about?

12/8/2011 6:58:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

"One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth."

How do you know God doesn't have a sense of humor? Why does he always have to be as humorless and fun-hating as his followers?

"It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world."

Maybe Christians need to be slapped in the face to have some sense knocked into them. Maybe eventually they'll realize that they're not the only people with rights.

12/8/2011 7:01:10 AM

Anky

Maybe Jesus thinks it's funny.

12/8/2011 7:01:59 AM



Meh. American nutjobs get angry at American actor singing with a British band over relatively crappy song. Insert persecution complex and pathetic whining. Disable humour and sense of perspective aspects. Add foam to edge of mouth. Hyperventilation in 5...4...3...2...1...

Grow up. You people are, like it or not, the result of 4 billion years of evolution. Fucking act like it.

12/8/2011 7:36:47 AM

Horsefeathers

"One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth."

Jesus forgives, remember jackass?

"A spokesman of the Focus on the Family campaign group said the song was "appalling", adding: "We are sickened by Mr Depp's behaviour. Why did he need to record this song?"

Probably to piss off people like you.

"It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world."

Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

Get over yourselves.

12/8/2011 7:39:43 AM

Argle Bargle

Of course, it's from Focus on the Fundie, a group with a sequoia-sized chip on their shoulders.

12/8/2011 7:47:02 AM

Meishayuri

Sweet! I'm all about slapping Christians all over the world in their face.

12/8/2011 8:03:22 AM

rubber chicken

I'm sure that Mr Depp will go home to his luxury house and his beautiful family and his huge piles of money and cry at your distress.

12/8/2011 8:34:47 AM
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