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#1355589
Bollox
So, I go and read Isaiah 66, and anybody, scholar or not, who thinks that passage is about the Jesus millennium is tripping. It's about sacrificing at the Jerusalem temple, and how if you do it right eventually everybody will be doing it, but if you don't keep kosher, you are buggered.
Do you keep kosher, New2Torah? No? OOOPS!!!
12/9/2011 5:11:33 AM
#1355591
Bollox
Also, a Google for "meaning of isaiah 66" gave 203,000 results. A cursory sampling revealed many different interpretations ...
12/9/2011 5:15:24 AM
#1355593
Percy Q. Shunn
12/9/2011 5:32:29 AM
#1355617
Brendan Rizzo
What.
12/9/2011 7:00:43 AM
#1355630
Meishayuri
Yeah, reaching pretty far into the bullshit cookie jar to come up with this, New2Torah.
12/9/2011 7:16:10 AM
#1355645
Doubting Thomas
Christians don't give a shit about prohibitions in the bible against eating pork anyway (or just about anything else in the bible they don't want to go along with), so who cares? Nor do most Christians even know what's in the bible.
12/9/2011 7:40:18 AM
#1355672
J. James
Aww, I think pigs are cute...
It's hard to imagine them as harbringers of the Antichrist.
12/9/2011 8:30:24 AM
#1355695
Comrade Potatovich
Nuttiah 3 23:40
"And lo, spake the Lord unto Jeremiah, the ATGCCGAATTAGAGGCCA is abominable, thou shalt not eat of its flesh"
12/9/2011 9:17:50 AM
#1355721
nazani14
Gene Transfer Between Species Is Surprisingly Common
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/03/070308220454.htm
Might want to learn about mitochondria, too.
12/9/2011 12:21:02 PM
#1355726
Too bad the bible is a bunch of bullshit you moron.
12/9/2011 12:53:11 PM
#1355733
dfmfundiesDoesn't this belong in FSTDT? I don't see a conspiracy theory here.
Enviropigs actually exist.
12/9/2011 1:22:10 PM
#1355752
fromdownunder
mmmmm.....bacon
Norm
12/9/2011 2:08:27 PM
#1355784
Raised by Horses@J.James
Indeed.
12/9/2011 8:05:03 PM
#1355804
DevilsChaplain
..........................what?
12/9/2011 11:53:08 PM
#1355816
Jockaira
Well...that does it! Here I was sitting down to a nice meal of pickled pigs' feet and tenderized mouseloin sauteed in Creemy Kraft's Velveeta Melt...Damn Kosher Regulations!
First it was no grasshoppers, but locusts Okay...like anyone can tell the difference without lifting their little tails and sniffing. Then it was prohibited to eat four-legged birds...Big Fucking Deal...I'm still trying to find one just to be perverse.
Now it's pigs and mice...I guess I'll just go back to my regular char-broiled Christian Crotchfruit...I'm so hungry I could eat Trigger, Scout, and Fury all at one sitting.
I guess I'll just mosey on down to the local Christian Day-Care Center for an appetizer.
12/10/2011 1:02:23 AM
#1355817
J. James
@Jockaira
Mmm, locusts. I hope you're hungry...
...because they got these things hopping around, crawling in your bed as you sleep. Breakfast in bed! And they come pre-stuffed with carrots!
12/10/2011 1:08:34 AM
#1355827
shykid
@Raised by Horses: AWWWWW
(...at the pig, anyway—that locust is just creepy as fuck.)
12/10/2011 3:36:13 AM
#1355847
For me, it's a chapter about sacrificing animals in the temple. And please, bacon is SO rampant in America, that you have been 150 years missing the point.
12/10/2011 4:58:32 AM
#1355856
Danarth
@J. James
That is a very..very large locust.
12/10/2011 5:43:21 AM
#1355860
aaa
This is just boring.
12/10/2011 6:26:16 AM
#1356133
Brendan Rizzo
@ J. James:
That's Photoshopped, right? I'm pretty sure insects aren't capable of getting that big...
12/10/2011 6:20:59 PM
#1356460
\m/>_<\m/
holy crap! you could feed a small family for three days on that sucker!
i understand now why a plague of locusts is a bad thing, too.
re: the post. new2torah the aptly-named!
12/11/2011 2:41:06 PM
#1356854
Zits
@#1356133
Brendan Rizzo
That's Photoshopped, right? I'm pretty sure insects aren't capable of getting that big...
No, that bugger ain't photoshopped, that thing is in El Natural. Not to worry. Its called a Giant Wetta, and very rare, found only on a tiny New Zealand Island.
http://www.inquisitr.com/164521/giant-weta-is-the-worlds-biggest-insect-eats-carrots-video/
12/12/2011 9:58:59 PM
#1358468
Vortex 13
But Isaiah doesn't say anyrhing about E. coli so I think we're safe.
12/16/2011 7:52:52 PM
#1362329
vaiyt
PIGS and MICE means pigs as well as mice.
No pork barbecue for you.
1/1/2012 10:20:55 AM
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