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Every Bible Scholar you find online and in textbooks will tell you plainly that Isaiah 66 is referring to the last days and what looks like the millennial reign of Jesus on the earth. This is undisputed amongst Bible scholars.

Introducing....The EnviroPig!

This is Canada's attempt at producing a pig that you can grow and take to market in less time and be friendlier with the environment by producing less waste products. The pigs produce less methane gas than normal swine.

They accomplish this amazing feat by mixing the PIG with MICE and E-coli Bacteria DNA. Isn't science great?

But wait...What does that last chapter of Isaiah say concerning the last days??

"For with fire and with his sword the LORD will execute judgment upon all men, and many will be those slain by the LORD, those who consecrate and purify themselves to go into the gardens, following the one in the midst of those who eat the flesh of PIGS and MICE and other abominable things--they will meet their end together," declares the LORD."

OOPS!!!

New2Torah, Survivalist Boards 25 Comments [12/9/2011 4:35:37 AM]
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Bollox

So, I go and read Isaiah 66, and anybody, scholar or not, who thinks that passage is about the Jesus millennium is tripping. It's about sacrificing at the Jerusalem temple, and how if you do it right eventually everybody will be doing it, but if you don't keep kosher, you are buggered.

Do you keep kosher, New2Torah? No? OOOPS!!!

12/9/2011 5:11:33 AM

Bollox

Also, a Google for "meaning of isaiah 66" gave 203,000 results. A cursory sampling revealed many different interpretations ...

12/9/2011 5:15:24 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


12/9/2011 5:32:29 AM

Brendan Rizzo

What.

12/9/2011 7:00:43 AM

Meishayuri

Yeah, reaching pretty far into the bullshit cookie jar to come up with this, New2Torah.

12/9/2011 7:16:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

Christians don't give a shit about prohibitions in the bible against eating pork anyway (or just about anything else in the bible they don't want to go along with), so who cares? Nor do most Christians even know what's in the bible.

12/9/2011 7:40:18 AM

J. James

Aww, I think pigs are cute...

It's hard to imagine them as harbringers of the Antichrist.

12/9/2011 8:30:24 AM

Comrade Potatovich

Nuttiah 3 23:40
"And lo, spake the Lord unto Jeremiah, the ATGCCGAATTAGAGGCCA is abominable, thou shalt not eat of its flesh"

12/9/2011 9:17:50 AM

nazani14

Gene Transfer Between Species Is Surprisingly Common
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/03/070308220454.htm

Might want to learn about mitochondria, too.

12/9/2011 12:21:02 PM



Too bad the bible is a bunch of bullshit you moron.

12/9/2011 12:53:11 PM

dfmfundies

Doesn't this belong in FSTDT? I don't see a conspiracy theory here. Enviropigs actually exist.

12/9/2011 1:22:10 PM

fromdownunder

mmmmm.....bacon

Norm

12/9/2011 2:08:27 PM

Raised by Horses

@J.James

Indeed.


12/9/2011 8:05:03 PM

DevilsChaplain

..........................what?

12/9/2011 11:53:08 PM

Jockaira

Well...that does it! Here I was sitting down to a nice meal of pickled pigs' feet and tenderized mouseloin sauteed in Creemy Kraft's Velveeta Melt...Damn Kosher Regulations!

First it was no grasshoppers, but locusts Okay...like anyone can tell the difference without lifting their little tails and sniffing. Then it was prohibited to eat four-legged birds...Big Fucking Deal...I'm still trying to find one just to be perverse.

Now it's pigs and mice...I guess I'll just go back to my regular char-broiled Christian Crotchfruit...I'm so hungry I could eat Trigger, Scout, and Fury all at one sitting.

I guess I'll just mosey on down to the local Christian Day-Care Center for an appetizer.

12/10/2011 1:02:23 AM

J. James

@Jockaira

Mmm, locusts. I hope you're hungry...



...because they got these things hopping around, crawling in your bed as you sleep. Breakfast in bed! And they come pre-stuffed with carrots!

12/10/2011 1:08:34 AM

shykid

@Raised by Horses: AWWWWW

[size=10](...at the pig, anyway—that locust is just creepy as fuck.)[/size]

12/10/2011 3:36:13 AM



For me, it's a chapter about sacrificing animals in the temple. And please, bacon is SO rampant in America, that you have been 150 years missing the point.

12/10/2011 4:58:32 AM

Danarth

@J. James

That is a very..very large locust.

12/10/2011 5:43:21 AM

aaa

This is just boring.

12/10/2011 6:26:16 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ J. James:

That's Photoshopped, right? I'm pretty sure insects aren't capable of getting that big...

12/10/2011 6:20:59 PM

\m/>_<\m/

holy crap! you could feed a small family for three days on that sucker!
i understand now why a plague of locusts is a bad thing, too.

re: the post. new2torah the aptly-named!

12/11/2011 2:41:06 PM

Zits

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Brendan Rizzo

That's Photoshopped, right? I'm pretty sure insects aren't capable of getting that big...

No, that bugger ain't photoshopped, that thing is in El Natural. Not to worry. Its called a Giant Wetta, and very rare, found only on a tiny New Zealand Island.

http://www.inquisitr.com/164521/giant-weta-is-the-worlds-biggest-insect-eats-carrots-video/

12/12/2011 9:58:59 PM

Vortex 13

But Isaiah doesn't say anyrhing about E. coli so I think we're safe.

12/16/2011 7:52:52 PM

vaiyt

PIGS and MICE means pigs as well as mice.

No pork barbecue for you.

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