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The power to debate, convince, communicate, cajole, move others, influence friends and enemies...is a powerful thing. Note your current president, who sits in that chair today due far more to his ability to do those things, than his ability to lead effectively. You might even think of Hitler in this same regard, who at least and in addition, could lead.

Atheists have no God, no ears to hear, no eyes to see, no heart to touch, no normally functioning intellect, in fact, are obviously flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies, and should be seen as objects of abject pity, rather than targets of debate. They are living nothings...but could be seen as walking opportunities on which to practice your skills of rhetoric, debate and command of the language.

On the other hand, heretics, sectists and cultists, catholics and baptists and other religious types obviously have at least a tacit or latent acknowledgement of a god of some sort, and are generally much more accepting of correction, rebuke, direction, exhortation and a good dose of truth, at least, ever now and again.

I have no need of practice, and thus, have no truck with atheists. But with religious folks, there is at least the possibility of profitable debate, discussion, even argument[.]

Parson Julabee Jones, Survivalist Boards 84 Comments [12/9/2011 4:36:07 AM]
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JonnyTruant

You really think you have it all nailed down, don't you.

12/9/2011 4:39:41 AM

Pup

What?

12/9/2011 4:40:11 AM

Bollox

Got pwned by too many atheists, Julabee?

Also ... BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!

12/9/2011 5:01:43 AM

Robespierre

Oh, don't leave us please! Chritian rethorical skills are very amusing.

12/9/2011 5:03:27 AM

farpadokly

Translation: I have lost in every single debate I have had with atheists, so I'm not going to talk to them any more. I'm going to sulk, and only play with the theistic boys and girls. That'll show them.

12/9/2011 5:10:41 AM

Serenissima

"obviously flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies"

We have the makings of an awesome comic book story right here.

12/9/2011 5:35:59 AM

atheist

I wouldn't debate with a moron that can't spell "jubilee" correctly.


12/9/2011 5:37:25 AM

Dharmabum

When Cthulhu comes, I hope he eats Parson Julabee Jones first.

12/9/2011 5:38:00 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


12/9/2011 5:49:42 AM

From the frozen north, Death cometh

Condescension, demonisation, ignorance and bloated self-confidence are all sure signs of a master in the art of rhetoric.

12/9/2011 5:56:17 AM

whatever

Last flappings (and fappings) of a dying and redundant relic, part 273758756.

12/9/2011 6:05:57 AM

Atheissimo

'Atheists have no God, no ears to hear, no eyes to see, no heart to touch, no normally functioning intellect, in fact, are obviously flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies, and should be seen as objects of abject pity, rather than targets of debate. They are living nothings...but could be seen as walking opportunities on which to practice your skills of rhetoric, debate and command of the language.'

Ah, de-humanising your opponents. That old chestnut. Now who was it that used to do that in order to make his public less averse to persecuting, harassing and eventually murdering them? Hmm... You may have even mentioned the chap in your little rant...

12/9/2011 6:16:08 AM

Mister Spak

"I have no need of practice, and thus, have no truck with atheists. But with religious folks, there is at least the possibility of profitable debate, discussion, even argument[.]"

No there isn't. Religious people will have no truck with heretics sectists and cultists such as yourself. Atheists on the other hand will guide you into making a fool of yourself and you're so clueless you won't even notice it being done.

12/9/2011 6:28:07 AM

Big Jilm

I know it makes you mad, bro, that we don't buy your horseshit. I've seen it a thousand times -pitiful salesmen trying to sell snake oil, getting all pissed off when we don't want to buy what you're pushing.

12/9/2011 6:29:49 AM



That's why atheists are so easy to pick out of a lineup of random people on the street.

12/9/2011 6:41:51 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Geez, what's with all these Godwins lately?!

Also, if you were to replace every incidence of "atheist" in that rant with "Jew", "woman", or "black" then there would be public outrage. Fucking double standards... But that's not all. Not only does this guy want to kill all atheists, he seems to be in favor of forcibly converting all non-Christians to his religion. It's like he came straight from the Dark Ages. This guy actually scares me.

12/9/2011 6:56:32 AM

Mudak

First, I don't see the correlation between the first paragraph and the rest of the quote.

Second, in my general experience, it's the religious folks who aren't willing to accept the possibility that something they might believe, could be wrong. Atheism is a natural consequence of honest doubt about religious teachings.

12/9/2011 6:57:02 AM

Anon-e-moose

So much of Europe is secular (extremely so, in the case of the Czech Republic), and subsequent generations are being educated in an atmosphere where thinking for yourself is encouraged, thus the ability to question everything is fostered, nay, is seen as a virtue. It's how we've been able to progress as a modern civilisation; how the fuck are you able to spew your BS, (P)Ars(e)on?!

This isn't the 1950s. And your way of thinking is dying.

Deal with it.

12/9/2011 7:02:44 AM

OhJohnNo

Oh, I hope this one goes far up the Fundie Index.

12/9/2011 7:04:17 AM

Meishayuri

The only reason I might not have eyes is because I poked them out after reading this drivel.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

12/9/2011 7:13:47 AM

Javascap

The power to debate, convince, communicate, cajole, move others, influence friends and enemies...is a powerful thing. Note your current president, who sits in that chair today due far more to his ability to do those things, than his ability to lead effectively.

If this wasn't FSTDT, I would concede he kinda has a point. Interesting start, how can he back that statement up

You might even think of Hitler in this same regard...

Dammit. Really? *Sigh*


12/9/2011 7:21:45 AM

Tardis

When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.

...And there are many, many more from his book

12/9/2011 7:21:55 AM

Doubting Thomas

actual true zombies

BRAAAAAAAIIIINS!!!

Actually I think as zombies we'd probably starve going after the fundies.

12/9/2011 7:30:45 AM

dionysus

BRAAAAAAAAAAINS! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
*looks at Parson Julabee Jones*
Damnit, where are the BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS?!?

12/9/2011 7:34:32 AM

Swede

So, it's bad when a president is influential and convincing, and good at debates and communication, but it's good when fundies do it to coerce people into believing in fantasies?

A debate contains arguments, stupid.

12/9/2011 7:47:59 AM
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