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The power to debate, convince, communicate, cajole, move others, influence friends and enemies...is a powerful thing. Note your current president, who sits in that chair today due far more to his ability to do those things, than his ability to lead effectively. You might even think of Hitler in this same regard, who at least and in addition, could lead.

Atheists have no God, no ears to hear, no eyes to see, no heart to touch, no normally functioning intellect, in fact, are obviously flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies, and should be seen as objects of abject pity, rather than targets of debate. They are living nothings...but could be seen as walking opportunities on which to practice your skills of rhetoric, debate and command of the language.

On the other hand, heretics, sectists and cultists, catholics and baptists and other religious types obviously have at least a tacit or latent acknowledgement of a god of some sort, and are generally much more accepting of correction, rebuke, direction, exhortation and a good dose of truth, at least, ever now and again.

I have no need of practice, and thus, have no truck with atheists. But with religious folks, there is at least the possibility of profitable debate, discussion, even argument[.]

Parson Julabee Jones, Survivalist Boards 84 Comments [12/9/2011 4:36:07 AM]
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But think of all the converts you could make. After all atheist zombies have a lot in common with Jesus, him being a jewish zombie.

I haz eyes and ears and likely some genetic mutations. Not like x-men of course cause thats a comic book.

Oh, sorry, mention Hitler and lose 1 internets.

12/9/2011 7:49:50 AM

D Laurier

Did this waffle realy declare that we atheists dont have ears, eyes, hearts, and intelect???
Wow, Talk about denying the humanity of others.

12/9/2011 7:50:42 AM

Horsefeathers

"They are living nothings...but could be seen as walking opportunities on which to practice your skills of rhetoric, debate and command of the language.

[...]

I have no need of practice..."


Practice is exactly what you need. The purpose of rhetoric is to sway the audience to your way of thinking. The first rule of rhetoric is "know your audience." The second is "don't insult them."

Moron.

12/9/2011 7:53:49 AM

JohnTheAtheist

In other words he can't win debates against atheists.

12/9/2011 8:03:06 AM

SpukiKitty

What's with "have no truck"? Must be a regional thing, like "gadding about", "Fixin' to do something" or "yada yada yada".

12/9/2011 8:12:55 AM

Randy

<b>Atheists have no God, no ears to hear, no eyes to see, no heart to touch, no normally functioning intellect, in fact, are obviously flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies, and should be seen as objects of abject pity, rather than targets of debate. They are living nothings...</b>

Feel the love...

12/9/2011 8:15:21 AM

Randy

<b>Atheists have no God, no ears to hear, no eyes to see, no heart to touch, no normally functioning intellect, in fact, are obviously flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies, and should be seen as objects of abject pity, rather than targets of debate. They are living nothings...</b>

Feel the love...

12/9/2011 8:19:20 AM

J. James

This is best read when imagining the speaker sitting in a chair filled with his own terror-pee.

12/9/2011 8:21:53 AM

OhJohnNo

At first glance, the rest of the thread is rather normal - from the looks of things, that's just another ordinary forum, one of the many on the internet. This guy is just completely crazy and probably bitter.

12/9/2011 8:30:56 AM

Osiris

That's one, two, three. Wow. Just two sentences before Godwining Obama. I think this should get an award for the fastest jettisoning of one's credibility on the Internet. And that's saying something.

12/9/2011 8:48:33 AM

Pule Thamex

"Atheists ...... should be seen as objects of abject pity..."

"I ..... have no truck with atheists...."

"They ..... could be seen as walking opportunities on which to practice your skills of rhetoric, debate and command of the language."

"I have no need of practice ...."

The great parochial Julabee has spoken.

12/9/2011 8:55:03 AM

Thinking Allowed

...yadda...yadda...yadda...

12/9/2011 9:09:40 AM

checkmate

Atheists have no God,

So far so good. He got that part right.

no ears to hear,

Uhm, I guess he means atheists tend not to believe any goofy old crap they read somewhere just because somebody says it's supposed to be divine truth. Ok.

no eyes to see,

Hmm, no eyes to see inexistent fantasies? Well, some atheists certainly have eyes to see reality.

no heart to touch,

Wrong there, pal.

no normally functioning intellect,

Please define "normal". I think your "normality" means putting your brain in neutral every time the world opens up the big book of reality.

Does a "normally functioning intellect" mean "Bible first, nothing second"?

are obviously flawed abberations,

If you consider your way the normal way, then I am quite content being a "flawed aberations" - with one "b" please.

mutants, actual true zombies,

Yet God's creation? Come on, just say no to drugs.

should be seen as objects of abject pity,

If you would just leave it at that, fine. The feeling is mutual. Why do I have the funny feeling you're going to keep on "witnessing" anyway?

rather than targets of debate

That would be great. That means you would finally shut the fuck up and leave us alone. Fantastic.

Who wants to debate anyway? What is there to debate? Nothing. It's totally meaningless, an exercise in futility, a complete waste of time and energy.

Please, by all means, regard me as inane, rather than as a target of debate. Peace and quiet here I come.

12/9/2011 9:11:30 AM

breakerslion

"Atheists have no God, no ears to hear, no eyes to see, no heart to touch, no normally functioning intellect, in fact, are obviously flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies, and should be seen as objects of abject pity, rather than targets of debate."

Mmmmmph! Mmmmmph-Mmmmmph!

Oh wait, you left me a mouth ... and you're full of shit besides. I don't usually accept everything I see written down as truth ... I wonder what's wrong with me today?

"I have no need of practice ..."

Because no matter how many times you tried in the past, you never improved? Knowing one's limitations is an important step toward sanity. We can't all succeed at everything. Admitting failure without shame is a healthy attitude, and you do FAIL.

12/9/2011 9:28:50 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Quit pouting Jones, its unseemly

12/9/2011 9:39:54 AM

Headache



12/9/2011 10:15:57 AM

Prager

Said another way, Jubalee has had his/her ass whipped so many times by atheists that he's debate-shy.

12/9/2011 10:20:24 AM

Frank

"flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies"

I want your brains, your delicious brains!

12/9/2011 10:20:55 AM



Please, darling. Flattery will get you no where.

12/9/2011 10:33:48 AM

emau99

The power to debate, convince, communicate, cajole, move others, influence friends and enemies...is a powerful thing.

By that logic, if you're unable to do those things with atheists, you're powerless against them.

Do both of us a favor and think about that for a moment.

Atheists have no God, no ears to hear, no eyes to see, no heart to touch, no normally functioning intellect, in fact, are obviously flawed abberations, mutants, actual true zombies...

According to your beliefs, atheists were created by an all-knowing, all-powerful God. Are you saying that God made a mistake?

...and should be seen as objects of abject pity, rather than targets of debate. They are living nothings...

It sounds to me like you scorn them more than you pity them.

On the other hand, heretics, sectists and cultists, catholics and baptists and other religious types...are generally much more accepting of correction, rebuke, direction, exhortation and a good dose of truth, at least, ever now and again.

Much of world history disagrees with you on this point.

12/9/2011 10:42:44 AM

Berny

I would be more accurate to admit you won't debate atheists because they've destroyed your contrived arguments one too many times.

12/9/2011 10:45:55 AM

Wandering Scribe

So, what does that make agnostics? If an atheist is a zombie for denying the existence of a god; and anyone not preaching your particular belief in god is a target: what does that make those who accept a god, but think s/he/it is unknowable?

12/9/2011 11:58:20 AM



You won't be missed. The fact that you just through around bullshit insults just shows that you have nothing of substance to say anyway.

12/9/2011 12:35:56 PM



Do remember, Jones, that modesty is a virtue, and arrogance a sin.

12/9/2011 12:49:58 PM



Wow. Just wow. This guy is stupid as fuck. Learn logic brah

12/9/2011 12:51:37 PM
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