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#1355858
Serenissima
How's life in the 17th century, Bryan?
12/10/2011 6:17:01 AM
#1355859
clockworkgirl21
It isn't okay to hit anyone unless it's in self defense, whether it's man, woman, or child.
12/10/2011 6:24:12 AM
#1355866
"I say you paddle her ass and see where things go from there (more likely than not she’ll beg you to mount her right then and there)."
Protip: This only works with girls somewhat into BDSM.
12/10/2011 6:36:16 AM
#1355868
Tempus
The sixteenth century wants its idiot back.
12/10/2011 6:40:06 AM
#1355874
Darwin
"I say you paddle her ass and see where things go from there"
Hopefully it will go to her picking up a weapon and going apeshit on YOUR ass!
12/10/2011 6:51:40 AM
#1355875
Huckster Sam
Here's a little song for you, Bryan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQI-JA19tt8
12/10/2011 6:52:12 AM
#1355878
Kulgur
What you do to a consenting partner is your own business, Bryan.
If she ISN'T consenting, though, you'll find that the courts aren't too fond of abusers.
12/10/2011 6:54:51 AM
#1355885
Pule Thamex
"Taking a belt to his daughter’s rear isn’t criminal, it isn’t anti-biblical,..."
This is true. Great minds think alike .. ahem!. It's what I tell anyone who is uncertain about their religious beliefs or who is havering about their atheism. I say that in fact, beating ones daughter is especially biblical when it's accompanied by copious foul language and delivered by a bad-tempered lout who seems to be an incapable arsehole. In fact, for certain heinous crimes, like cheekiness for example, the Bible goes further, it seems that instead of the beating, or possibly after the beating, the miscreant daughter should be stoned to death.
To follow that sound biblical advice with yet another holy utterance, I like to clarify to the wavering believer the following biblical stricture, namely that wife-beating is de rigueur for all humble Christian fundamental cultists. Sometimes these biblical facts help sway the undecided in the right direction.
This evangelism sure is fun ain't it?
12/10/2011 7:18:55 AM
#1355887
D Laurier
Beating your wife or daughter is abuse.
The fact that Bryan seems to get excited about it, makes him a sadistic sack of shit.
Edit.
I just realized that Bryan never made a distinction between wife and daughter, but certainly did imply that having sex with the woman after he beats her, is a good thing.
Does he fuck his daughter after beating her?
12/10/2011 7:26:24 AM
#1355892
Horsefeathers
"What does modern society expect us to do, roll over and apologize that the woman was acting unruly and out of line? I say you paddle her ass and see where things go from there (more likely than not she’ll beg you to mount her right then and there)."
Or she might just decide to wait until you're sleeping and take a Louisville Slugger to your kneecaps.
You've got to sleep sometime, buddy boy. Think about that the next time you want to smack some woman around.
12/10/2011 7:35:33 AM
#1355897
LDM
"I say you paddle her ass and see where things go from there (more likely than not she’ll beg you to mount her right then and there)."
No, more likely she'll have your ass in jail for domestic violence, then in divorce court where the judge will see what a prick you are and give her everything, including half your income for the next 30 years.
12/10/2011 7:42:11 AM
#1355900
The_L
"If your wife spends more money than you told her she was allowed to spend, she is basically testing you, she is begging you to get tough with her, lay down the law, and be a man."
No, she's not. She's silently protesting the fact that, instead of sharing everything like married couples are supposed to do, you're giving her a fucking allowance like a child.
12/10/2011 8:05:44 AM
#1355902
Philbert McAdamia
Rugged Man Bryan
------------------------
.Lover -- Fighter.
Wild Horse Rider
12/10/2011 8:10:01 AM
#1355904
Silver Eyed Rigaldo
I wonder if Bryan is forgetting that the daughter in question is *handicapped.*
It would still have been a Moral Event Horizon on the part of the father even if she were completely healthy, just from the amount of anger and desire for absolute megalomaniacal control over her, but this should convince even those 'fine gentlemen' from Spearhead what a monstrous act it was.
I guess not.
12/10/2011 8:16:31 AM
#1355906
Nicole
If you paddle my ass, you can look forward to sleeping in a jail cell.
12/10/2011 8:17:19 AM
#1355909
Selkie
Oh I wish you would just try this with me. You would be retracting a bleeding stump.
12/10/2011 8:22:30 AM
#1355911
shykid
Oh God, there is just so much wrong with this.
“I say you paddle her ass and see where things go from there (more likely than not she’ll beg you to mount her right then and there).”
what the FUCK??
12/10/2011 8:26:03 AM
#1355913
Dr.Shrinker
Tell it to the judge Bryan
12/10/2011 8:29:31 AM
#1355916
Xotan
And the wife should feel free to do a Lorena.
12/10/2011 8:38:55 AM
#1355925
whatever
We're reopening Alcatraz, Bryan. Specially for cunts like you. Enjoy your stay.
12/10/2011 8:48:02 AM
#1355926
If she gets "out of line" or spends more than she was "allowed" to spend?
You seem to have adult women confused with dogs and toddlers.
Being in posession of a penis does not give you authority over other adults, no matter what their gender or their relationship to you.
12/10/2011 8:48:10 AM
#1355927
"(more likely than not she'll beg you to mount her right then and there)."
Real life is not the same as the porn you watch in your mother's basement.
12/10/2011 8:50:28 AM
#1355932
Swede
It IS criminal over here, and it is very much condemned. You should not hit someone smaller than yourself, isn't that what we teach children at play-grounds? Shouldn't adults lead by example?
How can you decide how much money your wife is allowed to spend? It's just as much her money as it is yours, stupid.
What about when the man is unruly and out of line; when he drinks more than he was allowed to drink? Should the woman take a cane to his backside then?
If my husband paddled my ass, I would first report him to the authorities for abuse, then I would divorce the brute.
But my husband is a decent man, who would never hurt anyone, least of all me.
Besides, he has an IQ well above 80 and can argue his case, he doesn't have to resort to violence to show his point.
12/10/2011 9:09:34 AM
#1355937
moose
Pillar of the community do gooder christinsane who is a closet sodom and gomorrah perv #49883601.
Yes Bryan, you are hoping she will secretly like it. So you can have your secret little sin that you would never confess to the church women in the choir. Oh you dirty naughty boy......
Fucking putz........
12/10/2011 9:23:01 AM
#1355940
Berny
Wow, this fucktard is advocating spousal abuse for Jesus.
Die in a fire, fuckhead.
12/10/2011 9:26:13 AM
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