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This is all you atheists have to go on. Proof, proof, proof. You want to challenge the Bible and say God doesn't exist because he was "made by man," yet you all believe in foolish logic that was made by man! And you've been duped at that! Did you know Darwin actually fabricated some of his proof to help his theory along (and don't ask me what the fabrications were because I only read it in a magazine once and don't entirely remember it all because it had to do with one of the really dumb, complicated ideas you all follow)? Who wantts to believe in a liar who makes stuff up to further the lie? None of you have to believe a word I or any other theist say, and you don't want to believe it anyway, but God will be the one to have the last laugh in his glorious day of return, and you will unfortunately suffer with regret.

AmazingNate, AnswerBag 83 Comments [12/20/2011 5:11:04 PM]
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Churchy LaFemme

"Stuff I remember incompletely from an article I sort of read once and didn't understand."

Sheer proof!

12/20/2011 5:14:32 PM

Headache

Good grief!

That was amazing Nate! Amazingly stupid!

12/20/2011 5:17:34 PM

The Jamo

"... and don't ask me what the fabrications were because I only read it in a magazine once and don't entirely remember it all because it had to do with one of the really dumb, complicated ideas you all follow"

You know, some ideas out there are very, VERY complicated, but that does not impede their validity. Sometimes you simply have to make an effort to understand things. It's not our problem if you refuse to do so.

12/20/2011 5:57:37 PM

Lump

"God will be the one to have the last laugh . . . and you will unfortunately suffer with regret."

What a sick fuck that god fella must be.

12/20/2011 6:10:08 PM

Robespierre

Poe?

It seems a little bit too explicitly dumb and inconsistent.

12/20/2011 6:13:21 PM

J. James

Yeah, that 'proof' thing is a real bitch, isn't it? By the way, Darwin WAS wrong on several things that the science of 150 years ago couldn't have known. But all the important bits have been vindicated by modern science.

Oh, and how nice of you to think that you'll get the last laugh, you fucking sociopath. "Neener neener, I get eternal bliss and you get unimaginably agonizing torture forever! HAW HAW HAW." Fuck off.

12/20/2011 6:15:54 PM

Reynardine

Yeah, who are we supposed to believe, you or our lying eyes?

12/20/2011 6:19:30 PM

Burning Stake

This is all you atheists have to go on. Proof, proof, proof.

Erm...Yes. So your point is?...

12/20/2011 6:33:47 PM

LAchlan

"but God will be the one to have the last laugh in his glorious day of return, and you will unfortunately suffer with regret."

Then again, maybe your God isn't a dick like you.

12/20/2011 6:40:11 PM

Dharmabum

Who wants to believe in an asshat who bases his argument on a partially remembered sentence in an unnamed magazine he read once?

12/20/2011 6:52:17 PM



yet you all believe in foolish logic that was made by man

Logic isn't made; it is observed, analyzed and repeatedly tested until proven.

Did you know Darwin actually fabricated some of his proof to help his theory along

Darwin wasn't the Jesus Christ of Atheists, so none of his words were merely taken at face value or because the bishop of Atheism vouched for his fine character. Just like any other scientific work, his research was studied by tens of thousands of other scientists over the past many, MANY years, and through those tests and studies it was found that some of what he said was accurate and some was not. Now how many peer reviews did the Bible get?

don't ask me what the fabrications were because I only read it in a magazine once and don't entirely remember it all

Yeah, yeah, and I'm the queen of Botswana.

Who wantts to believe in a liar who makes stuff up to further the lie?

Stand in front of a mirror and ask yourself this question while looking yourself in the eyes.

but God will be the one to have the last laugh in his glorious day of return,

Return? You mean God left? What? People are dying here in his name and he's taking a bloody tea-break? Oh you mean Jesus, eh? The guy who said if they slap your left cheek turn the right one or something like that? You mean he'll be standing there having a jolly laugh while billions burn in fire? Fuck off.

12/20/2011 7:17:48 PM



The scientific method is based on reproducibility:
If you follow the same experimental procedures, you should get similar if not the same results.

If you want us to believe your 'god', crucify yourself, then have one of your fellow loonies jab you with a spear until you bleed out.
If you revive in three days then we can talk.

We can reproduce Darwin's results, can you reproduce your god's?

12/20/2011 7:22:24 PM

Baxter de Wahl

God gets the last laugh?

Hmmm, he must be a real bastard to laugh while you suffer hellfire.

Would Jesus be there, laughing along with Dad and H.G?

12/20/2011 7:27:49 PM

Rohanwotan2

There is no link between the Theory Of Evolution and atheism. Just like there is no link between your brain and reality.

12/20/2011 8:03:54 PM

Jubba the Mad

Surely a real God would have better followers than this cretin?

12/20/2011 8:20:27 PM

checkmate

This is all you atheists have to go on. Proof, proof, proof.

Put AmazingNate in front of a judge, wrongly accused of murder, facing one of those death sentences the Christians love so much, and let the state say "no, your honor, we don't have any proof of his guilt, but we believe he's guilty, that should be enough; who needs proof when you have faith?".

I have a funny feeling "proof, proof, proof" would suddenly become a major issue in his life, one of cardinal importance, something he would demand in abundance, all that "foolish logic that was made by man".

12/20/2011 9:08:46 PM

Berny

Who wantts to believe in a liar who makes stuff up to further the lie?

Truer words were never spoken by a theist. Now if you could only see the irony in your statement. Nice lie about Darwin by the way. You misinterpret something from a magazine you can't even recall correctly and we're supposed to take your statement as anything but bullshit?
Try again sonny.

12/20/2011 9:12:06 PM

whoanelly

If when I die, I find myself in the presence of a deity, I will express surprise at seeing them, not be particularly vexed either way, and ask them to give me a break, because they weren't all that concerned with giving us reasons to believe in them anyway.

Edit: oh, and I will ask them to explain to me what cosmic rules prevented them from intervening in the cases of dying children, horrific tragedies, natural disasters, etc. I will listen patiently and carefully.

12/20/2011 9:22:18 PM

QuasiRodent

God is watching everyone, loves everyone, and will intervene in your lives at your moment of greatest need to help you struggle your way through it!

Suffering is only so that you might be more grateful for that barest smidgen of hope when God dangles his holy bone your way.

That's why middle-class folks in America see miracles so often, they've got real faith. God helps them every day, to reach the gas pump when their tank gauge says 'empty', to find a dollar so they can get that mocha latte they need to get through the day...

But those starving kids in Mozambique? The young man whose legs were torn off by a land mine while trying to protect his country? They're wicked in their hearts. That's why God doesn't perform miracles for any of those people.

Also don't expect HIM to perform any miracles that couldn't potentially happen without the supernatural, like re-growing an eye, because then we'd just get all lazy and jaded and want HIM to do everything!

So when you get better from that illness that had a 90% chance of killing you, remember, it wasn't the Doctors' skilled efforts, or your own human tenacity, it was GOD, and you'd better get praisin'!

12/20/2011 9:24:50 PM



Jesus said in the Bible that he would return within the lifetimes of his followers. He is very very late for that.

If you can show what material you allege Darwin fabricated then please provide it.

12/20/2011 9:39:33 PM

Thinking Allowed

What amazes me is that Nate has to make an effort to use the only brain cell he has.

12/20/2011 9:48:34 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


12/20/2011 10:41:31 PM

Hasher

Oh, come on!

It's a Poe!

12/20/2011 10:46:35 PM

Philbert McAdamia

This magazine...was it by any chance published by Dell Comics?

12/20/2011 10:49:48 PM

jesus-face tortilla

obvious poe is obvious

12/20/2011 11:06:22 PM
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